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Skeeter The Lurker

Music is life.

I do a signature because I can and because it does not (currently) break the sites rules.

That's all you need know.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing. Never stop reading.

Skeeter was a guy know for reading everything and commenting everywhere. He was introduced to the Pony world late 2011, but would not fully become a fan until one year later, in 2012.

After finding the site through a video share site known as Plug.DJ, he has been here ever since.

The nickname of "Skeeter" was obtained years before pony at his former workplace of WalMart. He added "The Lurker" upon joining Plug.DJ and subsequently this site.

He has numerous ambitions, all of them unobtainable and impossible for him.

Always remember, decency isn't hard.

The Lurker's Legionaries

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Things I'm Proud of

  • Radioactive Two friends, one cheerful and the other, a bit down have a small talk. Sometimes, when you feel down, all it takes is the comforting words of a friend to help you along in life. by Skeeter The Lurker 3,137 words · 520 views · 66 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Apple's Science When Twilight gets an object from Canterlot Univeristy, it reveals a fascinating fact about one of her close friends... by Skeeter The Lurker 10,583 words · 1,148 views · 122 likes · 7 dislikes

In Memorandum:

And Just Because I Can:

The master of Masters

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

Proud member of the Sparkill Swarm

The Stories I REALLY Like (Highly Recommended)

  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 16,969 views · 1,872 likes · 47 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 4,250 views · 292 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 33,395 views · 2,875 likes · 117 dislikes
  • The Empty Room An ancient enemy; a family secret; a plot to overthrow the Princesses... by Wanderer D 150,929 words · 20,805 views · 1,761 likes · 60 dislikes
  • Faster Rainbow Dash is given a chance to make her heart's desire real: to be the fastest pony alive. by Einhander 17,493 words · 8,980 views · 1,024 likes · 32 dislikes

More stories I really like.

  • Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power. by Aragon 18,246 words · 9,833 views · 1,231 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Three Wishes: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed The World The Crusaders learn that they aren't like other ponies. As they uncover the secrets of their origins, the trio grow closer than ever, discovering not only their unique nature, but the incredible power that comes with it as well. by Xepher 69,046 words · 11,803 views · 1,087 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Contraptionology! When life gives you lemons, make robot monsters. by Skywriter 134,483 words · 13,300 views · 988 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Solem Perditum Princess Celestia wanders the lunar landscape, exploring the dark side of the moon. What she discovers there may be more than she can handle. by PropMaster 29,483 words · 2,098 views · 212 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Of Lilies and Chestnuts Fancy Pants and Fleur are living a good life in Canterlot. There's something they miss, though: the joy of having a child. Conventional methods have failed, but perhaps adopting a batpony is what they need to make their family complete? by Prane 44,233 words · 11,540 views · 1,650 likes · 21 dislikes

Other things you should TOTALLY read.

  • The Passage of Time Colgate discovers the horrors in the Frozen World by MasterFrasca 37,396 words · 720 views · 41 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Fork in Time Time traveling from five thousand years in the future, Twilight Sparkle—or as she prefers, Glitter-Flanks—has one mission: to establish the closed time loop that sets her and Celestia up as a couple, by flirting as aggressively as possible. by Pav Feira 13,606 words · 10,148 views · 1,392 likes · 47 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library (original one-shot) Rarity liked the tale of The Four Princesses as a filly, even if she knew it wasn't real. Princesses fighting against a spirit of chaos? A library under a tree? Please. But then she grew up and found out some bedtimes stories were quite real. by Monochromatic 4,301 words · 8,007 views · 1,053 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Photo Dash Ever notice you've never seen Photo Finish and Rainbow Dash in the same room? by SS Nomad 58,491 words · 5,342 views · 686 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Walking Through Fire Princess Celestia is sometimes an enigma. What is it with her and tea? Why doesn't she drink cider? And how will she react when Twilight Sparkle confesses that she has a crush on her former mentor? by SPark 7,113 words · 13,343 views · 1,515 likes · 23 dislikes

My faves grow daily. Check back often.

Things I need to read eventually.

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*insert mysterious yet funny quote here*


Lost in thought?

~Skeeter The Lurker


Quite possible. I use the handle of "Skeeter" whenever possible.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I feel like I've seen you before...

I just noticed your profile picture. Call me a green seer, but I think you're looking forward to the movie in a few months.


Hah! Fair point.

~Skeeter The Lurker


And stupidity.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Same. Cheers to good employment.


Goddamn right. Helps I have two jobs these days.

~Skeeter The Lurker

It figures you'd be one of the Gold members. Lol


Welcome to the legion, bro.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Passing one of my original "oh my gosh, it's that cool guy" guys? I actually feel like I did something cool with that. :twilightsmile:

Keep rockin'.


Well hello there and welcome back (I think)!

And yep, still here, still reading.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hey Skeeter, Discord here from literal years ago. I stopped visiting here daily and now I'm back from the dead. I just wanted to say that you really impacted the community here and I'm still amazed that you stay on this website lol. Have a good night bro.


Glad we got an ending, sad it wasn't longer.

The paradox thing was weird, but eh.

~Skeeter The Lurker


I never got your thoughts and feelings on the rushed ending to Samurai Jack.


Thanks! Couldn't resist that smirk.

~Skeeter The Lurker


These days? Coffee all the way.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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