May
16th
2016
Random Puns · 8:51pm May 16th, 2016
What did the guy shooting a coin powered cannon say to an retreating army....
You shouldn't be afraid of change....
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what did the pony say to the women who asked to make out with him...
Nay
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I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me....
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what is the most serious crime in the animal kingdom....grand theft otter
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
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Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.
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I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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Are u cold? Try sitting in the corner! It's 90 degrees! That's acute joke
3948674 lol
This... this is horrible.
I cannot believe you posted this.
You deserve to be... punished.
3948674 Actually, it's just right.
3949723 lol
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im glad there are people who understand the refinement of puns