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Sombody Smack Dollars!! · 1:23am October 27th

Seriously, with like, a really thick rolled up magazine or something... There is like, five half finished chapters for different stories laying on his desk and the fool just started on something else! :facehoof:

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Anypony else feel those little tremors lately...?

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Thx for the watch

Well thanks for that and for your interest! We shall try to make it worth your while. :twilightsmile:


Just commenting to say that I like your profile picture and may check out the work you've been advertising. :twilightsheepish:

JaJa well I was supposed to make a story at one point but I gave up. I thought it was gonna be good too.

Yeah life is ight. Definitely could always get much worse but I’m fine. Good to hear from ya

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Random things about random things that changes randomly.

Most American car horns honk in the key of F.

Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.

To escape the grip of a Crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

Mel Blanc, the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

That's all for this week folks, see you next time.

I'm gonna add something to this since Dollars always screws with the page without telling me.
India tested its first nuclear bomb in 1974. -Jake

Honestly, I forgot this was even here... Dollars.

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Learn how to make links. (O) Been told several times, but, meh.
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Make a message board for all our adoring fans. (X) It glows!
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Actually meet a deadline with an update for once. (O)
Get one hundred followers. (O)
Finish a fic. (X)
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Fix all the spelling errors on this list. (O) i juz ned tim.
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Pay phone bill. (O) Well that explains my sudden loss of service, with Verizon.
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Make Church cry. (O) Never gonna happen
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Laugh at anyone still reading this. (X) You don't have much of a life do you...
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Cross this out.
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