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Aragon


Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"

Oct
23rd
2017

When Family Cannot Be Here, Having Journeyed Far and Wide · 7:45pm October 23rd

It was my birthday this past Wednesday -- woo I'm 23 give me stuff woo -- but I had no ways to come in here and post anything.

There was a guy supposed to come to my house and install a router on Monday, true. But, the dude came in, looked around, said "Hahah wow I have no idea how to deal with this," and immediately left.

So no Internet till today, and no birthday blog. Instead, have a birthday story.

E Petty Please
The good thing about dating Rarity is that you get to talk to her. The bad thing about dating Rarity is that you have to talk to her.
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Oct
12th
2017

Chlorine and Ladybug Kisses · 5:51pm October 12th

This just happened. This is real, I'm not kidding, this is an actual true story. This has changed me.

Today I woke up to my neighbor gently jacking off his dog.

I just took a nap in my new house for the first time, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window. I got out of bed, stretched my arms, and looked at the city of Barcelona with a big smile on my face, and my neighbor was gently jacking off his dog under my window.

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Aug
18th
2017

The Power of Hate (or, Dickweeds) · 12:00pm August 18th

After spending ninety minutes telling us we are all special and that we have to chase our dreams and life is wonderful and money is not the most important thing in the world and shit, my Human Resources teacher pointed at me and asked “You! What’s your dream?!”

“To die a fucking millionaire.”

Emphasis on the fucking.

Teacher didn’t like me much after that exchange, no.

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Aug
17th
2017

Barcelona · 11:00pm August 17th

A terrible thing has happened today in the city I've called my home for the last five years -- and the one I'm going to live in for the next two or three, too. Check the news to know more about it (I'd rather not talk about it in here, to be completely honest). It happened in the Rambla, Barcelona's main street of sorts, and a lot of people got hurt.

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Jun
20th
2017

I Sing the Body Electric · 6:50pm June 20th

Okay, so first things first, I want y'all to know that I'm fine. I'm perfectly okay.

Good? Good.

So a couple weeks ago, my father found blood on my sheets. Figuring the time had finally come, he sat me down in front of him and told me about the wonders of growing up and the ways my body is going to change.

Then he stopped, and realized I'm actually not a woman.

So to the hospital we went.

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May
31st
2017

Show Me the Locked Doors; I'll Find Another Use for the Key · 11:27am May 31st

Apr
9th
2017

I Imagine Death So Much It Feels More Like a Memory -- Podcast Is Live! · 12:02am April 9th

Edited: aaand it's done. I'll highlight some bits tomorrow. You can still watch the video, though, it's down there. Cheerio!


As promised, the podcast is going live. You can find me here:

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Apr
7th
2017

I'm Well Aware of Certain Things that Might Destroy a Man Like Me · 7:34pm April 7th

So FoME’s contest ended a while ago, and we finally know who won. In the blog that put an end to the whole deal, one of the judges – ScarletWeather – made an interesting comment:

You should all be proud of yourselves! Especially you, author with serious self-esteem issues. You know who you are.

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Mar
12th
2017

So I Wore a Suit for the First Time in Five Years -- And I Really Shouldn't Have Because Oh My God I Hate my Life Sometimes · 11:21pm March 12th

Aragón: uggggh

Aragón: I can’t concentrate on this shit

MrNumbers: that presentation you were talking about yesterday?

Aragón: yeah

Aragón: it’s an important one – I even gotta wear a fucking suit to class, man

MrNumbers: huh

MrNumbers: neat

Aragón: yeah that’ll be cool

Aragón: oh shit you know what

Aragón: you know what would be neat

Aragón: I should wear the suit as I study it

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Mar
1st
2017

The Great Ones -- The Hardships of Communication, or "Oh God Let Me Suck Your Dick" · 1:50am March 1st

Fucking shit, I’m getting feeling self-conscious now that I’m writing the blog. I feel like I gotta meet some expectations or something – which is mighty weird, let me tell you. Usually I write blogs like I break wind in a classroom: whatever happens, happens, and if people look at you weird you just do the fingergun thing and crack a joke. Fuck it, I smell anyway, so who’s gonna care.

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