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• E Spike's Hollow Victory

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  Follow up to the episode 'Triple Threat'. Spike is feeling pretty pleased with himself: he's just been summoned by the Cutie Map for the first time, and the outcome was a complete success. Twilight and Starlight wonder what exactly he did, though...

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Spike
  • Starlight Glimmer

  deadpansnarker · 1.5k words  ·  54  10 · 1.2k views
• E Starlight Roasts Two Idiots, Or: The Missing Scene From Fame And Misfortune

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  Remember when Twilight and Starlight overheard two ponies saying mean things about Rarity, which caused her to run off in tears? Well, this is the cut scene from that episode, as Starlight confronts these poor, unsuspecting dopes. Grab the popcorn...

  • Starlight Glimmer

  deadpansnarker · 2k words  ·  67  6 · 1.3k views
• E The Twilight Show

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  • X'ver
  • Rand
  • Sad

  On The Air. Unaware. And A Mare.

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Spike
  • Princess Celestia
  • Princess Luna
  • Main 6

  deadpansnarker · 1.5k words  ·  14  1 · 221 views
• T Everypony In Equestria Wakes Up Gay

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  Please see title. Or, alternatively: everypony in Equestria wakes up gay and must deal with the devastating consequences. There, I hope that explained a bit more.

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Spike
  • Discord
  • Main 6
  • Starlight Glimmer
  • Sex

  deadpansnarker · 2.5k words  ·  16  4 · 421 views
• T HELP!! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!!! Or, something.

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  It's typical.One minute, an innocent mare is minding her own business, the next she's being bundled into the back of a vehicle, naked and alone.Who knows what fate awaits this poor soul? Caution: those of a nervous disposition, get out while you can.

  • Other

  deadpansnarker · 1.5k words  ·  9  2 · 197 views
• E Guiding Your Parents

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  In the aftermath of Parental Glideance, Rainbow Dash has something to say to her parents about the way they've acted in the last few days. And this time, hopefully they'll listen.

  • Rainbow Dash
  • Scootaloo
  • Other

  deadpansnarker · 1.8k words  ·  55  2 · 1.1k views
• E Diamond Tiara-Less

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  Diamond Tiara arrives at school one day with an, ahem, 'interesting' new addition to her wardrobe. The other colts and fillies won't rest until they've discovered the truth behind her new look. It promises to be an interesting day.

  • Diamond Tiara
  • Silver Spoon
  • Cheerilee
  • Pipsqueak
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders

  deadpansnarker · 2.3k words  ·  31  1 · 476 views
• E Trixie Lulamoon vs Maud Pie

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  After the events of 'Rock Solid Friendship', a certain magician appears on the scene, jealous of Starlight's newfound friendship with Maud. She immediately challenges her rival to a 'winner takes all' contest... most unfortunately for Starlight.

  • Trixie
  • Maud Pie
  • Starlight Glimmer

  deadpansnarker · 3.4k words  ·  51  3 · 817 views
• T Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time

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  Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?!

  • Apple Bloom
  • Diamond Tiara
  • Filthy Rich
  • Spoiled Rich

  deadpansnarker · 2.9k words  ·  116  4 · 1.2k views
• E Irresponsibility

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  We know what happened at the end of 'A Flurry Of Emotions'. Twilight apologised for not spending enough fun time with her niece, and learned a valuable lesson. But, what if...she felt certain other ponies needed to be taught a thing or too as well?

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Princess Cadance
  • Shining Armor
  • Flurry Heart

  deadpansnarker · 1.7k words  ·  53  15 · 1.2k views