You guys are reading this for some strange reason so might as well feed you stupid crap to consume because well, you're all hungry and you don't appear to have better things to do than read about me. Fine. I'll play your game. Let the content begin.

I am known by many names, several of which you will never know about, the one you can find out with effort, and the one I use here. Just refer to me as Infinite Evil because it's simpler that way. You can shorten it if you want. I don't know how you can shorten a name with five syllables, but hey, I won't stop you from trying.

I also sometimes go by Charles Widmore on random spots on the internet. You guys bothered to read this much, so might as well tell you.

Now that my name is cleared, let's continue. Hmmm, things about me. Give me a minute...

Well, for starters, I live in the motherfucking United fucking States of motherfucking America. California, to be more exact. Yes, I know it's terrible here.

I enjoy a multitude of activities, such as everything you guys like to do on here. That pretty much listed video games, internet surfing, reading fics, and all the other crap you guys do.

I write sometimes. By sometimes, I mean I have no fucking clue. I can write an entire fic in an hour as a spur of the moment things or it can take me months to write even a thousand words that I'll never publish. Point is: if you came here looking for works of literature by me, you will be sadly disappointed.

We got most of that about me crap done so let's just get to the contacting me part. If you, for whatever reason, want to talk to me or yell how I'm an idiot or something like that, then there are multiple channels in which you can contact me. You can always shoot me a PM because those things are always a pleasant surprise to receive. If you want faster chat, then you can also contact me through steam. My steam username is the same as on here, Infinite Evil. If you want to chat through Skype, just search for eevvviiiilllll88.

In the end, I have no idea what to type on here so I'll just leave you to continue scrolling down this user page as you wonder how you managed to get to this point in life. I sure have wondered that and I still don't have a coherent response.

Oh, and one last thing before you go,

Mermaid Man is best pony.

You're still reading this? What a trooper.

Well, might as well give you more stuff to read about.

I enjoy crossovers a lot. Like, a lot. Not too much, but still a lot.
There used to be a huge list of photos here but I realized that it takes up too much space so I've moved it further down.

Fuck, they want more content to read. Might as well give it to them.

Some boopin' tunes:

What I think I do here:

What I probably actually do here:

All my friends compared to me.

What my caring of what the internet thinks has done to me:

My writing process:

What owning a laptop has done to me:

I sure as hell hope so.

I got used to the layout. Still doesn't make it better. And the banners are gone too. I loved my mirror pool Pinkie.