Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #71!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends on whether or not the woodchuck is Scottish.

Comments

[Twilight_Shimmer]

even for a bad joke, I do not get it

[Dracon_Pyrothayan]

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Caber Tossing

[Vailen]

LOL, I got it, its was bad but still funny... though I can see where most wouldn't if they did't understand the reference

[Grave Walker]

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Oh god.... That is a lot of chucking wood....

[Thatguywiththeface]

Uh, I don't get it.

[Gyro Pony]

That's what Mayor Mare is always asking.

At Squarehorse minecraft there is a server bot called Mayor Mare who makes server announcements. This is one of them.

[Brony kaiju soldier]

... orig00.deviantart.net/de5c/f/2016/241/5/3/twilight_exe_has_stopped_working_by_lynx318-dafq58p.gif

[Donraj]

How much wood would Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?