Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #68! · 5:39pm Feb 8th, 2018
Presented in chat log format because that's where I first told this one. Cut for being a bit tasteless.
Moth: So this inventor develops an amazing drug that regenerates the tissues of knee joints. Once it hits the market, it'll save thousands of people from needing costly and debilitating knee surgery every year.
Moth: It's truly the wonder of the ages...but no pharmaceutical company seems interested in hearing his pitch.
Moth: Frustrated, he meets up with a friend for drinks and rants about the whole thing.
Moth: His friend listens carefully, attentively, and patiently until he's finished.
Moth: Then, after taking a long, slow sip of his drink, the friend leans forward and, in a calm, serious tone, says:
Moth: "Maybe it's because you decided to name it 'Knee-Grow'?"
Zef ........................................
Well, it's a better reason than the other reason pharmaceutical companies might not be interested in his pitch.
(Not that the scenario at all conforms to real life; drugs are usually developed in-house or as part of longstanding collaborations with university teams.)
Goddamnti Moth!
Oh, that's terrible! I'm probably going to go to hell for laughing at that. Then again, I probably already was for laughing at the "How do you make a dead baby float" joke.
Tasteless jokes tend to be the best ones.
I've got a couple I'm saving for extreme circumstances, in part because people tend to frown if you open up the fight with your nuclear arsenal.
I don't know if I want to shake your hand or smack you upside the head for that one.
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I'm aware.
What's worse: That I got a little chuckle out of that, or that I know a way to make that joke infinitely more offensive?
Oh that is a good one XD
But would the next tasteless joke just be the number, or an actual joke?
Ha! Good one.