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Jan
31st
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #666! · 5:39am Jan 31st, 2018

So if Christ was born from the Immaculate Conception, how will the Antichrist come into the world?

Vaginal Beast Infection.

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Mar
17th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #70! · 2:33am Mar 17th, 2018

Complaint overheard at the dinner table of a cannibal family:

"Aww, feetloaf again?"

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May
19th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #79! · 8:23pm May 19th, 2018

Have you met Dr. Richard Skinner?

He specializes in circumcisions.

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Apr
14th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #73! · 2:45pm Apr 14th, 2018

I don't invite basketball players to my dinner parties because they dribble all over everything.

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Jun
24th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #83! · 9:32pm Jun 24th, 2018

What kind of tea do you never run out of?

Plenn Tea.

What kind of tea do you never have enough of?

Emm Tea.

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Apr
24th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #97! · 4:52pm Apr 24th, 2019

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DEEZ NUTTS

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Sep
29th
2017

A Little Talk About 'Spoiler Text' · 1:48pm Sep 29th, 2017

Do you know why I'm posting this?

Because I knew you'd hover over this in curiosity, despite it being a spoiler.

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Apr
10th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #96! · 8:25pm Apr 10th, 2019

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was chicken porn on the other side.

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Apr
6th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #95! · 3:12pm Apr 6th, 2019

I smuggled a flighless bird into the country. Now I'm wanted for harboring an illegal emugrant.

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Nov
10th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #89! · 6:26pm Nov 10th, 2018

What did the waiter say to the customer who was brought the wrong fish?

"Sorry not saury."

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Mar
26th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #94! · 11:29am Mar 26th, 2019

What language does a Shiba Inu bark in?

Yapanese.

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May
5th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #78! · 2:03pm May 5th, 2018

I used to date a mermaid.

Until she gave me clamydia.

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Apr
24th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #75! · 1:15am Apr 24th, 2018

How do you get Winnie the Pooh out of an airplane?

With a bearachute.

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Mar
29th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #72! · 8:42pm Mar 29th, 2018

So one time I went to this house with shag carpets so deep they were more like Shaq carpets.

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Nov
5th
2017

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #61! · 12:27am Nov 5th, 2017

What kind of bear doesn't eat anything but cheese?

A Camem Bear!

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Nov
8th
2017

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #62! · 2:45am Nov 8th, 2017

What does Goldie Delicious' house have in common with James Bond?

Pussy Galore.

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Jan
10th
2019

"Hi, I'm Waylon Mantoots... · 12:10am Jan 10th, 2019

"...and this is my wife Sharon."

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May
27th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #81! · 6:07am May 27th, 2018

So this guy walks up to a 14 year old boy and says, in a sinister voice, "I fucked your mother, boy!"

The boy looks up at him, rolls his eyes, and says "I know, Dad. I heard the bed shake."

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Jul
28th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #86! · 9:05pm Jul 28th, 2018

I got a message from India the other day.

It was delivered by currier pigeon.

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Dec
25th
2017

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #67! · 1:36pm Dec 25th, 2017

What do you call a cement truck full of kittens?

A meow mixer.

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