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No way of knowing where we'll be going, our adventures never end!


Can I do a reading of one of your stories?

Absolutely! I just ask you link me to the final result so I can add it to the story's description.

Can I translate one of your stories?

Absolutely! I just ask you link me to the final result so I can add it to the story's description.

Can I draw fanart for your stories?

Absolutely! Nothing brightens my day more than this. I love fanart.

Do you take requests or commissions?

Nope. I've got too many writing projects of my own I need to complete. I have almost as many unfinished/unposted fics as I do completed/posted ones.

Do you have a Patreon, Ko-fi, PayPal, or anything like that?

Nope. You'll just have to continue paying the low, low, low price of 'free' to enjoy my stories.

Do you have Facebook, Discord, a gaming ID, etc.?

Nope. I don't do social networking and my newest gaming platform is a PS2. This is pretty much the only place to catch me online these days.

I flunked out of the School of Friendship. Social networking just isn't my thing.

Why do you disable ratings?

It's really just a personal preference on my part. People have different tastes and different talent levels. And while the rating system was usually kind to me before there was an ability to disable them (several of my stories had 100% ratings, and most were in the 90s), I still don't think there should be a 'dislike' button. Just because I dislike something doesn't make it bad, and just because 300 people like it doesn't necessarily make it good (though it does make it popular).


Yes. I find they're quite useful when writing. Just like verbs, adjectives, and nouns.

What are your gender pronouns of preference?

He/him/his. Another popular option is to abbreviate my screen name to ADIS.

People are people. I don't bias on grounds of gender, race, identity, orientation, religion, etc. and will do my best to accommodate your preferences.

What's your Social Security number?

Hold on, I've a card with that number on it somewhere. I just need to remember where I put it...

Does anybody really know what time it is?

25 (or 6) to 4.

Does anybody care?

...But you just asked. :facehoof:

Where do you get all those cool car pictures?

I took them personally.

Best pony?

Source: https://derpibooru.org/images/2615665

Golly, that's not how you spell 'Cozy Glow'. It would be just awful if anything happened to Minty. Fortunately, I know where Minty lives, and I'll be keeping an eye on her... I just hate it when bad things happen to good ponies, don't you?

I sure do! Golly, it would be a shame if you were stuck in stone forever. Hint, hint.

Worst pony?

The Ford "Mustang" Mach-E. This monstrosity is a Mock-er-E to the galloping pony.

Best ship?

I never really thought about it. I guess any that are still seaworthy? That generally helps.

Worst ship?

Conversely, I'd have to go with any that sank. Sometimes you get a great song (Edmund Fitzgerald) or popular movie (Titanic) out of it, but usually it's preferable if your ship continues to be buoyant...

Not boats! :facehoof: Shipping!

Oh! In that case, UPS.

What characters do you romantically link?

I'm not really into romance stories.


I recently started a group by the name of CozyHeart and it isn't dedicated to the Care Bear Cousin penguin. Make of that what you will.

Yes, even my frozen heart can be thawed periodically.

Post a picture of yourself!

That's less a question and more a request. Also, no. Due to the ongoing pixel shortage, there just aren't enough to go around to censor out all the ugly.

What do you think about when you're laying in bed at night, looking up at all the stars?

...What happened to the roof?

Where were you on the 24th at 6:35PM?

Hanging out with an airtight alibi.

Are you crazy?

You may be right. I may be crazy. But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for.

There's just one more thing...

Sorry, Mr. Columbo, but that's all the time we have tonight. Thanks for stopping by.


Meet The Mares: Sweetie Swirl · 1:54am Yesterday

There’s only so much that can go into a story, especially one with as many characters as 16 has. So I’m opening the floor to asking these characters questions. Post your reply with any questions you have and Sweetie Swirl will be happy to answer them (I’ll be editing this blog to add those questions).

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The characters from the Business Trip series can be asked questions. Click on a cutie mark to be taken to that pony's interview.


Context is for the weak...and the curious. Instead of what they're saying about my stories, here's what they're saying in my stories.

“What do you know, little sisters are air-droppable at least twice!” -Snow'El, 16

“How sad. A life without friends seems hardly worth living.” -Flurry Heart, Romancing The Stone

“Ooooh, my irony detector just went off. I have a hunch you’re going to eat those words.” -Cloudchaser, Costume Contest

“Kiss my rump.” -Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow Goes To TrotCon

“Ear scratches are good and all, but what’s a mare gotta do to get a tummy rub? I’ve been laying here like this for half an hour. This is an open invitation.” -Minty, 3 AM

“You eat like an unattended colt.” -Nurse Sweetheart, Quarantine

“But I used up all my wishes on socks.” -Minty, Minty And The Magic Genie Lamp

“Twilight’s doing her imitation of a bewilderedbeest again.” -Rainbow Dash, Gertie's Equestrian Tour

“I shook my booty, yes, yes, yes!” -Razzaroo, Every Breath You Take

“You’re very vocal for being a figment of my imagination.” -Megan Williams, Therapy Session

“I like your car. It’s a really pretty shade of blue.” -Lolligiggle, Put A Pegasus In Your Tank

“There’s an ‘x’ on the ground where I told you to dig. Are you digging on the ‘x’ or not? If I go down there, am I going to see my perfectly good ‘x’ still on the ground, completely untouched?” -Frisco, We Built This City

“Yeah, I see where you’re going with this, kiddo. You’re a very naughty little pony.” -Sunset Shimmer, Somepony Saved My Life Tonight

“What in the wide, wide, world of Equestria is rage therapy?” -Twilight Sparkle, Venting

