The characters from the Business Trip series can be asked questions. Click on a cutie mark to be taken to that pony's interview.

Context is for the weak...and the curious. Instead of what they're saying about my stories, here's what they're saying in my stories.

“What do you know, little sisters are air-droppable at least twice!” -Snow'El, 16

“How sad. A life without friends seems hardly worth living.” -Flurry Heart, Romancing The Stone

“Ha! Never presume that a filly doesn’t have Spinosaurus aegyptiacus at her disposal!” -Petunia Paleo, Raptor Yellow

“This is the mighty Steinman. An artifact infused with the magic of a dozen unicorns, and gifted to the humans who once lived here.” -Wind Whistler, Holding Out For A Hero

“I don’t know what’s gotten into the others, but we can’t seem to agree on anything lately. If you asked us who raises the sun each morning, we’d probably each pick a different princess.” -Starsong, Disco Dash

“I’m always as good as I want to be. Life’s as exciting or as dull as I choose.” -Shenanigans, Quick Trip

They say that Butterfly Island is one of the prettiest places in Equestria and it’s true. But these tropical beaches can’t hold a candle to you, the prettiest mare in all of Equestria. It’s lonely here without you. Being away from you for so long has made me realize that I never want to be away from you ever again. -Star Catcher, Wayward Mail

“Pretty sure that goes against the Hippocampus Oath, hot shot.” -Wind Rider, Air Supremacy

“I’d love to. Can I borrow your car keys?” -Minty, In With A Bang

“How do you want to die?” -Petunia Paleo, 7

We’ve only been here for a few minutes, but I can already feel the pull of the ocean calling to me. So much water, so much power. I feel like I could do anything here. -Dewdrop Dazzle, Entry 735

“Autonomous Mustang engaging Cars & Coffee Mode. Active Pedestrian-Targeting System online. Potential targets: many. This is the most joyous day since my build date.” -2008 Ford Mustang GT, Ghost 'Stang

She… uh… she’s um still mooning us. I was going to say cut this from the final print, but if Rook wants to be a cheeky little bugger, we’ll leave it in. -Sir David Attenborough, Life On Equus

“Trixie could not come up with an easier spell if Trixie wrote it in crayon on the walls of Trixie’s mother’s kitchen.” -Trixie, Spellcheck

“You can lead a pony to water, Duchess, but you can’t make her bob for apples.” -Starbeam Twinkle, Costume Contest

“Kiss my rump.” -Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow Goes To TrotCon

“Ear scratches are good and all, but what’s a mare gotta do to get a tummy rub? I’ve been laying here like this for half an hour. This is an open invitation.” -Minty, 3 AM

“You eat like an unattended colt.” -Nurse Sweetheart, Quarantine

“But I used up all my wishes on socks.” -Minty, Minty And The Magic Genie Lamp

“Twilight’s doing her imitation of a bewilderedbeest again.” -Rainbow Dash, Gertie's Equestrian Tour

“I shook my booty, yes, yes, yes!” -Razzaroo, Every Breath You Take

“You’re very vocal for being a figment of my imagination.” -Megan Williams, Therapy Session

“I like your car. It’s a really pretty shade of blue.” -Lolligiggle, Put A Pegasus In Your Tank

“There’s an ‘x’ on the ground where I told you to dig. Are you digging on the ‘x’ or not? If I go down there, am I going to see my perfectly good ‘x’ still on the ground, completely untouched?” -Frisco, We Built This City

“Yeah, I see where you’re going with this, kiddo. You’re a very naughty little pony.” -Sunset Shimmer, Somepony Saved My Life Tonight

“What in the wide, wide, world of Equestria is rage therapy?” -Twilight Sparkle, Venting

“I find myself in need of a pony of your skills.” -Princess Cadance, The Offer

“That’s not a bottomless pit, that’s an incinerator.” -Rarity, Resisting Temptation

“I feel like in I’m in a bad fanfic during an info dump of exposition.” -Izzy Moonbow, You're The Inspiration

“So this is what it’s like to use my powers for good.” -Cozy Glow, Cozy Glow, Motivational Speaker

“They don’t mess with me because I’m the most dangerous thing in this neighborhood.” -Cozy Glow, If You Could Read My Mind

“Trixie thinks you’d make a nice kumquat.” -Trixie, Trunk-Or-Treat

“Pick a country, Cozy.” -Flitterheart, Heart In Pieces

“Roar! I am the mighty Ceratosaurus nasicornis!” -Petunia Paleo, Filly Cheesesteaks

