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Timaeus


"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats

May
2nd
2017

Updates, New Stories, & Life · 6:07am May 2nd

Blows dust off of the speakers. Taps the mic twice.

This thing on? Yes? Okay, good.

Hello, everyone. If you follow "Worst Patient Ever," then you may have noticed the lack of any updates for the last two weeks. One or two people have asked me about that, and I thought it best to clear the air for all to see. Check below the break for a status update on "Worst Patient Ever" as well as news on a couple new stories in the works, one of which will be coming out very soon.

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One-Shot Romance

  • A Perfectionist's Romance Proposing to the pony you love, like gardening, requires a delicate touch. Unfortunately, Bon Bon has never had a green hoof. by Timaeus 6,927 words · 1,590 views · 214 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Luck of the Lyrish On St. Paddy's Day, Lyra tries to woo Bon Bon with only the best worst pick-up lines around. Results may vary. by Timaeus 8,400 words · 3,533 views · 408 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Sonic Sleigh Ride Twilight gets the best sleigh ride ever from Rainbow Dash on Hearth's Warming. by Timaeus 9,308 words · 1,662 views · 125 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Everchanging From Twilight's ascension to the loss of Golden Oaks Library, Twilight struggles to come to terms with a rapidly changing world. In this case, Twilight is in need of a friend, and Applejack will be there for her. by Timaeus 11,373 words · 3,407 views · 340 likes · 10 dislikes

Multi-Chapter Romance

  • Playing With Fire For a mare of Rarity's calibre, chances to relax and indulge are few and far between. When a new opportunity arises to do exactly that, however, how could she say no? by Timaeus 25,109 words · 546 views · 69 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Worst Patient Ever Letting yourself be vulnerable is hard. For some ponies, like Spitfire, you need another's tender, guiding hoof to show you that it's okay to have a moment of weakness. Even if you fall head-over-hooves along the way. by Timaeus 86,300 words · 1,389 views · 182 likes · 19 dislikes
  • To Warm a Mare's Heart in Two Hours A tree in her living room and an intruder in her kitchen—Hurricane has a lot of explaining to do this Hearth's Warming. He only has two hours, and Platinum is counting down every second. Tick tock, Hurricane. by Timaeus 13,319 words · 340 views · 55 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Perfect Setup Amethyst Star used to be Ponyville's top organizer. Though when the failures pile up, she starts to doubt what she thought her special talent was. Nothing a bit of matchmaking between a couple of love-struck ponies can't fix. by Timaeus 23,960 words · 976 views · 103 likes · 8 dislikes
  • That Dumb Flower The Chaos Rose is a very special flower that blooms once a year on Hearts and Hooves Day and is one of the greatest symbols of love and devotion. So, what will happen when Twilight gives one to Rainbow? by Timaeus 24,270 words · 2,833 views · 274 likes · 8 dislikes

Contest Entries

  • Lights of Love It's a rare thing when you find somepony who brings a light you didn't know you were missing into your life. When you find them, isn't it only fitting to return the favour? by Timaeus 9,101 words · 602 views · 58 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Taking a Breather Worried for her friend's health, Twilight invites an overworked and overtired Rainbow Dash into her home for a staycation. by Timaeus 12,662 words · 11,453 views · 808 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Head in the Clouds After a dispute about the latest Daring Do novel, baking shenanigans, and a very vivid dream, Rainbow Dash finds herself questioning her feelings towards Twilight. by Timaeus 18,752 words · 5,255 views · 504 likes · 21 dislikes
  • Learning To Let Go The Mare Do Well fiasco has hurt Rainbow Dash more than her friends initially realized. Will Rainbow be able to let go of what happened? by Timaeus 24,454 words · 6,019 views · 382 likes · 23 dislikes

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You are amazing with writing fluff :twilightsmile:

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Being a member of the niche interest crowd myself (if the avatar wasn't a giveaway) I was only familiar with the two I mentioned. This is Fimfic, so I thought my odds were good :twilightblush: When you say "Or maybe, even worse yet," I can't help but that's the one. Kinda hard to tell over text :twistnerd:

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2424007 Or on the fourth hand, it's a reference to the biblical Timeaus, father of Bartimaeus.

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On the one hand, I could claim philosophical knowledge and familiarity with some of the more obscure Plato works. On the other hand, I claim total nerd-age by referencing one of the lesser known seasons of Yu-Gi-Oh!

Or maybe, even worse yet, it's a subtle reference to Homestuck and one of the character's online user-handles.

Your name is either a reference to a book by Plato or a Yugioh card. I have no idea which, and that's got me curious :trixieshiftright:

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