Oct

18th

2023

A Full Year of Only Mondays · 3:05pm October 18th

Good morning. This is, from my point of view, a comedy blog. From the point of view of my family and loved ones, it's a horror story.

I'm so fucking back, baby. Hi, all. Did you miss me? I know I did.

Report Aragon · 721 views · #Rusty guns fire rusty shots #Leopards never change their spots #And fireworks always fade too soon #Empty words don't mean a lot #And from me thats all you've got #But i swear to you one day #We'll stand beneath a blue moon.

Jul

28th

2023

I'm a Wild Child; Born on the Blood Red Moon · 8:45am July 28th

Report Aragon · 769 views · #Yeah I'm pleasure and I'm worth the pain #Just like thunder always follows rain #Peel you out in fire smoke and wheels #I'll be your hero from the movie reels

Jun

10th

2023

Send In Your Skeletons; Sing As Their Bones Go Marching In Again · 6:35pm June 10th

In what might be the most hilariously on-brand move on my part, I am currently facing a lot of hardships because I was too stupid to be stupid. I was too good at studying, and now I'm in deep shit. Classic Aragón, let me tell you.

Report Aragon · 807 views · #If you're wondering #every lesson is roughly 3500 words #and I'm memorizing two new lessons a day #so that's 7000 words a day I gotta memorize and recite and keep in my head for three months #so you know #livin' the high life over here oh yeah

May

10th

2023

I PASSED THE EXAM!! · 9:38pm May 10th

Fuck it, I wanted to do a full storytelly blog about it, and I will? But I won't have access to a keyboard in at least a week, so.

I passed the judge exam!!! Which is fucking insane when you think about how hard the deck was stacked against me, and also that it was my very first time taking it.

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Apr

26th

2023

Nose to the Grinder, Hell Yeah · 8:00pm April 26th

Report Aragon · 1,172 views · #one of the lessons I had to study today was about drugs and illegal trafficking #and to my utmost heartbreak #I found out that the lesson has been updated recently #and so now when listing designer drugs I don't reference their street names #which makes the lesson significantly less cool #rest in peace streetwise law lessons #you will not be missed because it is honestly a bit easier this way actually

Mar

20th

2023

Te Quiero, Yaya · 8:19am March 20th

Today at roughly 8am I got a call from my father. I've been up studying since 5:30am, so I didn't immediately react to it, I just picked up the phone and went "yeah? Hi, dad, what's up?"

He then told me my grandmother had passed away. Her condition had been getting worse lately, turns out, but they kept it from me. They didn't want to worry me and distract me from my studies, which I think is sweet.

No sense in keeping it a secret now, though.

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Jan

21st

2023

Happy Anniversary, To The Both Of Us · 6:55pm January 21st

The first time she saw me, she gave me a rose.

It was pink, she said, because pink is my favorite color. She was wearing a yellow sundress, and even though it was raining outside, it made it feel like true summer.

I took the rose, and she hugged me, and her touch was light and breezy. She knew I was tired from thirteen hours of flying, so she hugged me tight, but not as tight as she wanted to, just in case it would hurt.

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Jan

1st

2023

Just Because You Exist (Part Two) · 1:09pm January 1st

LINK TO PART ONE -- MAKE SURE YOU'VE READ THIS ONE FIRST

Report Aragon · 2,124 views · #can you tell that I ship octascratch #it's subtle #but the clues are all there #I enjoy leaving little easter eggs like that on my comics #only the most eagle-eyed of readers will notice

Oct

15th

2022

I Have No Power, and I Must Not Scream · 5:01pm Oct 15th, 2022

So like two months ago, the upstairs neighbor in my apartment complext (not the same one who threatened to stab me that one time) noticed that, whenever she touched her shower, she would get zapped.

Report Aragon · 1,254 views · #You can't live without the fire #It's the heat that makes you strong #'Cause you're born to live #and fight it all the way

Jul

5th

2022