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All Art Is Quite Useless

When I'm not writing stories, I'm writing essays. My keyboard sees fairly frequent use. University student, high functioning Rainbow Dash enthusiast, and satirical activist.

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  • Friday
    A New Story! (And News)

    So yeah, I'm back at it with another oneshot:

    T It'll Make You Go Blind
    Anon witnesses Celestia raising the sun. Something about that seems really stupid.
    All Art Is Quite Useless · 3.3k words  ·  51  6 · 360 views

    I realise this isn't my usual level of productivity, but I'm happy to have got up a story that I was able to prepare relatively quickly. (Also, fans of Why Do We Have Guards will be happy to see that Grendo makes a brief appearance in this. Because obviously everyone wanted to see more of him.)

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  • 1 week
    A Birthday Present/OctaScratch!

    T You Can Play My Strings
    With a broken hoof and only a day left to record her latest piece, Octavia must rely on her roommate to assist her in playing. Assist her in an awkwardly intimate half-embrace, that is.
    All Art Is Quite Useless · 2.5k words  ·  113  5 · 754 views

    As the title suggests, I wrote this as a (slightly late) birthday present for a brilliant dude. Massive thanks to Ceffyl Dwr for giving me the idea and helping me with pre-reading, you're an absolutely excellent guy.

    So yeah, read and enjoy!


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  • 1 week
    Story Promotion

    Calling all fanfiction readers:

    Here is a story by a good friend who has already proven themselves to be a quality writer with previous work. This story really says 'innovation' from the premise alone. While I've only had the chance to read the first third, it really did draw me in, and I'm very excited to get to the rest.

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  • 1 week
    Chapter Two Is Live!

    T Home
    When Rainbow Dash loses her cloud home, she is forced to take up temporary lodging in a Ponyville house. But why is that so difficult for her?
    All Art Is Quite Useless · 4.2k words  ·  46  2 · 271 views

    Come and check it out! I have a feeling you'll like it.


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  • Important Wizard Sunburst has a new, unofficial title. He doesn't like it one bit. by All Art Is Quite Useless 5,180 words · 2,512 views · 255 likes · 12 dislikes
  • A Royal Mistake It seems that no amount of stalling, negotiation, or bargaining will stop the council. Since Twilight's coronation, they have insisted that she be tied to a Canterlot noble, so as not to lose their hold on Twilight's dominion. Tied in marriage. by All Art Is Quite Useless 9,175 words · 2,806 views · 262 likes · 49 dislikes
  • Don't Ever Let Me Go For years, Sunset Shimmer has held her place at Celestia's side. She was her prized student, her number one prodigy. In return, Celestia was Sunset's world, her passion. However, with time and age come change, and Sunset cannot take it any more. by All Art Is Quite Useless 9,048 words · 2,376 views · 237 likes · 10 dislikes
  • The Comfy Chair The Equestrian Inquisition have taken Twilight Sparkle for questioning. Will Twilight be able to handle sitting in Equestria's comfiest chair? by All Art Is Quite Useless 3,064 words · 2,053 views · 226 likes · 17 dislikes
  • The Confuzzling Commendation of Sir Rainbow Dash After being a hero once more and saving hundreds of lives, Rainbow Dash battles with an unexpected foe: Fame and appreciation. by All Art Is Quite Useless 6,841 words · 872 views · 84 likes · 4 dislikes

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Whelp, Discord went down, and just when we were getting to the good part of the story too!:rainbowlaugh:

Thank you for the follow. :twilightsmile: I hope to please you with whatever future content I may make.

Haha, you have the best name.

I hadn’t realized it till now, but I have read a few of your stories and enjoyed them (i didn’t know they were all your stories to clarify.) glad to be able to read your quite entertaining stories. I’ll read more of them... later.

200 follows? Git gud, scrub! Happy for ya :heart:

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