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Aragon


Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW"

Jul
5th
2018

Holy Shit Fuck Okay I Guess We Made it Jesus I'm Going to Bronycon · 5:47pm July 5th

Jul
1st
2018

Get Aragón to Bronycon: This All Started With a Joke (About Me Sucking Dick) · 10:38pm July 1st

Jun
24th
2018

He Shed his Scales, to Find the Snake Within · 7:41pm June 24th

Well, fuck it. I've been trying to make this funny or witty or something, but I just couldn't make it. There's no angle. So just -- fuck it, y'all are getting the raw unfiltered thing.

I've graduated.

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May
7th
2018

Preach Electric to a Microphone Stand · 12:15am May 7th

I have entertained the idea of doing story reviews many times – mostly because there are a lot of talented people in this website, and I always thought that spending twelve thousand words relentlessly sucking King of Beggar’s cock in public sounds like an ideal Saturday. Sadly, I never started that project. Instead, I chose to befriend King of Beggars, and then proceeded to relentlessly suck his cock

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Apr
23rd
2018

I'll Become Immortal, and I'll Live On in Your Memory · 12:42am April 23rd

Mar
21st
2018

I Winked Yesterday, and Your Mother Can't Bring Herself to Close Her Legs Anymore · 10:13pm March 21st

Mar
17th
2018

Some Princes Don't Become Kings · 2:47am March 17th

Mar
10th
2018

The Comedy (is Serious Business) Contest Results! · 3:43am March 10th

Aaaand we’re finally here.

What can I say, folks – it’s been a journey. I almost feel emotional writing this announcement.

This contest literally started as me idly muttering “would be cool to make one of those m’self one day” in a public chat. And now look at this! Forty-seven entries, more than four thousand views in the original announcement, we took over the featured box, and overall? I’m sure we all had a lot of fun.

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Feb
23rd
2018

To Cross a Line · 12:11am February 23rd

It’s past midnight. I recently landed an internship and, while it’s pretty neat, it’s also a full-time job and I am honestly dead tired as I write this. I think I can feel my head fusing with the pillow as I type.

This is by design.

We need to talk about communication, and how I’ve been struggling to say something for a long time. For the ones that don’t have the time, here’s the tl;dr: I think I’m approaching my breaking point, please stop.

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Feb
10th
2018

Submissions Are Closed, so Call Me a Soccer Mom: Now it's Time to Judge You · 5:17pm February 10th

And so, the final number of entries is forty-seven.

Some of you might notice that by the time the deadline had passed there were only forty-six stories in the group, and some hours later the last one was added -- this is no mistake. The last story was submitted before the deadline, but wasn't approved until some hours later. Fortunately, our very own judge Majin Syeekoh is also a story approver, so we can just check when the thing was submitted and call it a day.

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