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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Mar
29th
2024

You can't stay, no you can't stay... · 3:06am March 29th

How's it feel when there's
Time to remember?
Branches bare like the
Trees in November...

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Jan
25th
2024

Quite ugly one morning · 3:55am January 25th

Don't the sky look funny?
Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
Don't you feel like runnin'
Don't you feel like runnin'
From the Dawn's early light?

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Jan
24th
2024

Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain · 2:15am January 24th

With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

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Dec
26th
2023

Christmas 2023 be like · 2:51am Dec 26th, 2023

Dracula playing poker with Santa.

Says it all, really...

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Dec
20th
2023

Monty Python's Life of Rocky Horror Superstar · 9:32pm Dec 20th, 2023

feat. Joel Smallbone as Biggus Dickus

This looks like a nine-deck, four-funnel, single-hulled production colliding with an iceberg of bad decisions.

On the other hand, everybody onboard seems to be having fun with it. 'Tis the season!...

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Dec
5th
2023

"Just relax, Mr. Bown, and tell me about your childhood" · 3:23am Dec 5th, 2023

"Well..."

She's snatching the football away (haha)
She's snatching the football away (hoho!)
She held the ball for me to kick
But she's SNATCHING the FOOTBALL awaaaayyy (haha, hoho, heehee!)


(Oh, you know...)

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Dec
3rd
2023

I think I finally found the Trixi theme · 10:26pm Dec 3rd, 2023

I need to do a Kickstar, see if Kathleen Barr is open to a freelance gig.

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Dec
2nd
2023

"Genie, I want to hear this song covered by Andrea Libman and Weird Al Yankovich" · 2:36am Dec 2nd, 2023

That'd be my third and final wish.

No. My first.

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Nov
23rd
2023

They brought Spike back · 3:10am Nov 23rd, 2023

Yeah, I know it's not Cathy Wesluck, but he's a grown dragon now so his voice would have changed. And no, I don't know what they'll do with the character. It may not meet your expectations. It may not meet mine.

But none of that matters as much as the fact that they chose to bring him back. That in itself is an act of beauty.

Poor Spike, though: he saw his friends die, or disappear: he saw Harmony and Friendship fail. How did that affect him? He couldn't help but have been traumatized.

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Oct
2nd
2023

My house, 3:45 am, today · 2:12am Oct 2nd, 2023

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