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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Aug
11th
2022

1980's Archie and Mehitabel... · 3:09am August 11th

...are Tom Waits and Cyndi Lauper.

*sigh*

Of all sad words of tongue and pen
The saddest are these: "It might have been"

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Aug
3rd
2022

I am ashamed to learn that for all these years, I've been pronouncing "Camus" wrong · 12:32pm August 3rd

But who the hell would've thought it rhymed with "Shamu?"

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Aug
2nd
2022

"I shot the morning in the back with my Red Wings on, told the sun he'd better go back down" · 2:21am August 2nd

Some days there isn't much more to say

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Jul
28th
2022

EFT3K · 3:21am July 28th

In the not-too-distant future
3000 A.E.
There lived a mare called Sunny
Who studied Har-mo-ny
She worked at her father's shaved-ice stand
Her life was pre-dic-ta-ble and bland
She might have remained in that quiet place
But Sci-Twilight didn't like it so she shot her into space!

"We'll send her cheesy plotlines--
Just fit for tiny tykes" (la-la-la!)
"We'll put them on the Internet

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Jul
25th
2022

I hear 3-year-old Jordan Peele was just FASCINATED by these guys · 1:41am July 25th

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Jul
6th
2022

I have seen the future and it is 8 million Belle Bottom cosplayers · 2:58am July 6th

Including fat white guys who risk being mistaken for late-stage Elvis

The movie is set in the 70's, so why isn't anyone talking about

Because that's who Belle Bottom is obviously based on.

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Jun
21st
2022

Happy Summer Solstice! · 12:23pm June 21st


"Oh, crap--that was TODAY?"

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Jun
20th
2022

"These Be The First Recorded Words of the Lost Princess Twilight Sparkle Upon Her Reappearance at Maretime Bay:" · 4:56pm June 20th

"Hey! Sorry--Discord said he could calculate 'Pi' to more decimal places than me so of course it was ON! Like Donkey Kong!

"So, um...what did I miss?"

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Jun
17th
2022

Apparently we've given up on bot accounts. · 6:48pm June 17th

I've been reporting them but removal stopped over a week ago. We've got sex doll ads, drugs, online casinos, plus the usual Vietnamese cluster-bombers.

Not sure what's going on. Admins say it's not their job. Okay, that's fine. Whose is it, does anyone know?

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Jun
7th
2022

Bob's Burgers is about awkward family relationships · 2:25am June 7th

The relationships are okay, it's the family that's awkward.

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