EThe Loudest Snorer Of Them All
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Yona and Starlight Glimmer. The two greatest snorers in Ponyville history. The big question is though: who's the loudest? Well, thanks to the machinations of a meddlesome magician called Trixie, we're about to find out. Earmuffs at the ready...
Twilight
Trixie
Starlight Glimmer
Yona
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EA Diamond's Glow
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
Possible SPOILERS. Sick of life behind bars at Tartarus, Cozy Glow gets an unexpected visitor in the shape of former bully Diamond Tiara. Their conversation is interesting to say the least, and is documented here for posterity (and future evidence).
Diamond Tiara
Tirek
Cozy Glow
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EThe Adventures Of Cozy Glow And Lord Tirek
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
Takes place directly after School Raze, so SPOILERS. After being joined in imprisonment at Tartarus with his pen-pal Cozy Glow, it isn't too long before he finds himself on the run again. The question is though, is he safer free, or in a steel cage?
Main 6
Tirek
Cozy Glow
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EIt's time for... A DNA TEST!!
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Warning: spoilers for the episode Father Knows Beast. Having apparently been reunited with his long lost dad, Spike is about to celebrate! Twilight isn't quite so certain though, and decides that's there's only one way to be absolutely sure...
Alt. Universe
Twilight
Pinkie
Rarity
Spike
Main 6
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ELightning Dust Gets A Visitor
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
In the aftermath of The Washouts, rebellious former Wonderbolt cadet Lightning Dust is feeling a bit worse for wear. Can a visit from her old colleague Rainbow Dash lift her spirits at all?
Rainbow Dash
Lightning Dust
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EP.S We Love You
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Sad
Slice of Life
As an alicorn, Twilight was always destined to watch the majority of her friends depart before her, a truly devastating event. But what if after their deaths, she receives a letter from them, which will send her on an adventure she'll never forget?
Twilight
Spike
Main 6
Starlight Glimmer
Flurry Heart
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Well, it happened again... · 8:05am September 6th

Someone decided to downmark all of my stories from the latest published one to Discord Already Did It. Whatever. I suppose I should be grateful they didn't do almost all my fics like the last person. But I'm not.

It's a pretty useless act, really. 1. It's not going to stop me from being myself. 2. It's not going to stop me from writing stories.

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