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Made by the delightful dragontyron

Stories You Should Have Read Already

  • Daylight Burning The return of an ancient enemy draws the ponies into a deadly spy game. by Guesswork 71,200 words · 35,033 views · 711 likes · 31 dislikes
  • How to Remove a Unicorn Tooth Three missing pieces, two loving alicorns, and a single stupid decision that will set young Princess Cadence on a fresh new course. by Skywriter 11,618 words · 18,674 views · 1,346 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Thunderstruck There's nothing worse for a pegasus than falling. by device heretic 2,951 words · 13,086 views · 880 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 32,291 views · 2,803 likes · 66 dislikes

Stories for Laughing

  • Certain Advantages When Dash makes Spike bet on this year's Sisterhooves Social, she's sure she can't lose... right? by The Descendant 12,054 words · 20,990 views · 2,056 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Martial Bliss Shining Armor learns the most important tactical lesson of his life. by Skywriter 1,514 words · 23,849 views · 2,594 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Roll for Initiative Armed with swords, spells, snacks, and a bag of dice, five heroes test their mettle against brigands, monsters, and a necromancer's undead army in the saga of gaming night in Ponyville. by Prak 23,688 words · 16,548 views · 1,724 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Celestia Kills A Teacup With Luna Celestia, tired of dealing with all these god damn Griffins, takes it out on her tableware with Luna by KitsuneRisu 2,918 words · 5,824 views · 637 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Sparkle's Law Twilight slowly loses her mind as preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration go horribly wrong. by AestheticB 17,765 words · 33,821 views · 1,027 likes · 12 dislikes

Stories for Crying

  • Dear Ponyville When all is said and done, what's left is what is written. by 1over0 10,025 words · 7,388 views · 290 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Together In The End "We have to be brave now, Scootaloo," Dash said. "Just close your eyes, and it'll be all over by the time you open them again." by Trials 4,188 words · 13,233 views · 1,251 likes · 44 dislikes

You know you're BFFs when

You wear matching clothes.

All the time.

No, really.

You've got one,

Maybe two outfits that don't perfectly match. But you make up for it by accessorizing.

I've pretty much run out of coherent, logical arguments at this point.

I just really like the Wonderbolts.

Whoops, I did the writing thing

5 things of mild relevance:

-College sophomore junior senior of the female variety.
-Studying fancy science stuff.
-Current goal in life is to see thundersnow.
Broke up with PH for The Immortal Game, and we are very happy together.
-I have a comma-shaped burn on my left ring finger, so I'm pretty sure my special talent is abusing punctuation.

If you wanna chat, feel free to hit up my inbox. Skype username is fahrenwrite.

Short Index of Short Stories:

-Running for class president as a supervillain
-Writing a paper so bad I was accused of plagiarism (BONUS PIC: Screwing up college papers)
-Going overboard with April Fool's Day
-Being invisible to my lit professor
-Going really overboard with a t-shirt giveaway
-Nearly perishing on the annual family road trip (sort of)

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Cactus puns needed · 5:59pm January 4th

The general consensus seems to be that 2016 was a rather difficult year. It was particularly brutal on my poor cactus.

It looks kind of pitiful, but trust me; I'm thrilled we even made it this far.

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celcius is better. kek.

Well, I suppose you are rare and difficult to catch.

2352290 How do you mean? :duck:

When did you become a unicorn?

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