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Feb
21st
2017

After binge-watching Avatar: The Last Airbender, I have a new... · 1:56am Feb 21st, 2017

AVATAR!

Report Sky Blue CMC · 221 views · #puns
Sep
6th
2018

A thought · 2:53am Sep 6th, 2018

If you domesticated a timberwolf, would it become a dogwood?

Report Sixes_And_Sevens · 143 views · #pun
Jul
10th
2020

Buffalo wings, anyone? · 7:53pm July 10th

Report BezierBallad · 27 views · #Pun
Aug
12th
2016

[no title] · 6:35pm Aug 12th, 2016

hello
i gotta go somewhere

frothy
go on thingy bc someone really wants to talk to you
rip

(rest in ponies i cry)

Report air rin · 168 views · #pun
May
16th
2016

Random Puns · 8:51pm May 16th, 2016

What did the guy shooting a coin powered cannon say to an retreating army....

You shouldn't be afraid of change....

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what did the pony say to the women who asked to make out with him...

Nay

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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....

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what is the most serious crime in the animal kingdom....grand theft otter

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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

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Report Boxx · 275 views · #Pun
Apr
20th
2016

Cryptid Creations · 7:45pm Apr 20th, 2016

One of my friends directed me at Cryptid Creations yesterday, an artist who draws a daily pun-based animal drawing every day.


No, it wasn't my cousin here, who apparently decided to pose for them.

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Dec
13th
2016

Random ideas · 1:51am Dec 13th, 2016

The Equestrian post office should have been either founded or inspired by a Pegasus named Parcellus... Velox Parcellus

Report Inertial · 178 views · #puns
Mar
15th
2017

The Rock vs Rawk Hawk! · 9:03am Mar 15th, 2017

Who would win?

Report Sky Blue CMC · 101 views · #puns
Dec
5th
2019

Skirting Site Rules · 11:25am Dec 5th, 2019


While I'm insomniacal and punchy plz enjoy this great painting of Fluttershy's tits. (Sauce)

She loves her tits so much. See how round and fluffy they are? Those are some really perky tits.

Mar
30th
2016

Couldn't resist... · 10:23pm Mar 30th, 2016

So, someone had the poor taste to post a challenge asking for really bad puns a changeling would make.

Naturally I couldn't resist:

Bad
Pony: "I hear you broke up with your marefriend!"
Changeling: "Yeah. I thought she loved me for who I am, but all she really wanted was to change me!"

Even worse

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Report Dafaddah · 159 views · #Puns #changelings
Jan
12th
2019

Pun stories · 10:57am Jan 12th, 2019

My really dumb pun story got lots of comments, and I learned a few things, and discovered some other neat things on this site. I learned the word "'feghoot" (short story meant to set up a pun), I found a pun group, and I was told about a story called Ruined for Pun, which in itself is a nice pun. I've only read one of the stories, but it was good. It sets up an interesting story and then kind of ruins it right at the end with a

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Apr
13th
2016

Holy Shit · 5:30pm Apr 13th, 2016

Anyone else see all these puns?
I mean seriously, they've gotten really bad lately.
I almost can't

how bad they are.:trollestia:

Apr
13th
2016

Stealth Puns You Probably Never Noticed Theater #1! · 7:52pm Apr 13th, 2016

(This will not be a daily feature. This feature will update only when I discover these for myself.)

#1: Spike's Performance Anxiety

A reptile dysfunction.

Report MythrilMoth · 599 views · #stealth puns
Feb
8th
2017

Horse puns · 9:37pm Feb 8th, 2017

I need puns, lots of puns. Mostly European countries. Pls halp.

This is how far I've come so far:
The Netherlands = The Neightherlands
France = Prance
Paris = Mareis
Germany = Germaney
Berlin = Marelin
Hamburg = Hayburg
Japan = Japone
Italy = Itfilly
Scotland = Trotland
Wales = Bales
Constantinople = Coltstantinople
Istanbul = Neighstanbul
Rotterdam = Trotterdam

Report FireballBithooves · 148 views · #Puns #Help
Mar
5th
2017

I KENT C why this fight is so hard... · 7:30pm Mar 5th, 2017

Just put him to sleep, and it's easy as pie.

Report Sky Blue CMC · 107 views · #papermario #puns
Feb
4th
2017

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, then..... · 5:18pm Feb 4th, 2017

Report BoringChaos · 181 views · #puns #are #bae
Jan
7th
2018

Wordsmithiness · 5:20am Jan 7th, 2018

Is anyone a good wordsmith, cause I need some good pony based country names, like how Saudi Arabia is Saddle Arabia and Germany would be Ger-mane-y. PUN ME!!!

Mar
18th
2017

One more... · 8:21pm Mar 18th, 2017

Already 499 blogs... what should I do for the next one? I wanna write a song and dedicate it to a very special LADY... but the fact that I CANT think of an idea for a song is BUGGING me! Can I count on you to help me? It'd be a CATACLYSM without you guys! I want her to know that she's my LUCKY CHARM... I'll PUNISH myself if I can't get this WRITE!

Jan
18th
2017

Have a horrible joke. · 6:02pm Jan 18th, 2017

Mario stands behind you, casually sprinkling salt over your head.

You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Mario: I'm-a SALTING you!

Get it? Assaulting? A-salting? No?

Jan
8th
2020

Worth a Pun in the Oven · 1:45pm January 8th

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