• Member Since 7th Oct, 2012
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Skeeter The Lurker

Why do the monsters only come out at night? Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

Music is life.

I do a signature because I can and because it does not (currently) break the sites rules.

That's all you need know.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing. Never stop reading.

Skeeter was a guy know for reading everything and commenting everywhere. He was introduced to the Pony world late 2011, but would not fully become a fan until one year later, in 2012.

After finding the site through a video share site known as Plug.DJ, he has been here ever since.

The nickname of "Skeeter" was obtained years before pony at his former workplace of WalMart. He added "The Lurker" upon joining Plug.DJ and subsequently this site.

He has numerous ambitions, all of them unobtainable and impossible for him.

Always remember, decency isn't hard.


The master of Masters

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

I have better things to do with my time than deal with bullies.

I will happily talk and interact with any and all, but should your actions come across as one from a bully, I will tell you so and then cease all interactions with you.

You won't be blocked, however. That's an action for one who wants a hugbox or censorship.

And my mental state is just as fractured and broken as anyone else's. If I cannot understand your quirks, so too can you not understand mind.

If anything, just know my core ideal:

Love and tolerate is impossible, but common decency is not.

My faves grow daily. Check back often.

Things I need to read eventually.

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Glad to have you aboard on Positive Ponies, awesome possum!

Oh, thanks. :)




Sup, guys. Good to see you.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Just so you know, you got friends quietly waiting for you here.

I'm sorry about what happened with the blog, but I'm glad you don't think you'll be driven away permanently. Good luck to you in your absence and with your eventual return.


If I knew myself, I'd tell ya.

Also when the hell did it start getting called pfp and not avatar?

~Skeeter The Lurker

Would you mind giving me the sauce for your shadow Makoto pfp?


So I've heard.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hey heads up B_25’s gonna kiss you. Kissing’ your homies ain’t gay though.


Yeahhh... Read the first few chapters, and was hooked.

Well done on it.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hello again! Thanks for faving Magisight! :twilightsmile: <3


Haven't read just yet... But I got a good feeling.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Thanks for checking out Magisight! I hope you enjoy it! :twilightsmile:


Oh, I always try to reply, no matter what.

It's the polite thing to do.

~Skeeter The Lurker


I'm kidding. I need no prize. The prize was you replying. Most people are exceedingly difficult to get replies from once they surpass 1000 followers for some reason. :rainbowlaugh:


The bio, I think, actually is 300, but all the bits of BBCode count toward it. So you might see about 100 or so, but the coding tacks on about, I dunno, 20 or so?

And finally! Someone who realized that!

...As for a prize... Uhhhhhhhhhhhh. I... Honestly don't know what would be suitable.

~Skeeter The Lurker


That makes sense, actually. Though I thought the bio had like 300 characters or something like that, which would seem like enough.

Also, I almost didn't, but even if the t in "the" should ordinarily be lowercase, that's not your name. Yours is capitalized so I decided to keep it that way. Seems it was the correct choice.

Now what is my prize? :trollestia:


Not enough space in the bio, really. I like to link to various things.

Also, you capitalized the "T" in the "The" in my name.

...No one has ever actually got that right until now. Nice.

~Skeeter The Lurker

You didn't put a signature in your bio. You're not the real Skeeter The Lurker.

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