1980's Archie and Mehitabel... · 3:09am August 11th
...are Tom Waits and Cyndi Lauper.
*sigh*
Of all sad words of tongue and pen
The saddest are these: "It might have been"
The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!
...are Tom Waits and Cyndi Lauper.
*sigh*
Of all sad words of tongue and pen
The saddest are these: "It might have been"
But who the hell would've thought it rhymed with "Shamu?"
Some days there isn't much more to say
In the not-too-distant future
3000 A.E.
There lived a mare called Sunny
Who studied Har-mo-ny
She worked at her father's shaved-ice stand
Her life was pre-dic-ta-ble and bland
She might have remained in that quiet place
But Sci-Twilight didn't like it so she shot her into space!
"We'll send her cheesy plotlines--
Just fit for tiny tykes" (la-la-la!)
"We'll put them on the Internet
Including fat white guys who risk being mistaken for late-stage Elvis
The movie is set in the 70's, so why isn't anyone talking about
Because that's who Belle Bottom is obviously based on.
"Oh, crap--that was TODAY?"
"Hey! Sorry--Discord said he could calculate 'Pi' to more decimal places than me so of course it was ON! Like Donkey Kong!
"So, um...what did I miss?"
I've been reporting them but removal stopped over a week ago. We've got sex doll ads, drugs, online casinos, plus the usual Vietnamese cluster-bombers.
Not sure what's going on. Admins say it's not their job. Okay, that's fine. Whose is it, does anyone know?
The relationships are okay, it's the family that's awkward.