“I hired five pegasuses. I see about five hundred up there.” -Jim France (CEO and Chairman of NASCAR), Days Without Thunder

“Nopony ought to be all alone on Hearth’s Warming.” -Cloudchaser, Lights

“Presenting Her Grace, Duchess Ploomette of the House of Hurricane, Equestrian Permanent Representative to the United Nations, and Equestrian Consul General of New York City.” -Snowcatcher, Mr. Jones Goes To Equestria

“Herds don’t succeed if everypony wants to go off on their own.” -Snowcatcher, Business Trip

“Nincompoops?” -Grogar, Nothing But The Tooth

“You…rhymed…Electric Light Orchestra…with hello…and it works.” -Nermal (World's Cutest Kitty Cat™), Scrappy's Heaps

“Why is the cat named Snuffles?” -Grogar, Cozy Glow Adopts A Kitten

“Did you deliberately set the fire?” -Star Catcher, Trotting Blackout

“Come on, kid, let’s get you some ice cream.” -Queen Chrysalis, Mother Said

“Oh hay no. You can ‘math’ enough to read this figure to her.” -Flitter, Heatwave

“Wait, I ordered the chef and the waiter complained, but you just ordered the restaurant and he’s bringing it to us?!?” -Rainbow Dash, My Best Friend

“Prepare to eat my dust, lardflank.” -Rainbow Dash, Waiting For A Star To Fall

I've ruined the most perfect stallion in all of Equestria! -Rarity, Owner Of A Lonely Heart

“True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like autumn leaves, found everywhere.” -Princess Luna, A Nice Game Of Chess

"If anypony needs medical attention, please remain still and continue bleeding profusely. Our completely unlicensed doctor will attend to your wounds in order of most blood loss. The more you bleed, the faster you get medical assistance!" -Announcer, Crash And Burn

"Skinny-dipping? How uncouth!" -Rarity, Here I Am

"Give 'em Tartarus, Daisy!" -Big Daddy McColt, Sometimes (We Are All We Got)

"I definitely feel pretty!" -Rainbow Dash, Mama Don't You Cry

"Do I look like the kind of griffin who cares what a princess says or does?" -Gilda, Only Time Will Tell

"And what, precisely, is this monstrosity?" -Ms. Harshwhinny, Pinkie Pie Destroys A Classic Muscle Car Just To Make A Bad Pun

"You know, I liked you better when you were feisty and argumentative." -Tex, The Valley Road

"I was working on something to prove to all of you that rocks can be just as fun as parties." -Maud Pie, Like A Rock

“Kids, don’t try this at home. I’m a trained professional stuntpony.” -Minty, Shake It Up

“Just remember your father and I love you both.” -Pear Butter, Last Kiss

“It’s like Mothra versus Twister.” -Discord, If Wishes Came True

“Was I supposed to be trying to escape? I’m sorry, I was just sitting here quietly.” -Fluttershy, Summer Breeze

“I’ll keep that in mind if I ever need to blackmail somepony… Or torture them.” -Wysteria, Hysteria

“Who said community service need be boring? Why not add just a touch of chaos?” -Discord, Careless Whisper

“It’s a dormant volcano. It should be fine. It’s not like it’s going to erupt tonight.” -Vinyl Scratch, Having A Party

“You are so charmingly naïve, Rainbow. It’s your best quality.” -Rarity, I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues

"“But that’s the most unspeakable of unspeakables!” -Pinkie Pie, Pie In The Sky

“Yay! I get to play with the Theory of Relativity!” -Pinkie Pie, The Search Is Over

“Look lady, you don’t get t’ have your cake and eat it too. You either get a ghost-free painting that’s a little singed, or possibly a lot singed and probably on fire, or you have an intact painting that’s haunted. Your choice, and since you’re payin’ us by th’ hour please feel free to take your time decidin’.” -Applejack, Every Picture Tells A Story

“Either kill him quieter or get out of my suite. I’m going back to bed.” -Prince Blueblood, Night Shift

“To conquer your fear, the skies you must clear.” -Iron Will, Don't Be Afraid

“This is a restraining order, Rarity. What exactly did you do...?” -Bill Elliott (1988 NASCAR Winston Cup champion), Runnin' On Empty

“I’ll make it twenty percent if you don’t ask questions.” -Fluttershy, Old Habits Die Hard