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The Hat Man


Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Mar
12th
2022

Preview! "Reaping Rainbow: A Very Grim Hearth's Warming" Cover WIP · 8:03pm March 12th

Mar
6th
2022

Next Project: Continuing "RR: A Very Grim Hearth's Warming" · 2:11am March 6th

Just a quick announcement that "Reaping Rainbow: A Very Grim Hearth's Warming" will be the next story I give some attention to. The story had a very warm reception and some great enthusiasm, and the only reason I wasn't able to give it some love was because Passing Familiarity was still being finished and needed more of my creative energy. Now that I'm getting back into things, you can look forward to seeing more Pratchett-style hijinks with Rainbow and her buddy Death in the near

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Feb
28th
2022

Back in action! · 4:43am February 28th

Hello, everyone! This is just a quick post to say that I'm sorry for taking a little sabbatical after Passing Familiarity, but I think I'm getting back into the groove and there should be some more stuff coming soon, including some blog posts and the continuation of "Reaping Rainbow: A Very Grim Hearth's Warming." And for those of you who were hoping for more canonical Turing Test, I've got some ideas brewing for her too. See you soon!

Jan
9th
2022

UPDATE: "Passing Familiarity" Concluded - "Ending C: Weight of the World" · 11:48pm January 9th

You're gonna carry that weight. (And, er, sorry it's a few hours late. I wanted to get it as close to perfect as possible. Thank you all so much for your comments and support. It has made this experiment more rewarding than you know.)

Jan
8th
2022

UPDATE: "Passing Familiarity" Endings A and B are LIVE! · 8:46pm January 8th

...And the final ending, Ending C, will be uploaded tomorrow, concluding the story. Thank you all for your support during the publication, and I hope you will enjoy the multiple endings. I've been loving your comments, and I'm eager to see how the completed story is received. :heart:

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Jan
2nd
2022

UPDATE: "Passing Familiarity" Ch. 8 is LIVE! · 3:35am January 2nd

It's late, it's Saturday, it's 2022, and we have a depressed robot going to the moon with her girlfriend. Enjoy!

Dec
26th
2021

UPDATE: "Passing Familiarity" Ch. 7 is LIVE! · 8:10pm Dec 26th, 2021

Two new updates from your old pal Hats? It is indeed a Christmas miracle! Next chapter of "Passing Familiarity" is here for your reading pleasure!

Dec
25th
2021

Actually, YES... Holiday Story! · 9:02pm Dec 25th, 2021

And the tradition lives on! That's right, it's a story suddenly conceived in a moment of holiday inspiration and a pseudo-sequel to one of my favorite stories I've done on this site: Reaping Rainbow! It's a holiday miracle indeed!

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Dec
24th
2021

OUTDATED: Holiday Story? Well... · 4:50am Dec 24th, 2021

Dec
21st
2021

Update: "Passing Familiarity" Ch. 6 is LIVE! · 12:44am Dec 21st, 2021