Music is life.

I do a signature because I can and because it does not (currently) break the sites rules.

That's all you need know.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing. Never stop reading.

Skeeter was a guy know for reading everything and commenting everywhere. He was introduced to the Pony world late 2011, but would not fully become a fan until one year later, in 2012.

After finding the site through a video share site known as Plug.DJ, he has been here ever since.

The nickname of "Skeeter" was obtained years before pony at his former workplace of WalMart. He added "The Lurker" upon joining Plug.DJ and subsequently this site.

He has numerous ambitions, all of them unobtainable and impossible for him.

Always remember, decency isn't hard.

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Things I'm Proud of

Radioactive Two friends, one cheerful and the other, a bit down have a small talk. Sometimes, when you feel down, all it takes is the comforting words of a friend to help you along in life. by Skeeter The Lurker 3,137 words · 66 · 10
The Apple's Science When Twilight gets an object from Canterlot Univeristy, it reveals a fascinating fact about one of her close friends... by Skeeter The Lurker 10,583 words · 127 · 9

Because I Can:

Don't forget your humanity. Farewell, friend.

The master of Masters

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

Proud member of the Sparkill Swarm

If you don't have pony ass on your user page somewhere, you're missing out. ~[REDACTED]

I have better things to do with my time than deal with bullies.

I will happily talk and interact with any and all, but should your actions come across as one from a bully, I will tell you so and then cease all interactions with you.

You won't be blocked, however. That's an action for one who wants a hugbox or censorship.

And my mental state is just as fractured and broken as anyone else's. If I cannot understand your quirks, so too can you not understand mind.

If anything, just know my core ideal:

Love and tolerate is impossible, but common decency is not.

The Stories I REALLY Like (Highly Recommended)

Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 133,313 words · 1,977 · 48
Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 323 · 13
Starlight Over Detrot: A Noir Tale In the decaying metropolis of Detrot, 60 years and one war after Luna's return, Detective Hard Boiled and friends must solve the mystery behind a unicorn's death in a film noir-inspired tale of ponies, hard cider, conspiracy, and murder. by Chessie 1,460,507 words · 1,273 · 47
The Empty Room An ancient enemy; a family secret; a plot to overthrow the Princesses... by Wanderer D 150,930 words · 1,884 · 71
Faster Rainbow Dash is given a chance to make her heart's desire real: to be the fastest pony alive. by Einhander 17,493 words · 1,081 · 33

The stories in this list are the ones the truly hit a chord with me. The ones that captured my interest like no other. That made me think. That made glad to find this site. The ones that inspire me to write my own. You can bet that these I've read more than once.

Other things you should TOTALLY read.

The Passage of Time Colgate discovers the horrors in the Frozen World by MasterFrasca 37,396 words · 40 · 3
The Guard of a Different Stripe When Zecora is asked to show cosmetics from her herbal collection, She finds herself in the middle of an elaborate misdirection. by Rego 10,740 words · 188 · 6
The Enchanted Library (original one-shot) Rarity liked the tale of The Four Princesses as a filly, even if she knew it wasn't real. Princesses fighting against a spirit of chaos? A library under a tree? Please. But then she grew up and found out some bedtimes stories were quite real. by Monochromatic 4,301 words · 1,232 · 16
Photo Dash Ever notice you've never seen Photo Finish and Rainbow Dash in the same room? by SS Nomad 58,491 words · 761 · 16
Slave to The Rhythm One moment of bravery leads to a shocking revelation. One moment of desperation may lead to something else. by The Bricklayer 5,451 words · 24 · 5

I pride myself on sniffing out a damn good story. I look past the flaws and such. I always have, you know? The stories listed here on my page are among my top faves, but really, you need only look through my 1000+ to see what I like. Got a story to suggest to me? Just ask! I'll read it, I promise. Want a suggestion? Ask me. I'm sure I've got something you'll like.