“I find myself in need of a pony of your skills.” -Princess Cadance, The Offer

“That’s not a bottomless pit, that’s an incinerator.” -Rarity, Resisting Temptation

“I feel like in I’m in a bad fanfic during an info dump of exposition.” -Izzy Moonbow, You're The Inspiration

“So this is what it’s like to use my powers for good.” -Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow, Motivational Speaker

“They don’t mess with me because I’m the most dangerous thing in this neighborhood.” -Cozy Glow, If You Could Read My Mind

“Trixie thinks you’d make a nice kumquat.” -Trixie, Trunk-Or-Treat

“Pick a country, Cozy.” -Flitterheart, Heart In Pieces

“Roar! I am the mighty Ceratosaurus nasicornis!” -Petunia Paleo, Filly Cheesesteaks

“I hired five pegasuses. I see about five hundred up there.” -Jim France (CEO and Chairman of NASCAR), Days Without Thunder

“Nopony ought to be all alone on Hearth’s Warming.” -Cloudchaser, Lights

“Presenting Her Grace, Duchess Ploomette of the House of Hurricane, Equestrian Permanent Representative to the United Nations, and Equestrian Consul General of New York City.” -Snowcatcher, Mr. Jones Goes To Equestria

“Herds don’t succeed if everypony wants to go off on their own.” -Snowcatcher, Business Trip

“Nincompoops?” -Grogar, Nothing But The Tooth

“You…rhymed…Electric Light Orchestra…with hello…and it works.” -Nermal (World's Cutest Kitty Cat™), Scrappy's Heaps

“Why is the cat named Snuffles?” -Grogar, Cozy Glow Adopts A Kitten

“Did you deliberately set the fire?” -Star Catcher, Trotting Blackout

“Come on, kid, let’s get you some ice cream.” -Queen Chrysalis, Mother Said

“Oh hay no. You can ‘math’ enough to read this figure to her.” -Flitter, Heatwave

“Wait, I ordered the chef and the waiter complained, but you just ordered the restaurant and he’s bringing it to us?!?” -Rainbow Dash, My Best Friend

“Prepare to eat my dust, lardflank.” -Rainbow Dash, Waiting For A Star To Fall

I've ruined the most perfect stallion in all of Equestria! -Rarity, Owner Of A Lonely Heart

“True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.” -Princess Luna, A Nice Game Of Chess

"If anypony needs medical attention, please remain still and continue bleeding profusely. Our completely unlicensed doctor will attend to your wounds in order of most blood loss. The more you bleed, the faster you get medical assistance!" -Announcer, Crash And Burn

"Skinny-dipping? How uncouth!" -Rarity, Here I Am

"Give 'em Tartarus, Daisy!" -Big Daddy McColt, Sometimes (We Are All We Got)

"I definitely feel pretty!" -Rainbow Dash, Mama Don't You Cry

"Do I look like the kind of griffin who cares what a princess says or does?" -Gilda, Only Time Will Tell

"And what, precisely, is this monstrosity?" -Ms. Harshwhinny, Pinkie Pie Destroys A Classic Muscle Car Just To Make A Bad Pun

"You know, I liked you better when you were feisty and argumentative." -Tex, The Valley Road

"I was working on something to prove to all of you that rocks can be just as fun as parties." -Maud Pie, Like A Rock

“Kids, don’t try this at home. I’m a trained professional stuntpony.” -Minty, Shake It Up

“Just remember your father and I love you both.” -Pear Butter, Last Kiss

“It’s like Mothra versus Twister.” -Discord, If Wishes Came True

“Was I supposed to be trying to escape? I’m sorry, I was just sitting here quietly.” -Fluttershy, Summer Breeze

“I’ll keep that in mind if I ever need to blackmail somepony… Or torture them.” -Wysteria, Hysteria

“Who said community service need be boring? Why not add just a touch of chaos?” -Discord, Careless Whisper

“It’s a dormant volcano. It should be fine. It’s not like it’s going to erupt tonight.” -Vinyl Scratch, Having A Party

“You are so charmingly naïve, Rainbow. It’s your best quality.” -Rarity, I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

"“But that’s the most unspeakable of unspeakables!” -Pinkie Pie, Pie In The Sky

“Yay! I get to play with the Theory of Relativity!” -Pinkie Pie, The Search Is Over

“Look lady, you don’t get t’ have your cake and eat it too. You either get a ghost-free painting that’s a little singed, or possibly a lot singed and probably on fire, or you have an intact painting that’s haunted. Your choice, and since you’re payin’ us by th’ hour please feel free to take your time decidin’.” -Applejack, Every Picture Tells A Story

“Either kill him quieter or get out of my suite. I’m going back to bed.” -Prince Blueblood, Night Shift

“To conquer your fear, the skies you must clear.” -Iron Will, Don't Be Afraid

“This is a restraining order, Rarity. What exactly did you do...?” -Bill Elliott (1988 NASCAR Winston Cup champion), Runnin' On Empty

“I’ll make it twenty percent if you don’t ask questions.” -Fluttershy, Old Habits Die Hard

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So we just had municipal elections in my region (Tri-Cities in British Columbia), and one of the candidates from Port Coquitlam was named Erik Minty. I thought of you immediately. He lost, but hey, having a Minty on city council would probably end poorly anyway. /j

Hehe :rainbowkiss:

It had me at Nobody and Bullet Train, both awesome movies 😁


I hadn't heard of that one so I had to look it up - sounds interesting!

Cool, cool ;3

Looking forward to seeing Violent Night, lol


Cool! I enjoyed the first film, so hopefully I'll like the sequel when I get around to seeing it. :pinkiehappy:

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