Music is life.

I do a signature because I can and because it does not (currently) break the sites rules.

That's all you need know.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Who is Skeeter?

The man behind the GREAT FLAMING EYEBROWS.

Never stop writing. Never stop reading.

Skeeter was a guy know for reading everything and commenting everywhere. He was introduced to the Pony world late 2011, but would not fully become a fan until one year later, in 2012.

After finding the site through a video share site known as Plug.DJ, he has been here ever since.

The nickname of "Skeeter" was obtained years before pony at his former workplace of WalMart. He added "The Lurker" upon joining Plug.DJ and subsequently this site.

He has numerous ambitions, all of them unobtainable and impossible for him.

Always remember, decency isn't hard.


The master of Masters

The First Aku Avatar of Mine

My faves grow daily. Check back often.

Things I need to read eventually.

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Good on you man!


Used to work at Walmart too.

I recall my last day... didn't do a goddamn thing. And when they said something, I simply replied with "what are you going to do, fire me?"

~Skeeter The Lurker

You’ll make it. When I quit Walmart I called them up the day of and when they asked why I said it was because they suck ass.


It's kinda nice to be told that.

Thank you.

~Skeeter The Lurker

I used to work retail myself. Black Friday always sucked, but then I moved out here to Germany and I don't have to deal with that all anymore. All I can say is this: it gets better. One day you will rise above retail and you'll do what I did:

You'll call in and just tell the boss you quit. You'll spend some time improving yourself and then you'll find better work.

You're underappreciated by some but loved by others. Don't give in just yet, you're more than just a tool to push sales figures.


Life, work, and allllll that good stuff.

Doesn't help that I work retail and it's the oh so fun 4th quarter.

~Skeeter The Lurker

What's troubling you?


Could be better.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Hey there, how's it going?

Sorry that this is the first time you've heard from me in quite a while! :twilightsheepish: I actually went to your page randomly, out of the blue, first time having signed on in days, and wrote that comment.

I try to log on every now and then because there are people I will never forget on this site, and you're one of them, someone whose face I hardly remember but have fond memories of. I want you to know you're a cool guy, someone who's made an impact on my life, and if everything else fails, please remember that. :pinkiehappy:

I haven't read something in ages, too, man. :raritydespair: I need to visit this place more to keep up with all you literature lads.


Words I needed to hear.

And talk about a "hi how ya doing"!

~Skeeter The Lurker

If you could already see it, you wouldn't recognize it, and you wouldn't fully respect the journey to get to that point. Happiness, stability, love, money, whatever you search for in this life cannot be obtained easily, and I find it funny that the best way I can described this is through a quote from Attack on Titan:

"Everybody in this world had to be drunk on something to find reason to suffer through it." This makes way more sense if humanity is pushed to extinction and the Twilight of Man is realized, but you can see many similarities in real life and find meaning further within this statement.

Those people are drunk on their emotions because they would probably break otherwise in that environment, but you don't have to be. You just need to realize one fact: will power alone leads you through this life. In Attack on Titan, after having faced continual wall collapse and calamities, you'll still see people smiling, laughing, playing, having a good time. That's not because they're scared of being scared and sad all the time.

It's because they WANT to be happy, and their lives are legitimately too short to sit there and wallow in sadness. So are ours, and this is your first step towards finding what'll make you happy.

I don't want to assume your problems, but I also don't want you to assume you're weak when our minds are the strongest thing we have. Simply put, if someone can take a sugar pill to get rid of a headache, then through will power alone, you can make yourself happy and find purpose.

I know you can.

Also, it's been a while! :pinkiehappy: Thought I'd stop by out of the blue.

I wanna complain.
I wanna bitch.
I wanna moan.

But how, when no one will listen?

I try so hard but it always leads to more shit.

I know that there will be an end, a light, salvation, something... but...

After so long and none in sight, is there even a point?

~Skeeter The Lurker


Awww, thank you!

~Skeeter The Lurker

Has anyone ever told you you look like the Riddler? Because you look like the Riddler. You already leave your name everywhere you go, so the only thing you need to complete the look is a cane and a green tie and you'd be a dead ringer.


Fensu-San. Amazing artist.

And is gud to be back.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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