AVATAR!

If you domesticated a timberwolf, would it become a dogwood?

hello
i gotta go somewhere

frothy
go on thingy bc someone really wants to talk to you
rip

(rest in ponies i cry)

Just did a little doodle.

One of my friends directed me at Cryptid Creations yesterday, an artist who draws a daily pun-based animal drawing every day.

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The Equestrian post office should have been either founded or inspired by a Pegasus named Parcellus... Velox Parcellus

What did the guy shooting a coin powered cannon say to an retreating army....

You shouldn't be afraid of change....

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what did the pony say to the women who asked to make out with him...

Nay

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....

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what is the most serious crime in the animal kingdom....grand theft otter

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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Who would win?

While I'm insomniacal and punchy plz enjoy this great painting of Fluttershy's tits. (Sauce)

She loves her tits so much. See how round and fluffy they are? Those are some really perky tits.

My really dumb pun story got lots of comments, and I learned a few things, and discovered some other neat things on this site. I learned the word "'feghoot" (short story meant to set up a pun), I found a pun group, and I was told about a story called Ruined for Pun, which in itself is a nice pun. I've only read one of the stories, but it was good. It sets up an interesting story and then kind of ruins it right at the end with a

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So, someone had the poor taste to post a challenge asking for really bad puns a changeling would make.

Naturally I couldn't resist:

Bad
Pony: "I hear you broke up with your marefriend!"
Changeling: "Yeah. I thought she loved me for who I am, but all she really wanted was to change me!"

Even worse

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Anyone else see all these puns?
I mean seriously, they've gotten really bad lately.
I almost can't

how bad they are.

(This will not be a daily feature. This feature will update only when I discover these for myself.)

I need puns, lots of puns. Mostly European countries. Pls halp.

This is how far I've come so far:
The Netherlands = The Neightherlands
France = Prance
Paris = Mareis
Germany = Germaney
Berlin = Marelin
Hamburg = Hayburg
Japan = Japone
Italy = Itfilly
Scotland = Trotland
Wales = Bales
Constantinople = Coltstantinople
Istanbul = Neighstanbul
Rotterdam = Trotterdam

Just put him to sleep, and it's easy as pie.

Is anyone a good wordsmith, cause I need some good pony based country names, like how Saudi Arabia is Saddle Arabia and Germany would be Ger-mane-y. PUN ME!!!

Already 499 blogs... what should I do for the next one? I wanna write a song and dedicate it to a very special LADY... but the fact that I CANT think of an idea for a song is BUGGING me! Can I count on you to help me? It'd be a CATACLYSM without you guys! I want her to know that she's my LUCKY CHARM... I'll PUNISH myself if I can't get this WRITE!

What did Denji say when he fondled Power's breasts?

I got the Power!

What is Power's favourite laptop program?

Microsoft PowerPoint

If Power were to spray herself with something to make herself smell nice, what would she use?

Old Spice, because it turns a regular-smelling Fiend into a Fiend that smells like POWEEEEER!!!!

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