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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Jul
26th
2024

YouTube got a lot nicer after Martin Mull died · 1:56am Yesterday

Because the algorithms starting directing people towards his stuff instead of the usual crap:

I don't know how Mull transformed into Gen X's cool uncle from a 70's Midwestern snarkass a la Bill Murray, David Letterman and (the archetype) Johnny Carson:

Maybe he mellowed out, maybe the world soured past him.

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Jul
16th
2024

Jedi Master Ed reporting bots to the FimFic admins (artist's conception): · 1:32am July 16th

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Jun
23rd
2024

TEEN GIRL SQUAD!!! · 9:58pm June 23rd

CHEERLEADER!

SO-AND-SO!

WHAT'S-HER-FACE!

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Jun
19th
2024

Sunk cost fallacy · 1:37am June 19th

In the town
Of Monterey
Lived a millionaire
Who sailed the seas,
And he sold
Us all a lie
Of a tourist
Submarine

So we sailed
From Canada
After giving him
All of our green,
And we died
Beneath the waves
In a plastic
Submarine--

We all died in a plastic submarine!
Plastic submarine!
Plastic submarine!
We all died in a plastic submarine!
Plastic Submarine!
Plastic Submarine!...

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May
20th
2024

Dickens and the aliens · 12:57am May 20th

Patchwork Poltergeist posted a fragment of what I hope is a story about Cozy Glow and how she got that way. It involves Flim and Flam and the way Patchwork writes them reminded me of something but I couldn't put my finger on it until now.

It's the Cheerybles from Nicholas Nickleby.

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May
18th
2024

Spambot w/username "Iranian scholars for liberty" or some shit · 4:50pm May 18th

Dropping lots of foreign-language posts. Could somebody take care of that please?

Also just saw a spambot post flogging fake IDs. Literally, as in "Hey, get your fake IDs here!" Given the site's recent experience with underage members (ahem) the mods may want to take a look at this, at least.

Thanks!

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Apr
29th
2024

Bot accounts not being deleted · 1:12pm April 29th

I realize mods have real lives so sometimes they can't check a horsewords site every day, but bot posts have been proliferating and they don't seem to have been taken down starting about three days ago.

I keep trying to find the right forum fir this and I'm always getting told it's the wrong one, so I'll post this here and maybe someone who sees it will ping the mods.

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Mar
29th
2024

You can't stay, no you can't stay... · 3:06am March 29th

How's it feel when there's
Time to remember?
Branches bare like the
Trees in November...

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Jan
25th
2024

Quite ugly one morning · 3:55am January 25th

Don't the sky look funny?
Don't it look kinda chewed-on, like?
Don't you feel like runnin'
Don't you feel like runnin'
From the Dawn's early light?

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Jan
24th
2024

Like takin' a trip through a citrus mountain · 2:15am January 24th

With SpongeBob SquarePants as the voice of Charles Nelson Reilly

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