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No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

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Exactly what it says on the tin: Pinkie Pie wrecks a classic muscle car all in the name of making a horribly bad pun.

Winr100 (System Breaker) of the Doom Pie Network has done a fantastic reading of this story, found here: Pinkie Pie Destroys A Classic Muscle Car Just To Make A Bad Pun

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.................... Wut.

isn't more of play on words?

arent puns what when you see a pony upset and you said "you look a little hoarse"

or when the guy from CSI Miami does those 'too soon' jookes, like if a guy gets murdered by a screwdriver, and the guy says "looks like this colprit*puts on glasses* is screwed"

arn't those puns?

Moral of the story: loopholes are really bad.

The explosion was large enough to make a Ford Pinto jealous

Oh my fucking god. My sides.

:pinkiehappy::moustache:/10

Did anyone else click this story just to see what the pun was?

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I did! Bad puns tempt me!

Where's the pun?:rainbowhuh:

My Smooze....

YOU'VE DONE IT PINKIE

*claps like I haven't clapped before*

:pinkiehappy: for my next trick... who wants to take me on in a game of Darts?"

:twilightsheepish: Focus, Pinkie, focus.

:pinkiehappy: Relax, Twilight, a win is definitely Insight.

:ajbemused: Jeep-ers, Pinkie, enough with the puns already.

4242571 A javelin is a thing you throw. Pinkie was throwing a car called a 1971 AMC Javelin, I've never heard of a car called a 1971 AMC javelin so yeah. Now do you get the pun?

4243250 Ah. Yeah.
...:rainbowderp:
THAT'S NOT A GOOD PUN!!!:flutterrage:

4243508 Have you read the title?

4243655 Yeah, but the author failed to mention how bad.

4244018 How does one do that? Does adding "Really" or "Very" make any difference? Maybe add a scale of one to ten on the title? Maybe put up flash cards? I think just saying it's a bad pun is good enough.

4244032 Yeah, I guess you're right.

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Everything you've ever wanted to know about the American Motors Javelin.

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:raritystarry: Why, I do believe there's even some Intrigue in there as well.

Omg why pinkie why? :rainbowlaugh:

My 6.6 is a little too heavy...but only if you're a big Boss Ford... or a 350 Chevy.:pinkiehappy: Haha that rhymes.

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They're slightly modified lyrics to Highway Wonderland by Sammy Hagar. He was referring to a Firebird Trans Am 6.6 (400 cubic inch motor) but the 401 in the Javelin is also a 6.6. And it's Pinkie so you just know she's not going to waste the opportunity to burst into tune. :pinkiegasp:

If you like classic rock, check it out: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9smwPXshb0I

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Loved it! I love the way you switch voices to imitate the various characters. Great work! I added it to the story's description. :pinkiesmile: Please check to make sure I got all your info right.

I'm glad you enjoyed the story! Thank you for the like & favorite. :yay:

To those of us in the UK, this is a Javelin:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jowett_Javelin

Might be a bit lighter than the one Pinkie threw, though... :pinkiecrazy:

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