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  • A Mother's 'Love' Diamond Tiara finds out the consequences of her actions against Spoiled Rich after she stood up to her in front of the entire school. Disgraced, her precious tiara taken away...Then, somepony knocks on her door late at night, and everything changes. by deadpansnarker 171,687 words · 7,985 views · 602 likes · 38 dislikes
  • My Secret Daughter Starlight Glimmer's friends all find out she has became a mother long before any of them met her. But what'll happen when they make the discovery the long-lost filly isn't so 'lost' after all? What'll happens if... she just lives around the corner? by deadpansnarker 40,110 words · 6,565 views · 565 likes · 48 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers... by deadpansnarker 2,483 words · 4,748 views · 407 likes · 23 dislikes
  • "Did you really expect me not to notice?!" In the aftermath of 'All Bottled Up', Starlight and Trixie think they've got off scot-free. Aha, but they reckoned without the keen observational skills of one Twilight Sparkle, and what followed is now documented here for posterity. by deadpansnarker 1,202 words · 4,283 views · 299 likes · 31 dislikes
  • Scootaloo's Aunts Attend Family Appreciation Day It's Family Appreciation Day once again, and Scootaloo's aunts/parents are making their long awaited debut. Unfortunately, their arrival coincides with Filthy and Spoiled Rich's presentation and, well... by deadpansnarker 3,827 words · 2,836 views · 240 likes · 18 dislikes

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  • Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?! by deadpansnarker 2,946 words · 2,242 views · 181 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Spoiled Milk Returns After an unfortunate accident, Spoiled Rich wakes up thinking she's her old self before her marriage to Filthy, and boy isn't she different. The whole town is shaken up in the process, and Diamond is about to uncover some long lost family secrets... by deadpansnarker 12,591 words · 1,843 views · 164 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement: Third Time's The Charm After Diamond Tiara's first two experiences delivering big news to her parents, you'd think that'll be it. But, nope... she has yet another bombshell to drop, and this time Spoiled Rich isn't going to take it lying down. by deadpansnarker 3,480 words · 1,705 views · 146 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Which Pony Shall I Be Today? An unwilling non-brony traveller from Earth finds himself switching between bodies of the Ponyville locals randomly, leaving so much chaos and confusion in his wake that Discord might as well retire now. by deadpansnarker 19,557 words · 2,997 views · 112 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Power Grab Celestia is totally exhausted working hard day in day out, and eventually decides to use magic to get herself some much-needed rest. The spell she uses is a mite too powerful though, and isn't she in for a shock when she wakes up.... by deadpansnarker 1,705 words · 1,436 views · 110 likes · 7 dislikes
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If there isn't going to be a Starlight emoji, I doubt they'll be a DT one (though reading your blogs studiously as I do, somehow I doubt you'll care about the former) 🙃

I am excited to see what happens next in My Secret Daughter.

Lighten up DT, it's Christmas!!

DT: Bah humbug.

(You know, there should be a DT emoji. The face in your profile pic is perfect.)

Hey =3

I saw your Fanfic of that missing scene from Fame and Misfortune.

I was wondering..... do you think you can do another Fanfic based on that episode? Here is how it goes:

After the Mane 6 sing the Flawless song, one of the Rabid fan ponies shows a genuine smile and understands the song and speaks up for it.

I'll show you the screenshot of it


See that smile that Sparkler/Amethyst Start is doing? that means it's a genuine smile and she understands the song that the Mane 6 sang.

I'm hoping you can do it because I'm still trying to find fan material of that episode of which the song works. Think of it like that fanfic you did of that missing scene in the episode, only in this case being an Alternate Ending to the episode. =3

I got a favorite from one of my favorite, if not the top favorite authors on this site? It's a dream come true! :rainbowkiss:

Thanks for the fav.

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WORLD'S GREATEST PLUSHIE · 4:45pm 3 hours ago

Anyone fancy giving her a cuddle? :twilightoops: :raritywink:

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