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"Tim, you're just so nice nobody could hate you. We all are secretly in love with you." ~bats


Nose to the Grindstone - New Story & Story Updates · 3:28pm October 8th

To my fellow Canadians in the room: Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy the changing of the leaves, the cooler weather, and bountiful turkey- and potato- and gravy-related foods. Enjoy a walk through a park or something where the leaves have fallen before the snow comes (unless you're like me and the snow's already here 8D).

For everyone else, see below for some updates on Worst Patient Ever and a new story coming out later today!

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One-Shot Stories

  • An Adventure Unknown After a dozen books and twice as many adventures, there was little that could out-puzzle Daring Do. Rainbow Dash, as always, proves to be the exception to the rule. by Timaeus 14,509 words · 712 views · 88 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Lights of Love It's a rare thing when you find somepony who brings a light you didn't know you were missing into your life. When you find them, isn't it only fitting to return the favour? by Timaeus 9,101 words · 1,180 views · 98 likes · 3 dislikes
  • Sonic Sleigh Ride Twilight gets the best sleigh ride ever from Rainbow Dash on Hearth's Warming. by Timaeus 9,308 words · 1,827 views · 131 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Everchanging From Twilight's ascension to the loss of Golden Oaks Library, Twilight struggles to come to terms with a rapidly changing world. In this case, Twilight is in need of a friend, and Applejack will be there for her. by Timaeus 11,373 words · 3,580 views · 352 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Taking a Breather Worried for her friend's health, Twilight invites an overworked and overtired Rainbow Dash into her home for a staycation. by Timaeus 12,662 words · 12,118 views · 827 likes · 15 dislikes

One-Shot Stories - LyraBon

  • A Perfectionist's Romance Proposing to the pony you love, like gardening, requires a delicate touch. Unfortunately, Bon Bon has never had a green hoof. by Timaeus 6,927 words · 1,794 views · 226 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Luck of the Lyrish On St. Paddy's Day, Lyra tries to woo Bon Bon with only the best worst pick-up lines around. Results may vary. by Timaeus 8,400 words · 3,804 views · 424 likes · 13 dislikes

Chaptered Stories

  • Playing With Fire For a mare of Rarity's calibre, chances to relax and indulge are few and far between. When a new opportunity arises to do exactly that, however, how could she say no? by Timaeus 24,580 words · 995 views · 106 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Worst Patient Ever Letting yourself be vulnerable is hard. For some ponies, like Spitfire, you need another's tender, guiding hoof to show you that it's okay to have a moment of weakness. Even if you fall head-over-hooves along the way. by Timaeus 110,488 words · 1,741 views · 207 likes · 19 dislikes
  • To Warm a Mare's Heart in Two Hours A tree in her living room and an intruder in her kitchen—Hurricane has a lot of explaining to do this Hearth's Warming. He only has two hours, and Platinum is counting down every second. Tick tock, Hurricane. by Timaeus 13,319 words · 555 views · 79 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Perfect Setup Amethyst Star used to be Ponyville's top organizer. Though when the failures pile up, she starts to doubt what she thought her special talent was. Nothing a bit of matchmaking between a couple of love-struck ponies can't fix. by Timaeus 23,960 words · 1,120 views · 110 likes · 9 dislikes
  • That Dumb Flower The Chaos Rose is a very special flower that blooms once a year on Hearts and Hooves Day and is one of the greatest symbols of love and devotion. So, what will happen when Twilight gives one to Rainbow? by Timaeus 24,270 words · 3,082 views · 290 likes · 8 dislikes
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You know that moment? You know the one. When you realize that like, two of your favorite stories were written by the same person, but for some reason you never connected the dots before?

That was totally what happened to me today when I realized you wrote both Luck of the Lyrish (one of like, three stories I have ever read more than once) and A Perfectionist’s Romance.

This realization actually made my day measurably better.

Please let the record show that if you get too many notifications from me commenting, +liking, +faving, or otherwise +shelving stories, Novel Idea accepts full blame and responsibility for them, since he sent me here.

Nyah~! :rainbowkiss:

Your name is the name of one of the platonic dialogues.

I know this because I tried to google you and it came up.

Also hi

Update: zomgers says I have to do this right, so rawr! :flutterrage: Don't buy him stuff and junk, if that's okay with you. :fluttershysad:

I have been sent here to say that zomgers needs all the swag needs no swag swaggity swag sw—


This has been a paid announcement from the committee for confusing requests.

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