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Made by the delightful dragontyron

Stories You Should Have Read Already

  • Daylight Burning The return of an ancient enemy draws the ponies into a deadly spy game. by Guesswork 71,200 words · 35,233 views · 716 likes · 30 dislikes
  • How to Remove a Unicorn Tooth Three missing pieces, two loving alicorns, and a single stupid decision that will set young Princess Cadence on a fresh new course. by Skywriter 11,618 words · 18,917 views · 1,352 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Thunderstruck There's nothing worse for a pegasus than falling. by device heretic 2,951 words · 13,226 views · 882 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 32,887 views · 2,816 likes · 67 dislikes

Stories for Laughing

  • Certain Advantages When Dash makes Spike bet on this year's Sisterhooves Social, she's sure she can't lose... right? by The Descendant 12,054 words · 21,296 views · 2,068 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Martial Bliss Shining Armor learns the most important tactical lesson of his life. by Skywriter 1,514 words · 24,293 views · 2,613 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Roll for Initiative Armed with swords, spells, snacks, and a bag of dice, five heroes test their mettle against brigands, monsters, and a necromancer's undead army in the saga of gaming night in Ponyville. by Prak 23,688 words · 16,985 views · 1,738 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Celestia Kills A Teacup With Luna Celestia, tired of dealing with all these god damn Griffins, takes it out on her tableware with Luna by KitsuneRisu 2,918 words · 5,981 views · 644 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Sparkle's Law Twilight slowly loses her mind as preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration go horribly wrong. by AestheticB 17,765 words · 34,237 views · 1,036 likes · 13 dislikes

Stories for Crying

  • Dear Ponyville When all is said and done, what's left is what is written. by 1over0 10,025 words · 7,484 views · 290 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Together In The End "We have to be brave now, Scootaloo," Dash said. "Just close your eyes, and it'll be all over by the time you open them again." by Trials 4,188 words · 13,351 views · 1,255 likes · 44 dislikes
  • Twilight is sick. Twilight is sick. by Appleloosan Psychiatrist 5,122 words · 4,329 views · 131 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Just As Planned After an aging Rainbow Dash’s Wonderbolts show ends in tragedy, Twilight has to close her affairs. by billymorph 1,243 words · 1,883 views · 197 likes · 15 dislikes
  • White Box Here in the White Box, the lights hurt my eyes. by chrumsum 11,392 words · 18,108 views · 1,837 likes · 38 dislikes

You know you're BFFs when

You wear matching clothes.

All the time.

No, really.

You've got one,

Maybe two outfits that don't perfectly match. But you make up for it by accessorizing.

I've pretty much run out of coherent, logical arguments at this point.

I just really like the Wonderbolts.

Stories I Might Admit to Writing

  • Records of an Academy Disaster Spitfire is apparently the only thing standing between the Wonderbolt Academy and total chaos. Temporary Captain Fleetfoot is not Spitfire. by Fahrenheit 9,277 words · 4,017 views · 489 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Requiem for a Dream What begins as a simple experiment in spellcasting quickly spirals into obsession as a student of magic discovers an ancient legend hidden within Mage Meadowbrook's greatest enchantment. by Fahrenheit 30,168 words · 395 views · 66 likes · 0 dislikes
  • Daring Do(esn't Need a Special Somepony) A.K. Yearling doesn't write love stories, because Daring Do usually spends Hearts and Hooves Day tearing through Equestria in a no-holds-barred search for candy. There's no room for anypony else in the chase. Especially not some stuck-up stunt flier. by Fahrenheit 9,335 words · 4,146 views · 442 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Thrice At Sundown If the sun sets in the evening, but nopony's around to see it, does the day ever end? For Granny Smith, it doesn't. by Fahrenheit 2,859 words · 547 views · 67 likes · 0 dislikes

5 things of mild relevance:

-College sophomore junior senior GRADUATEEEEE of the female variety.
-Studying fancy science stuff.
-Current goal in life is to see thundersnow.
Broke up with PH for The Immortal Game, and we are very happy together.
-I have a comma-shaped burn on my left ring finger, so I'm pretty sure my special talent is abusing punctuation.

If you wanna chat, feel free to hit up my inbox. Skype username is fahrenwrite.

Short Index of Short Stories:

-Running for class president as a supervillain
-Writing a paper so bad I was accused of plagiarism (BONUS PIC: Screwing up college papers)
-Going overboard with April Fool's Day
-Being invisible to my lit professor
-Going really overboard with a t-shirt giveaway
-Nearly perishing on the annual family road trip (sort of)

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Cactus puns needed · 5:59pm January 4th

The general consensus seems to be that 2016 was a rather difficult year. It was particularly brutal on my poor cactus.

It looks kind of pitiful, but trust me; I'm thrilled we even made it this far.

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celcius is better. kek.

Well, I suppose you are rare and difficult to catch.

2352290 How do you mean? :duck:

When did you become a unicorn?

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