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Skeeter The Lurker

Music is life.

I do a signature because I can and because it does not (currently) break the sites rules.

That's all you need know.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing. Never stop reading.

Skeeter was a guy know for reading everything and commenting everywhere. He was introduced to the Pony world late 2011, but would not fully become a fan until one year later, in 2012.

After finding the site through a video share site known as Plug.DJ, he has been here ever since.

The nickname of "Skeeter" was obtained years before pony at his former workplace of WalMart. He added "The Lurker" upon joining Plug.DJ and subsequently this site.

He has numerous ambitions, all of them unobtainable and impossible for him.

Always remember, decency isn't hard.

The Lurker's Legionaries

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Things I'm Proud of

  • Radioactive Two friends, one cheerful and the other, a bit down have a small talk. Sometimes, when you feel down, all it takes is the comforting words of a friend to help you along in life. by Skeeter The Lurker 3,137 words · 515 views · 66 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Apple's Science When Twilight gets an object from Canterlot Univeristy, it reveals a fascinating fact about one of her close friends... by Skeeter The Lurker 10,583 words · 1,128 views · 122 likes · 7 dislikes

In Memorandum:

And Just Because I Can:

The master of Masters

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

Proud member of the Sparkill Swarm

The Stories I REALLY Like (Highly Recommended)

  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 16,824 views · 1,866 likes · 46 dislikes
  • Scale Daring Do goes on an epic quest full of danger and peril. Her goal: to cross landscapes, to scale boundaries... and to transcend herself. by shortskirtsandexplosions 70,557 words · 4,223 views · 292 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Solitary Locust Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies... by the parasprite 110,038 words · 33,113 views · 2,867 likes · 117 dislikes
  • The Empty Room An ancient enemy; a family secret; a plot to overthrow the Princesses... by Wanderer D 150,929 words · 20,546 views · 1,758 likes · 59 dislikes
  • Faster Rainbow Dash is given a chance to make her heart's desire real: to be the fastest pony alive. by Einhander 17,493 words · 8,894 views · 1,022 likes · 32 dislikes

More stories I really like.

  • Evil is Easy, Governing is Harder One day, just like that, Celestia decides she's going to go mad with power. by Aragon 18,246 words · 9,108 views · 1,191 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Three Wishes: The Cutie Mark Crusaders Before They Changed The World The Crusaders learn that they aren't like other ponies. As they uncover the secrets of their origins, the trio grow closer than ever, discovering not only their unique nature, but the incredible power that comes with it as well. by Xepher 69,046 words · 11,554 views · 1,082 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Contraptionology! When life gives you lemons, make robot monsters. by Skywriter 134,483 words · 13,195 views · 980 likes · 25 dislikes
  • Solem Perditum Princess Celestia wanders the lunar landscape, exploring the dark side of the moon. What she discovers there may be more than she can handle. by PropMaster 29,483 words · 2,053 views · 210 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Of Lilies and Chestnuts Fancy Pants and Fleur are living a good life in Canterlot. There's something they miss, though: the joy of having a child. Conventional methods have failed, but perhaps adopting a batpony is what they need to make their family complete? by Prane 44,444 words · 11,290 views · 1,644 likes · 21 dislikes

Other things you should TOTALLY read.

  • The Passage of Time Colgate discovers the horrors in the Frozen World by MasterFrasca 37,396 words · 711 views · 41 likes · 3 dislikes
  • A Fork in Time Time traveling from five thousand years in the future, Twilight Sparkle—or as she prefers, Glitter-Flanks—has one mission: to establish the closed time loop that sets her and Celestia up as a couple, by flirting as aggressively as possible. by Pav Feira 13,606 words · 9,836 views · 1,381 likes · 47 dislikes
  • The Enchanted Library (original one-shot) Rarity liked the tale of The Four Princesses as a filly, even if she knew it wasn't real. Princesses fighting against a spirit of chaos? A library under a tree? Please. But then she grew up and found out some bedtimes stories were quite real. by Monochromatic 4,301 words · 7,839 views · 1,044 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Photo Dash Ever notice you've never seen Photo Finish and Rainbow Dash in the same room? by SS Nomad 58,491 words · 5,198 views · 679 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Walking Through Fire Princess Celestia is sometimes an enigma. What is it with her and tea? Why doesn't she drink cider? And how will she react when Twilight Sparkle confesses that she has a crush on her former mentor? by SPark 7,113 words · 12,979 views · 1,502 likes · 23 dislikes

My faves grow daily. Check back often.

Things I need to read eventually.

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Glad we got an ending, sad it wasn't longer.

The paradox thing was weird, but eh.

~Skeeter The Lurker


I never got your thoughts and feelings on the rushed ending to Samurai Jack.


Thanks! Couldn't resist that smirk.

~Skeeter The Lurker


These days? Coffee all the way.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Tea or coffee?


Oops, never replied to this...

It's fucking magnificent!

~Skeeter The Lurker


When I ain't on my phone I'll be sure to do so.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Glad to see that you enjoyed Marriage! Feedback is always appreciated!

Just saw this.
I felt obligated to bring it to your attention.


Oooo. I like that. I like the curves the artist gave him.

~Skeeter The Lurker


Thank you!

~Skeeter The Lurker

You were interesting enough on the barcast. So here's a fallow.

2436894 me too...

Guess you really got a different impression than I did. :twilightsheepish:



...Wait. Are we talking about the same show?

I was referring to Samurai Jack...

~Skeeter The Lurker

2436225 unfortunately, for my part, I don't feel so satisfied with what I have seen.

Episode four let me down so hard with the tremendous drop in quality from what the first three episodes had lead me to expect.

It's still good enough to be worth my time for sure; but men, if they had been able to keep up the quality they showed during the first three episodes throughout the whole season it would have been a bloody master piece!

I blame the multiple writers system. It is being my impression that when it is combined with multi-episode arcs in any kind of story the narrative has a hard time feeling wholesome and more often than not feels like if the story was written round robin style with writers barely coordinating with each other beyond the basic concepts like having everyone start their part where the previous one ended.

I still feel a little disappointed about that.:fluttershyouch:


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