It means JACKIE CHAN FIGHTING THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA AGAINST A BACKDROP OF CHEESY CGI, that's what it means!

I like how the subtitles helpfully inform you that the Tower of London is in England, and that all those painted onion domes are in Moscow, Russia instead of Moscow, Idaho (a mistake anyone could make, really).

Hello apprentice! Hello my learner!
Hello my young pad-waaaaaan!
Dark Side, avoid you must!
In your own feelings, trust!

Freglz wrote a lovely little thing called “A Town that Time Forgot.” It’s what you’d get if “anyone lived in a pretty how town” had been rammed and boarded by Cold Comfort Farm.

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There was once a little boy named Charles, who was much inclined to melancholy.

One dark December's evening he went in search of company to ease his troubled mind.

"The approaching Holiday fills me with a nameless dread," he confided to his friend Linus.

"Charles, the holidays are meant for gaiety and mirth, not for wallowing in the Slough of Despond" remonstrated Linus.

Charles wandered away into the night.

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What hath Gameloft wrought?

I remember the time my dog Morgan climbed up on the table the night after Christmas dinner and ate all the leftover Christmas pudding I was too tired to put away ("it's soaked in brandy," I thought, "it'll keep")

Next day her tummy was as round as a soccer ball and she slept for 36 hours, only getting up to go to outside to go to the bathroom, and once to get a very long drink of water.

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Rarity Chick got Guerlain Rose Barbare, Glenmorangie, and fuzzy Harry Potter pajamas with Hedwig on them (she's a fan of the books, and has been fascinated by owls since childhood).

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