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P.S.A. Dollars Was Kinda Broken There For Awhile... · 4:14am April 4th

But we think we've fixed him now....

Might even have some updates soon...


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Dollars Insta Failed His New Years Resolutions!!

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Infinity's End: Times Gone By.
Chapters one through fifteen have posted!

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Infinity's End: Times Gone By
Chapter Fifteen
Progress: 100%
Status: Posted

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Infinity's End: Times Gone By
Chapter Sixteen
Progress: 90% Ish...
Status: Final Draft
Release Date: Soon

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The Inexplicable Adventures
Chapter One
Progress: 75%
Status: Rough Draft
Time to Release: Soon
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The Bottom Shelf
Chapter Twenty Five
Progress: 95%
Status: Final Edit
Time to Release: Very Soon

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Secret Project
Dashie Punches A Shark
Single Chapter Story
Progress: 90% Ish
Status: Final Draft
Time to Release: Very Soon

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An Easy Button Finds Twilight Sparkle
Single Chapter Story
Progress: 15%
Status: Storyboard / Notes
Current Word Count: 100
E.T.A. Eventually / Temporarily on Hold

Future Projects

The Inexplicable Adventures of Button Mash and Professor Explodium
Inspired by the Back to the Future movies and the show, Rick and Morty.
E.T.A. Soon ish...
Status: In Progress / Story boarding / Rough Draft

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Mares in Black
Inspired by the Men in Black movies and the show Soul Eater. With just a hint of Hellboy for spice.
E.T.A. N/A
Status: Story boarding / Rough Draft

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A Nevem Jorge
Inspired by the Halo franchise and by the story M.I.A. written by Gravitys Rainboom
E.T.A. N/A
Status: Story boarding / Rough Draft / Research
Chapters 1-5 in progress...

Anypony else feel those little Tremors lately...?

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Not bad. Name's Weed. What's your?

Bonjour! How goes it friend? :moustache:


It's always nice to be wanted :twilightsmile:

And with things the way they are right now I think every one could use a little more positivity :twilightsheepish:

Good seeing you ~Dollars

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Random things about random things that changes randomly.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

To escape the grip of a Crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

That's all for this week folks, see you next time.

I'm gonna add something to this since Dollars always screws with the page without telling me.
India tested its first nuclear bomb in 1974. -Jake

Honestly, I forgot this was even here... Dollars.

List of goals

Write a fic. (x)
Write a fic that doesn't suck. (x)
Write a fic that someone actually likes. (X)
Write a fic that more than one person likes. (X)
Get a fic featured. (O)
Get another fic featured. (O)
Get this list finished. (O)
Join a group. (X)
Join a few more groups. (X)
Join so many groups we forget who joined what for what reason.(X)
Be the cause of a site crash. (O) :(
Get a view. (X) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get a second view. (X)
Get fifty Views. (X)
Get one hundred views. (X)
Get five hundred views. (X)
Get one thousand Views. (X) :pinkiegasp:
Beg someone for a follow. (O)
Thank Knighty for this beautiful site now that we bothered to find out who made it. (O)
Get a follow. (X)
Get ten follows. (X)
Remind Jake to thank Knighty, I am too lazy to do so apparently. (O)
Finish laundry. (O) Yeah right.
Get a few more followers. (X)
Learn how to make links. (O) Been told several times, but, meh.
Learn how to make a blog post. (X) Kindah.
Make a message board for all our adoring fans. (X) It glows!
Get some adoring fans. (O)
Get a regular fan. (X) Wait, do figments of a deranged mind count?
Actually meet a deadline with an update for once. (O)
Get one hundred followers. (O)
Finish a fic. (X)
Finish a multi chapter fic. (O)
Fix all the spelling errors on this list. (O) i juz ned tim.
Come up with more stuff for this list. (X) See I just did.
Get Two thousand views. (O) You people should really read more.
Pay phone bill. (O) Well that explains my sudden loss of service, with Verizon.
Get a well done comment from a really popular author. (O)
Stalk a really popular author. (X) You know who you are.
Get accepted into a really big exclusive group. (X)
Get cover art made for our work. (X) Thanks again to ThePristineEye.
Remember to thank ThePristineEye for generously providing cover art for our most popular story. (O) Oh yah...
Get five thousand views. (O)
Make Church cry. (O) Never gonna happen
Get six thousand nine hundred sixty nine views. (O) ;)
Laugh at anyone still reading this. (X) You don't have much of a life do you...
Thank anyone still reading this. (X) Well nither do we it would seem, thanks for wasting it with us.
Cross this out.
Get tired of writing this list. (O) Kinda proves the whole no life thing huh.
Have revelation for a short story while writing this list. (O) Dang.
Write a horror story for the fun of it. (O) we're about as scary as a stick of butter.
Get a favorite from Pen Stroke. (O)
Get a favorite from Knighty. (O) Meh.
Get a favorite from someone with over twenty thousand Views. (O)
Get over twenty thousand views. (O) Give us a year or two on this one.
Get half of twenty thousand followers, move to new town from fear of stalkers. (O) No! Not again...
Put milk away. (O) Meh...I'll just have to get it out again later.
Have a well known author say we inspired them. (O)
Scratch chin, say 'good nuff', stop adding to list. (X)

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