Horse puns

I need puns, lots of puns. Mostly European countries. Pls halp.

This is how far I've come so far:
The Netherlands = The Neightherlands
France = Prance
Paris = Mareis
Germany = Germaney
Berlin = Marelin
Hamburg = Hayburg
Japan = Japone
Italy = Itfilly
Scotland = Trotland
Wales = Bales
Constantinople = Coltstantinople
Istanbul = Neighstanbul
Rotterdam = Trotterdam

Comments

[All Art Is Quite Useless]

You can also have scoltland for Scotland?
San Franciscolt?
Pondon for London? (That one is a little weak)
Califoalnia?
South dacolta?
Maresachussets?
Lithuneighia for Lithuania?
Marecedonia for Macedonia?
Moroccolt for Morocco?
Neigh Zealand?
Neigh south bales?

I'm terrible at this.

AAIQU

Ps. Moscolt for Moscow?

[Karan Dash]

Equinnedor for Ecuador
Mexicolt