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• T HELP!! I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED!!! Or, something.

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  It's typical.One minute, an innocent mare is minding her own business, the next she's being bundled into the back of a vehicle, naked and alone.Who knows what fate awaits this poor soul? Caution: those of a nervous disposition, get out while you can.

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  deadpansnarker · 1.5k words  ·  9  2 · 157 views
• E Guiding Your Parents

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  In the aftermath of Parental Glideance, Rainbow Dash has something to say to her parents about the way they've acted in the last few days. And this time, hopefully they'll listen.

  • Rainbow Dash
  • Scootaloo
  • Other

  deadpansnarker · 1.8k words  ·  46  2 · 884 views
• E Diamond Tiara-Less

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  Diamond Tiara arrives at school one day with an, ahem, 'interesting' new addition to her wardrobe. The other colts and fillies won't rest until they've discovered the truth behind her new look. It promises to be an interesting day.

  • Diamond Tiara
  • Silver Spoon
  • Cheerilee
  • Pipsqueak
  • Cutie Mark Crusaders

  deadpansnarker · 2.3k words  ·  29  1 · 391 views
• E Trixie Lulamoon vs Maud Pie

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  After the events of 'Rock Solid Friendship', a certain magician appears on the scene, jealous of Starlight's newfound friendship with Maud. She immediately challenges her rival to a 'winner takes all' contest... most unfortunately for Starlight.

  • Trixie
  • Maud Pie
  • Starlight Glimmer

  deadpansnarker · 3.4k words  ·  44  3 · 688 views
• T Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time

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  Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?!

  • Apple Bloom
  • Diamond Tiara
  • Filthy Rich
  • Spoiled Rich

  deadpansnarker · 2.9k words  ·  109  3 · 1k views
• E Irresponsibility

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  We know what happened at the end of 'A Flurry Of Emotions'. Twilight apologised for not spending enough fun time with her niece, and learned a valuable lesson. But, what if...she felt certain other ponies needed to be taught a thing or too as well?

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Princess Cadance
  • Shining Armor
  • Flurry Heart

  deadpansnarker · 1.7k words  ·  49  15 · 1k views
• E "Did you really expect me not to notice?!"

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  In the aftermath of 'All Bottled Up', Starlight and Trixie think they've got off scot-free. Aha, but they reckoned without the keen observational skills of one Twilight Sparkle, and what followed is now documented here for posterity.

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Spike
  • Trixie
  • Starlight Glimmer

  deadpansnarker · 1.2k words  ·  285  30 · 3.8k views
• E Everypony In Equestria Changes Their Name

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  Everypony in Equestria decides they're fed up with what they're called, so they decide to... oh look, the synopsis is pretty much in the title! Just get ready for fun, frolics... and hey, you might even learn something along the way!

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Pinkie Pie
  • Spike
  • Main 6

  deadpansnarker · 1.3k words  ·  26  3 · 383 views
• E My Biggest Fan-atic

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  Twilight has somepony following her around, who seems to be able to gain access to anywhere. Only problem is, none of her friends believe her, and she's slowly cracking up. Is it really all in her head, and if not, who won't leave her alone?

  • Twilight Sparkle
  • Spike
  • Main 6
  • Starlight Glimmer

  deadpansnarker · 3.9k words  ·  16  0 · 230 views
• E The Ultimate Contest Of Evil (And The Not-So-Evil)

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  In a mysterious location, all the baddies and not-quite-so-bad baddies of Equestria get together, to see who among them is the evilest and most wickedest of them all. Who will win? Well, I'm not going to tell you that here, am I?

  • Trixie
  • Discord
  • Queen Chrysalis
  • Tirek
  • Starlight Glimmer

  deadpansnarker · 3.8k words  ·  22  1 · 360 views