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Aragon


Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Apr
4th
2019

We Sold Ourselves for Love but Now We're Free · 11:49pm April 4th

Mar
28th
2019

It's The Nature of Time that the Old Ways Must Give In · 3:53pm March 28th

Mar
6th
2019

BECOME THE ANIMAL YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN · 2:45pm March 6th

Mar
5th
2019

So Long Live the Reckless and the Brave · 2:29am March 5th

Feb
18th
2019

They Stab It with their Steely Knives,but They Just Can't Kill the Beast · 12:16am February 18th

Jan
23rd
2019

In What is Possibly the Dumbest Thing I've Done in Here · 6:54pm January 23rd

And that's saying something, mind you?

EPressed for Time
Vinyl and Octavia need to hug for eight hours – or the building explodes.
Aragon · 90k words  ·  202  14 · 1.8k views

Check the wordcount! I just posted 90k words on this website in one go. Nine chapters. Whodaman.

Yeah, been working on this for a year. Honestly, fuck releasing on a schedule, right? I dislike having incomplete stories I gotta update like, every two days or some shit. Huge pain in the ass, and a lot of readers dislike reading Incomplete-tagged stories. Me included!

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Dec
17th
2018

You Used to Get It in your Fishnets, Now You Only Get It in your Night Dress (Also, Announcements, Patreon and Ko-Fi, etc etc, Mostly It's About the Fishnets) · 1:11am Dec 17th, 2018

My sister entered the room without knocking, and caught me reading the Kama-Sutra out loud to my hand-carved, fuck-ugly wooden Beethoven bust.

The fuck-ugly bust in question

I was at the part where the book explains how to get rid of a lover you don’t want anymore.

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Nov
21st
2018

Work Within Your Limitations: Make the Idea Fit the Writing (or, How I Get Away with Shitty Prose) · 5:07pm Nov 21st, 2018

Something that might surprise most of you is that, when I try to humblebrag, I barely talk about the obscene size of my penis. There is nothing humble about it. It’s just generally a great thing.

No, what I always talk about is the fact that—and this is true, fucking warped as it sounds—even though I am the dumbest motherfucker on this website? I sometimes need to put, like, real effort into convincing my readers that my prose is shit.

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Nov
2nd
2018

MagnetBolt's life is in danger · 12:36am Nov 2nd, 2018

This is not a happy blog.

When I was eight years old, my mother was diagnosed with cancer. It was probably the last nail on the coffin for my family, and we never really recovered -- and that is even though we had, thank God, no monetary troubles. She was close to dying in more than one occassion. For related reasons, so was I.

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Oct
18th
2018

It's my Birthday · 11:33pm Oct 18th, 2018

As I write this, I'm officially 24 years old. Not really happy about it. My little brother will turn 18 in a month.

This is a happy blog.

Here's a lollipop.


“So y'all gonna bleed to death just to prove a point, huh.”

“Hahah, what?” Pinkie gave AJ a drunk smile. “Nooo idea what you’re talking about!”

“Pinkie, you look like you’re tryin’ to traumatize the kids now, instead of doin’ it on accident. Give me the shears.”

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