We've got a lot; don't ever forget that.

A software engineer and former editor.

I think far, far too hard about things. These things include magical ponies.

"If you want to get better at anything, you have to be able to enjoy being bad at it."

"Leave it to Admiral Biscuit to enter the contest, write its first entry as well, and disprove my expectations in one fell swoop." —Chicago Ted

I've roasted a wealth of exotic things, All torn to ribbons at the hands of kings. Polished copper how I proudly shone, stealin' the fire of the blazing sun.

The pony processing organ in my head still has some foreign non-pony contaminants.

still here, apparently!

Fanfiction masochist. :B She/they https://ko-fi.com/presentperfect

Elen síla lúmenn' omentielvo. Estaxen yando Undómë Tinwë.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a pony in the depths of a Friendship binge.

Not a changeling.

NaPoWriMo 2017 Participant ya'll !

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind" Dr. Suess and Bernard Baruch

I am Cayden Tavers. I have come from a far-away galaxy to meet the ponies of this world and to hopefully one day integrate it into the fold of the Galactic Republic.

Life's a dance, and I've four left hooves.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I used to be relevant!

My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.

A real lady killer.

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

Improve your skill by making it grow an inch a day. You will surprise yourself after a year goes by.

And I'll always find you, again and again/And I'll love every version of you/And you're never truly gone/As long as a part of you in me lives on.

I like to write short comedy things in my spare time. One day I'll write a proper story, I swear.

Pat is love, Pat is life

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

my goal is not be the best, but to enjoy what I do and to cause a few smiles along the way. Also I am a lurker, I could by on your profile page as you read this. *spooky noises*

A college trained writer who is now back to honing his craft after graduating. Tends to write fantasy and science fiction. Also very shy! Who wants a muffin!?

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

A fan of animated movies of all kinds. A fan of Transformers. A fan of MLP:FiM. I'm Henry101, nice to meet you!

I'm a World Wide Wanderer, on the World Wide Web.

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

"Fragile and easily startled. If you move too fast he gets scared and hides under the bed." -Aragon

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

Intelligence is a weapon, not a virtue

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep." -Scott Adams