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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Feb
24th
2021

My greatest regret in life is that I will never hear Warren Zevon and Waddy Wachtel cover this · 2:50am February 24th

Centered, because

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Feb
18th
2021

Commodore Pounce, we have arrived · 11:28pm February 18th

Pssht! We got nukes and Twitter.

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Feb
18th
2021

All this can be yours · 12:27am February 18th

Turn off the sound and start at 0:20 (if it isn't already there)

While you're watching, listen to this instead:

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Feb
16th
2021

"Everybody else, then, going? And I still left where the fair was?" · 2:18am February 16th

I watched Season 1 and I thought I knew what all the fuss was about. Then I watched Season 2 and holy crap it got better.

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Feb
7th
2021

He is the Sultan--he is the Sultan of Strings · 1:46am February 7th

It seems everybody's crazy for "The Lark Ascending" but this is my favorite Ralph von (oh good God) Vaughan Williams, and one of my favorites of all:

It's as if a door had opened, and there stood all Narnia before you.

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Feb
3rd
2021

**ALERT** Incoming transmission from T **ALERT** · 11:14pm February 3rd

Feb
1st
2021

Variation on a Theme by Ian Fleming and His Imitators · 12:10am February 1st

WillowWren prompted: "The World is Too Damn Much"

...with us, late and soon.
Getting and spending leads to Austin Powers;
Little we see in Clancy that is ours.
We are writing to pay the rent--a sordid boon!
The supervillain's HQ on the moon,
An Aston-Martin howling at all hours
And Bond girls dropped to die like fading flowers
With these, we pay a Piper out of tune.
It moves our books? O Muse! I'd rather be

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Jan
21st
2021

What's up with all the little people dancing on the National Mall? · 12:53am January 21st

Singing something about...ding-dong, ding-dong? Is it one of those flash-mob things?

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Jan
19th
2021

"Here we are, my Queen--the Great Pillar of the North!" · 1:24am January 19th

"Ah, at last--the source of power over all Changelings! Now I shall take back the Hive and have my revenge on Celestia--Drone! Fly up and see what the inscription says!"

"At once, my Queen!"

...

"WELL?"

"IT SAYS R...A...I...D..."

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Jan
18th
2021

"I admire good old Barbara Frietchie/ I bet *she* scratched where she was itchy" -- Ogden Nash · 1:44am January 18th

Up from the meadows rich with corn,
Clear in the cool September morn,

The clustered spires of Frederick stand
Green-walled by the hills of Maryland.

Round about them orchards sweep,
Apple- and peach-tree fruited deep,

Fair as a garden of the Lord
To the eyes of the famished rebel horde,

On that pleasant morn of the early fall
When Lee marched over the mountain wall,—

Over the mountains winding down,
Horse and foot, into Frederick town.

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