EWell-Spoken
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Octavia is a proper Trottingham mare, and enunciates as such. There must be a way to capitalise on this.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
8_Bit · 3.3k words · 79 1 · 646 views
TManehattan's Lone Guardian
MLP: FiM
Mega Man
Adventure
Comedy
Drama
What's a Reploid to do in a world not her own, and with a technology base to match?
Death
Violence
Crossover
Human
Alt. Universe
Celestia
OC
Curtis Wildcat · 373k words · 330 14 · 7k views
TChrysalis's final gambit
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
With the number of changelings loyal to her dwindling, Chrysalis makes a final gambit to achieve her every desire.
Celestia
Chrysalis
Sunburst
Thorax
Pharynx
DapperLilArts · 5.4k words · 288 13 · 3.9k views
TMake Me.
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
You heard her.
Profanity
Celestia
Luna
Str8aura · 1000 words · 471 9 · 3.5k views
ELove and a Photo Copier
Equestria Girls
Romance
Slice of Life
Rainbow and Pinkie go to the photo copier as friends and come back in a relationship.
Pinkie Pie (EqG)
Rainbow Dash (EqG)
Silk Rose · 1.6k words · 36 2 · 285 views
TGothtavia
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Just what lies beneath that pink necktie?
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
Moondancer
Zephyr Breeze
Thesmokinguy · 4.6k words · 37 1 · 237 views
TThe Queen of Canterlot
MLP: FiM
Romance
Drama
What if Queen Chrysalis and Shining Armor were the same person?
Alt. Universe
Cadance
Shining Armor
Chrysalis
GaPJaxie · 11k words · 591 29 · 3.5k views
EFlurry's First Flight
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Shining Armor plans on throwing Flurry Heart off the Royal Tower to teach her how to fly. Princess Cadence has some irrational objections to the idea.
Twilight
Cadance
Shining Armor
Flurry Heart
Georg · 1.6k words · 243 3 · 1.5k views
TChaos is... Chaos still, I guess.
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Sad
Discord copes wi- Nothing! Hey, stop th- You stop that! They can read the story if they want to know!
Death
Alt. Universe
Discord
Noobblue · 3.5k words · 42 2 · 611 views

TEven Changelings Get The Blues
MLP: FiM
Equestria Girls
MLP: Comic
Romance
Adventure
(Update: Complete!) In the EQG human realm, a cultist with synaesthesia gets caught up in the adventures of Equestrian villain hunters, and falls in love with a girl raised by wolves.
Human
Celestia
Chrysalis
Sunset Shimmer
Ember
Thorax
horizon · 118k words · 80 5 · 980 views
TOver the Net
Equestria Girls
Romance
Slice of Life
Rainbow Dash thought there was no one of her age that could be as good as her at volleyball, but while on a match against Ponyville Middle School, she found out that might not be true. Who is that blondie girl? and how could she dare win against her?
Rainbow Dash
Applejack
Main 7 (EqG)
Izzie1302 · 6k words · 313 views
TPaladin Shimmer goes on a bender
MLP: FiM
Romance
Comedy
Here’s advice: Before you pledge your blade to the Unicorn that saved you from shadows and the evil hold they had on you, ask her who she works for.
Sex
Violence
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Pinkie
Celestia
Luna
Sunset Shimmer
DapperLilArts · 55k words · 139 11 · 1.9k views
TStill mortal, still alive
MLP: FiM
Romance
Adventure
Drama
In the shadow of the Sun Empress Celestia, the dreamy orphan Twilight discovers her terrifying heritage and dark secrets that could threaten the fate of the world.
Violence
Death
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Rarity
Spike
Celestia
Nightmare Moon
Bluntie · 41k words · 179 2 · 2.2k views
TFirst Hoof Account
MLP: FiM
MLP: Comic
Romance
Tragedy
Sunset Shimmer wants to become an alicorn. The newest Princess, Cadance, obviously knows how to become one. There's only one answer: seduction.
Celestia
Prince Blueblood
Cadance
Sunset Shimmer
TCC56 · 116k words · 490 23 · 5.4k views
TEmpire of Mercy
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Drama
Slice of Life
In ages past, Equestria's name struck terror into the hearts of its enemies. Celestia willing, in this new era of blood and war... it will once again
Violence
Alt. Universe
Spike
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6
Daelyx Len Auphydas · 57k words · 115 18 · 1.8k views

Comments ( 2953 )

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LoneUnicornWriter

LoneUnicornWriter #2,953 · September 10th · · ·

Hey, great to see you’re still around, Skeeter. May your presence continue to remain.

Izzie1302

Izzie1302 #2,952 · July 29th · · ·

Hey! Thank you for adding my story to your library, I really appreciate it!

Atom Smash

Atom Smash #2,951 · July 9th · · ·

Thank you for the fave, friend. Hope you have a lovely day.

Foregrip Butterfly

Foregrip Butterfly #2,950 · May 11th · · ·

I read 4 the plot

CalWolf

CalWolf #2,949 · February 18th · · ·

I hope you will enjoy the read :)

Super Trampoline

Super Trampoline #2,948 · Aug 9th, 2023 · 3 · 2 ·

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Skeeter The Lurker

Skeeter The Lurker #2,947 · Aug 8th, 2023 · 4 · 1 ·

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Please do not insult/attack people on my profile page.

Got a problem with me? Keep it with me.
Got a problem with someone else? Take it to them.

~Skeeter The Lurker

tello

tello #2,946 · Aug 8th, 2023 · 1 · 7 ·

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Shut the hell up, dude

Quoterific

Quoterific #2,945 · Feb 18th, 2023 · · ·

Thank you for liking my story Night Artist ^^

Rego

Rego #2,944 · Dec 27th, 2022 · 1 · ·

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I've had the ending planned from the beginning. I've been trying my hardest to get to it, but I can't justify it yet. For reference, when I started, I was aiming for 25 chapters. Now I think we're going to end up at around 60.

Skeeter The Lurker