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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Sep
26th
2023

Patchwork Poltergeist has basically ponified "Waiting for Godot" · 12:28pm Sep 26th, 2023

...and cast Cozy Glow and Tirek as Vladimir and Estragon, with Chrysalis as Pozzo.

Check it out here.

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Sep
21st
2023

The Lovers Pie · 11:46pm Sep 21st, 2023

We gotta take your table manners off the table:
It's too much and the table has become unstable!

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Sep
17th
2023

Poll: which song(s) should they play at my funeral? · 8:29pm Sep 17th, 2023

1) Nerdy:

2) 3dgy:

3) Meditative:

4) Devil-may-care:

5) Retro:

Or what's your idea?

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Aug
1st
2023

Did his funeral procession play "The Yanks Are Coming?" · 2:30am Aug 1st, 2023

Yes I went there and I'm mostly sorry.

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Jul
5th
2023

Two Thousand and Twenty Three · 2:31am Jul 5th, 2023

...We too had many pretty toys when young:
A law indifferent to blame or praise,
To bribe or threat; habits that made old wrong
Melt down, as it were wax in the sun's rays;
Public opinion ripening for so long
We thought it would outlive all future days.
O what fine thought we had because we thought
That the worst rogues and rascals had died out...

Now days are dragon-ridden, the nightmare
Rides upon sleep: a drunken soldiery
Can leave the mother, murdered at her door,

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May
22nd
2023

Everything dies baby, that's a fact · 1:07am May 22nd, 2023

Maybe everything that dies, some day comes back

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Apr
11th
2023

"Is Al Jaffee dead?" · 2:06am Apr 11th, 2023

"No, he's just practicing for the World Breath-Holding Championship."

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Apr
4th
2023

Fritz Lieberstodt · 11:57pm Apr 4th, 2023

"In the hour before dawn when even thieves grow tired, Lankhmar lay still. But it did not sleep; it waited."

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Apr
3rd
2023

A ripe old age, is what I am · 12:47pm Apr 3rd, 2023

"It may be that the gulfs shall wash us down..."

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Apr
1st
2023

The Group-Mind Has Decided You're In Love · 7:33pm Apr 1st, 2023

We never got to see the episode where Applejack and Rainbow Dash become an item, but I'm pretty sure it features this number (sung by all of Ponyville)

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