In darkness light, and in light darkness. As humans fear that which they do not understand, so the things they do not understand fear them.

How much philosophy is this nightmare of a slime going to learn? Who knows—maybe it should try eating more philosophers?

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This is the last chapter of this. If I try to tell more, I'll be sucked into all that worldbuilding and will be at risk of telling my friend's story for them. I hope you enjoyed this little glimpse at their world through the eyes of a monster.

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How do these keep happening? Once again, dear readers, I warmed up my day of writing (in this case some adorably gay clopfic) by writing mentally-twisting horror.

Questions abound as to why I keep this story going, or how long it will last, but if you like reading about dark things exploring the world, this might be fore you.

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Once more unto the darkness. Things step up as our protagonist needs to find a new place to settle down. Can its accomplice assist in this?

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Do you feel that? That is destiny in the air. A city is about to face its darkest day, but it has a mighty leader to stand up and fight for it.

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How to continue when all your options have been exhausted and even the inhumane nightmare is scared?

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This poor, poor slime. What has become of its existence? Well-fed and supported by its own cult now, it has only strife to contend with.

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I am learning to hate that regex because it finds the mistakes I make in this story.

The big day is here. Mimic slimes were not built for this level of obligation, but our protagonist is a paragon among its kind now. How will it handle the end of civilization?

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Actions have consequences and suspicion, once gained, is difficult to divest yourself of. Killing two priests in broad daylight would always result in questions. Our friends do not like questions.

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Things always go exactly according to plan.

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Proof that your methods need improvement—effective as they may be—is the first step in improving your art. Our titular character is nothing if not an artist, and its interactions with intelligent beings its canvas.

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In which a slime learns an emotion stronger than hunger and fear—one that humanity knows only too well.

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Plans made and plans carried out. Our slimy protagonist is growing in many ways that have nothing to do with physical size.

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We are back once again, and I felt a desire to get inside one of these abominations' organelles. So here you get a thousand words or so of a mimic slime doing what they do best—surviving and eating.

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"Yeah, Hat, only took ya a few months to finish ONE chapter..." I know, I know, but I got busy and then wanted to make sure it turned out right. Enjoy the final chapter, folks!

Remember when I made this post about this picture:

Of Generation one Mimic by Dennybutt?

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Daily Ponies 29: [G1] Mimic by Dennybutt

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Hello, everyone! It’s taken a bit of time, but I’ve got another story resulting from my Suggest A Story September campaign, this time from LordMentat! Fillies and gentlecolts, I present to you…

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Happy Halloween/Nightmare Night!

Hard to believe it’s been a year since my last entry in the Car Wash series. However, Costume Contest isn’t the previous entry in the series, now that this is a shared universe with Admiral Biscuit. Periwinkle’s New Car is 100% canon to the Car Wash ‘verse.

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