Music is life.

I do a signature because I can and because it does not (currently) break the sites rules.

That's all you need know.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing. Never stop reading.

Skeeter was a guy know for reading everything and commenting everywhere. He was introduced to the Pony world late 2011, but would not fully become a fan until one year later, in 2012.

After finding the site through a video share site known as Plug.DJ, he has been here ever since.

The nickname of "Skeeter" was obtained years before pony at his former workplace of WalMart. He added "The Lurker" upon joining Plug.DJ and subsequently this site.

He has numerous ambitions, all of them unobtainable and impossible for him.

Always remember, decency isn't hard.


The Lurker's Legionaries

1,143 members follow Skeeter The Lurker

Skeeter The Lurker follows 331 members

Things I'm Proud of

  • Radioactive Two friends, one cheerful and the other, a bit down have a small talk. Sometimes, when you feel down, all it takes is the comforting words of a friend to help you along in life. by Skeeter The Lurker 3,137 words · 538 views · 66 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Apple's Science When Twilight gets an object from Canterlot Univeristy, it reveals a fascinating fact about one of her close friends... by Skeeter The Lurker 10,583 words · 1,188 views · 122 likes · 7 dislikes

In Memorandum:

And Just Because I Can:

The master of Masters

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

Proud member of the Sparkill Swarm

The Stories I REALLY Like (Highly Recommended)

  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 17,206 views · 1,881 likes · 47 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 4,320 views · 293 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 33,870 views · 2,893 likes · 119 dislikes
  • The Empty Room An ancient enemy; a family secret; a plot to overthrow the Princesses... by Wanderer D 150,929 words · 21,175 views · 1,765 likes · 61 dislikes
  • Faster Rainbow Dash is given a chance to make her heart's desire real: to be the fastest pony alive. by Einhander 17,493 words · 9,103 views · 1,034 likes · 32 dislikes

More stories I really like.

  • Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power. by Aragon 18,246 words · 10,939 views · 1,291 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Three Wishes: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed The World The Crusaders learn that they aren't like other ponies. As they uncover the secrets of their origins, the trio grow closer than ever, discovering not only their unique nature, but the incredible power that comes with it as well. by Xepher 69,046 words · 12,288 views · 1,096 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Contraptionology! When life gives you lemons, make robot monsters. by Skywriter 134,483 words · 13,555 views · 997 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Solem Perditum Princess Celestia wanders the lunar landscape, exploring the dark side of the moon. What she discovers there may be more than she can handle. by PropMaster 29,483 words · 2,183 views · 217 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Of Lilies and Chestnuts Fancy Pants and Fleur are living a good life in Canterlot. There's something they miss, though: the joy of having a child. Conventional methods have failed, but perhaps adopting a batpony is what they need to make their family complete? by Prane 44,233 words · 11,772 views · 1,660 likes · 21 dislikes

Other things you should TOTALLY read.

  • The Passage of Time Colgate discovers the horrors in the Frozen World by MasterFrasca 37,396 words · 746 views · 41 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Fork in Time Time traveling from five thousand years in the future, Twilight Sparkle—or as she prefers, Glitter-Flanks—has one mission: to establish the closed time loop that sets her and Celestia up as a couple, by flirting as aggressively as possible. by Pav Feira 13,606 words · 10,683 views · 1,406 likes · 48 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library (original one-shot) Rarity liked the tale of The Four Princesses as a filly, even if she knew it wasn't real. Princesses fighting against a spirit of chaos? A library under a tree? Please. But then she grew up and found out some bedtimes stories were quite real. by Monochromatic 4,301 words · 8,458 views · 1,082 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Photo Dash Ever notice you've never seen Photo Finish and Rainbow Dash in the same room? by SS Nomad 58,491 words · 5,551 views · 689 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Walking Through Fire Princess Celestia is sometimes an enigma. What is it with her and tea? Why doesn't she drink cider? And how will she react when Twilight Sparkle confesses that she has a crush on her former mentor? by SPark 7,113 words · 14,012 views · 1,546 likes · 23 dislikes

My faves grow daily. Check back often.

Things I need to read eventually.

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Story Approver

Thanks for the follow. :heart:

I plan to try it sometime soon on PS4. It looks neat-o.

Am I late for Skeeter Appreciation Day?

Better late than never, right?

I can't say I know you, but I've seen you around, and I hear what other people say about you. Only good things, I assure you. If your job's anything like working in the kitchens at McDonald's, I can sympathize. Nobody else ever had to clean the grills.

Just try not to burn yourself out. I've both worked myself to the bone, and been worked to the bone; consensual or no, it's never pleasant. No, not like that. Please don't be a perv.

Sup skeeter mc toaster. Thanks for adding my thing to the illustrious growing favorite folder thing. It's about as big of a milestone as the featured box.

Btw, it still needs to be added to the AppleDash contest folder thing but yknow details.

Love you, you beautiful, beautiful man.


Thanks, chief!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Merry day of reckoning!


Only if you agree to the same.

Gotta crash the site with the sheer awesomeness, amiright?

~Skeeter The Lurker


...can I have a do-over?

I'm willing to turn a blind eye for such.

As for the steering... Hard to do when the car's on fire and the steering wheel is missing. Hard, but not impossible. I could be on a cliff side road.

~Skeeter The Lurker


Real Life work work. Two jobs'll kill a guy if they ain't careful.

And yeah, haha, the "Lurker" moniker is a bit of a joke, huh? Still gonna keep it. Can't see myself with any other title.

~Skeeter The-Not-So-Lurky Lurker


Floyd confirmed just as good!

~Skeeter The Lurker


A very fitting picture, I think. And accurate!

~Skeeter The Lurker


Says the just-as-awesome-if-not-more almighty D. You all make it worth hanging out here.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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