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  • A Mother's 'Love' Diamond Tiara finds out the consequences of her actions against Spoiled Rich after she stood up to her in front of the entire school. Disgraced, her precious tiara taken away...Then, somepony knocks on her door late at night, and everything changes. by deadpansnarker 171,687 words · 7,683 views · 597 likes · 38 dislikes
  • My Secret Daughter Starlight Glimmer's friends all find out she has became a mother long before any of them met her. But what'll happen when they make the discovery the long-lost filly isn't so 'lost' after all? What'll happens if... she just lives around the corner? by deadpansnarker 28,519 words · 5,399 views · 488 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers... by deadpansnarker 2,483 words · 3,534 views · 344 likes · 21 dislikes
  • "Did you really expect me not to notice?!" In the aftermath of 'All Bottled Up', Starlight and Trixie think they've got off scot-free. Aha, but they reckoned without the keen observational skills of one Twilight Sparkle, and what followed is now documented here for posterity. by deadpansnarker 1,202 words · 4,007 views · 286 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?! by deadpansnarker 2,946 words · 1,217 views · 116 likes · 4 dislikes

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  • Yak Payback After the events of Party Pooped, The Yaks can't wait to return to the snowy climes of Yakyakistan. But then, Celestia wants to have a little word... by deadpansnarker 2,198 words · 2,526 views · 107 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Which Pony Shall I Be Today? An unwilling non-brony traveller from Earth finds himself switching between bodies of the Ponyville locals randomly, leaving so much chaos and confusion in his wake that Discord might as well retire now. by deadpansnarker 19,663 words · 2,582 views · 98 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming Twilight wakes up one morning. And she can't stop rhyming. The same is true for all of her friends. They aren't too happy about it, either. by deadpansnarker 2,645 words · 1,033 views · 79 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Chrysalis's New Dupe The story of how a former brony was forcibly ejected from Earth into a new form to become Queen Chrysalis's unwilling assistant in her revenge plot against those darn ponies is a long and interesting one. And it starts... now. by deadpansnarker 6,227 words · 1,076 views · 74 likes · 7 dislikes
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Thanks dude! After everything of late, I'm pretty pumped as well. :raritywink:

ChappedPenguinLips
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Congrats on the feature! You deserve it!

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:fluttershysad: Thank you. It means a lot, really.

2487794
You deserve it... I've always wanted to see Gilda and Fluttershy after the events of 'Griffon The Brush Off', ignoring the canon of 'The Lost Treasure Of Griffonstone' of course. Hope you feel better soon... :raritywink:

I appreciate the fave on "Roaring and Screaming".

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Aug
21st
2017

Well, I wasn't expecting that... · 8:39am Monday

My first feature since my brief holiday away. Woo hoo! :pinkiegasp:

True, it didn't stay in the box very long, and forced me to read ANOTHER couple of annoying PMs on my supposed mishandling of beloved characters ('how dare you suggest Spike hates Twilight BLAH BLAH BLAH' from someone who obviously didn't read the story properly) :facehoof: but whats even better than that is I now have 8 new followers! HURRAY!! :pinkiehappy:

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