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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Feb
17th
2020

Applejack IRL · 3:35am Monday

Scary.

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Feb
15th
2020

This image on the screen, what does it mean, what does it mean? · 2:03am Saturday

It means JACKIE CHAN FIGHTING THE GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA AGAINST A BACKDROP OF CHEESY CGI, that's what it means!

I like how the subtitles helpfully inform you that the Tower of London is in England, and that all those painted onion domes are in Moscow, Russia instead of Moscow, Idaho (a mistake anyone could make, really).

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Feb
1st
2020

I'm told the skin secretions of some jungle frogs have psychoactive properties · 2:49pm February 1st

Hello apprentice! Hello my learner!
Hello my young pad-waaaaaan!
Dark Side, avoid you must!
In your own feelings, trust!

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Jan
23rd
2020

Freglz and the Vicious Circle (or, a Heart-Warming Hearths-Warming Tale) · 2:14am January 23rd

Freglz wrote a lovely little thing called “A Town that Time Forgot.” It’s what you’d get if “anyone lived in a pretty how town” had been rammed and boarded by Cold Comfort Farm.

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Jan
17th
2020

Meme-splicing · 12:16am January 17th


"Siiiiiiinnnnng the doom song, I'm gonna!"

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Jan
11th
2020

The Pathetic Christmas Tree, by Edward Gorey · 12:31am January 11th

There was once a little boy named Charles, who was much inclined to melancholy.

One dark December's evening he went in search of company to ease his troubled mind.

"The approaching Holiday fills me with a nameless dread," he confided to his friend Linus.

"Charles, the holidays are meant for gaiety and mirth, not for wallowing in the Slough of Despond" remonstrated Linus.

Charles wandered away into the night.

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Jan
1st
2020

Where the streets are gold I've yet to find · 3:33pm January 1st

With a hat on my head
And sandals on my feet
I met on the road
The end of the year.

Matsuo Basho

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Dec
30th
2019

Animal House · 11:57pm Dec 30th, 2019

What hath Gameloft wrought?

When in Applewood, visit Whinnyversal Studios
(Ask for Babs)

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Dec
27th
2019

Banorial Rites of Carnage and Wreckage · 3:57pm Dec 27th, 2019

I remember the time my dog Morgan climbed up on the table the night after Christmas dinner and ate all the leftover Christmas pudding I was too tired to put away ("it's soaked in brandy," I thought, "it'll keep")

Next day her tummy was as round as a soccer ball and she slept for 36 hours, only getting up to go to outside to go to the bathroom, and once to get a very long drink of water.

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Dec
26th
2019

Ye Gentleman, Resting Merry · 2:35am Dec 26th, 2019

Rarity Chick got Guerlain Rose Barbare, Glenmorangie, and fuzzy Harry Potter pajamas with Hedwig on them (she's a fan of the books, and has been fascinated by owls since childhood).

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