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TheJediMasterEd


The Force is the Force, of course, of course, and no one can horse with the Force of course--that is of course unless the horse is the Jedi Master, Ed ("Stay away from the Dark Side, Willlburrrr...")!

Nov
4th
2013

The Shadow over Assateague* · 2:08am Nov 4th, 2013

"Despite determined research it is uncertain how there first came to the island those creatures for which it is notorious. One story holds that they swam ashore from a Spanish galleon wrecked in an unnatural storm. Another has it they were brought over by settlers fleeing, for whatever reason, the authorities of the mainland. What is certain is that just as the sands, and whole islands, shift and change with time in the mouth of the Chesapeake, so do stories and whole histories, shift and

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Oct
30th
2013

"Vivant et mulieres/ Tenerae, amabiles, / Bonae, laboriosae!*" · 1:01am Oct 30th, 2013

"Well, yes, a teacher's work is undervalued, over-managed, fraught and uncertain of issue, but there's one special night that makes it all bearable for us."

"Graduation night?"

"No, dollar margarita night."

Art by KP-ShadowSquirrel, whom you can visit here.

*"Long live the women [of a certain age]

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Oct
28th
2013

"Mares and gentlecolts!...THIS--IS--SPINAL--CLOP!" · 2:50am Oct 28th, 2013

"Yeah wull it's postreligious Britain innit? Nobody believes in reincarnation anymore" said David St. Hubbins, printing his proud hooves in the receiving earth.

(Because really--that guy on the far left?)

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