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Hi there!

Okay, now that I'm really getting into this writing game thingie, it's time for a new profile.

Hi there. If you're reading this because you're interested in my work, then congrats. You've found it!

If you want to chat, then PM me by all means, or just leave a message on my page. I'll answer as soon as I can, because I'm often busy. And so very, very easily distracted.

Seriously we're talking 'hey look at that shiny ball' levels of attention.

Thanks. Hope to speak to you soon... :D

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  • A Mother's 'Love' Diamond Tiara finds out the consequences of her actions against Spoiled Rich after she stood up to her in front of the entire school. Disgraced, her precious tiara taken away...Then, somepony knocks on her door late at night, and everything changes. by deadpansnarker 171,687 words · 7,449 views · 594 likes · 38 dislikes
  • My Secret Daughter Starlight Glimmer's friends all find out she has became a mother long before any of them met her. But what'll happen when they make the discovery the long-lost filly isn't so 'lost' after all? What'll happens if... she just lives around the corner? by deadpansnarker 23,095 words · 4,754 views · 460 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers... by deadpansnarker 2,483 words · 3,326 views · 336 likes · 21 dislikes
  • "Did you really expect me not to notice?!" In the aftermath of 'All Bottled Up', Starlight and Trixie think they've got off scot-free. Aha, but they reckoned without the keen observational skills of one Twilight Sparkle, and what followed is now documented here for posterity. by deadpansnarker 1,202 words · 3,770 views · 285 likes · 30 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?! by deadpansnarker 2,946 words · 1,036 views · 109 likes · 3 dislikes

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  • Yak Payback After the events of Party Pooped, The Yaks can't wait to return to the snowy climes of Yakyakistan. But then, Celestia wants to have a little word... by deadpansnarker 2,198 words · 2,426 views · 104 likes · 4 dislikes
  • Which Pony Shall I Be Today? An unwilling non-brony traveller from Earth finds himself switching between bodies of the Ponyville locals randomly, leaving so much chaos and confusion in his wake that Discord might as well retire now. by deadpansnarker 19,663 words · 2,347 views · 91 likes · 11 dislikes
  • Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming Twilight wakes up one morning. And she can't stop rhyming. The same is true for all of her friends. They aren't too happy about it, either. by deadpansnarker 2,645 words · 900 views · 74 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Chrysalis's New Dupe The story of how a former brony was forcibly ejected from Earth into a new form to become Queen Chrysalis's unwilling assistant in her revenge plot against those darn ponies is a long and interesting one. And it starts... now. by deadpansnarker 3,635 words · 828 views · 69 likes · 3 dislikes
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2450392
I like it, but there are definitely some bugs to be worked out. Let’s talk more in a week...

EDIT: I hate it!! I want to see how many followers my story has got! :P

ANOTHER EDIT: It's okay... all taken care of now... ;)

2450264
Well... That goes without saying.

Also, what do you think of the site’s new design? I think it looks really good... though it may take some time to get used to it. :twilightsheepish:

2450073 I'm not her biggest fan: Filthy Rich is. But I'm sure that second place spot is up for grabs. :twilightsheepish:

2450042 Oh... Well, just so you know, I'm working on a Diamond Tiara story, so you may wanna keep an eye out for that; seeing as you’re her biggest fan. :twilightsmile:

2450031 Nah, I just like your amusing nicknames you give people. :rainbowwild:

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Jun
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On the new site: Is there any way to see how many followers each story's got now? · 6:45pm June 5th

Please see question.

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