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Caw caw?

"Figs you're just peak irony." —Caligari87

Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you/Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused.

Verily, vanity.

I'm back and ready to stay

Hey, guys, got a story you need reviewed? Well, feel free to send me a private message with the story you want reviewed and I will give you a review as soon as I can.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

I am a fan of many things, particularly the fine works of Sir Terry Pratchett (may he rest in peace). After spending a long time lurking, I have elected to create an account.

Creativity is intelligence having fun!

I used to be relevant!

Fandom veteran, journalist, sixteen-time EqD published author. I hope you have a lovely day! Come visit my official website at www.williamantonelli.com

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

"The purpose of the first draft is not to get it right but to get it written." -John Dufresne. Please send corrections via PMs. The Blade of Quill & Blade

Hardcore animation enthusiast chilling away in this dimension and unbothered by his non-corporeal form. Also likes pastel cartoon ponies. They do that to people. And ghosts.

E-mail: dave@catspawdtp.com • Discord/Bluesky: catspawdtp • DeviantArt/Ko-fi: CatspawDTP • Telegram/FurAffinity/FurryMUCK/Tapestries: Tom_Clowder • Mastodon: @tom_clowder@meow.social

Hey! I have a podcast about Gundams and stuff!

"Fanfic [has] been on the decline since the Aeneid." --Anonymous poster 18/03/15

"Late night, come home. Work sucks! I know!"

If I leave you it doesn't mean I love you any less / Keep me in your heart for a while—Warren Zevon

Merc's fic guide: by Bookplayer: Is there kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding kicking and/or punching? [Yes/No] Have you considered adding more kicking and/or punching?

^{♡ to thine} own self _{write true ♡}

Not quite sure what to put here. MIT student who likes writing. Yeah. Oh, and thanks to kittyhasnosoul for the cover.

Retired staff. Please stop asking me to approve your stories.

Co-Admin of Clopfics. Finally decided to start writing after being here for 12 years.

Just a normal changeling who likes to read fan fiction and make videos about them. And yes, I take requests.

"Burninating the countryside... burninating the peasants... burninating all the peoples... and their thatched-roof COTTAGES! THATCHED-ROOF COTTAGES!! And the Trogdor comes in the NIIIIGHT!!!"

Always be nice to other people. They outnumber you eight billion to one.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I'm many former things.

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

I didn't write any of that.

I am a female who calms to be a brony, I have been writing for 8 years and rping for 5. Please come on in and see what is behind my Avatar.

• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.

Has a new gaming PC eating all his time.

Proverbs 17:17 || DM me over staff related issues.

A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).

"Never believe that a few caring people can't change the world. For indeed, that's all who ever have." ~ Margaret Mead

"I will forge my own way, then, where I may not be accepted, but I will be myself. I will take what they called weakness and make it my strength." ~Rarity, "Black as Night"

Searching for life forms, those little life forms. Reviewer in Seattle's Angels

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Hello Everypony Welcome To My Page

Dubs Rewatcher once described me as "an intense literary analyst". I describe me as "a room of monkeys with typewriters."

The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!