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Jan
31st
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #666! · 5:39am Jan 31st, 2018

So if Christ was born from the Immaculate Conception, how will the Antichrist come into the world?

Vaginal Beast Infection.

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Mar
17th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #70! · 2:33am Mar 17th, 2018

Complaint overheard at the dinner table of a cannibal family:

"Aww, feetloaf again?"

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May
19th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #79! · 8:23pm May 19th, 2018

Have you met Dr. Richard Skinner?

He specializes in circumcisions.

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Apr
14th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #73! · 2:45pm Apr 14th, 2018

I don't invite basketball players to my dinner parties because they dribble all over everything.

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Jun
24th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #83! · 9:32pm Jun 24th, 2018

What kind of tea do you never run out of?

Plenn Tea.

What kind of tea do you never have enough of?

Emm Tea.

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Apr
24th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #97! · 4:52pm Apr 24th, 2019

Why did the chicken cross the road?

DEEZ NUTTS

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Sep
29th
2017

A Little Talk About 'Spoiler Text' · 1:48pm Sep 29th, 2017

Do you know why I'm posting this?

Because I knew you'd hover over this in curiosity, despite it being a spoiler.

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Apr
10th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #96! · 8:25pm Apr 10th, 2019

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because there was chicken porn on the other side.

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Apr
6th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #95! · 3:12pm Apr 6th, 2019

I smuggled a flighless bird into the country. Now I'm wanted for harboring an illegal emugrant.

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Nov
10th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #89! · 6:26pm Nov 10th, 2018

What did the waiter say to the customer who was brought the wrong fish?

"Sorry not saury."

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Mar
26th
2019

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #94! · 11:29am Mar 26th, 2019

What language does a Shiba Inu bark in?

Yapanese.

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May
5th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #78! · 2:03pm May 5th, 2018

I used to date a mermaid.

Until she gave me clamydia.

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Apr
24th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #75! · 1:15am Apr 24th, 2018

How do you get Winnie the Pooh out of an airplane?

With a bearachute.

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Mar
29th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #72! · 8:42pm Mar 29th, 2018

So one time I went to this house with shag carpets so deep they were more like Shaq carpets.

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Nov
5th
2017

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #61! · 12:27am Nov 5th, 2017

What kind of bear doesn't eat anything but cheese?

A Camem Bear!

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Nov
8th
2017

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #62! · 2:45am Nov 8th, 2017

What does Goldie Delicious' house have in common with James Bond?

Pussy Galore.

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Jan
10th
2019

"Hi, I'm Waylon Mantoots... · 12:10am Jan 10th, 2019

"...and this is my wife Sharon."

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Apr
17th
2016

Studying · 12:38am Apr 17th, 2016

1. Open the book
2. Switch off the phone
3. Start Studying


Those stunts mentioned above can only be performed by high professionals. Please do not try this at home.

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Mar
25th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #71! · 10:24pm Mar 25th, 2018

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

It depends on whether or not the woodchuck is Scottish.

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Feb
8th
2018

Terrible, Horrible, Awful Jokes #68! · 5:39pm Feb 8th, 2018

Presented in chat log format because that's where I first told this one. Cut for being a bit tasteless.

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