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Why, hello there. If you're looking for fitfully updated chapter fics, comedic one-shots and shameless sarcasm, you've come to the right place. :pinkiehappy:

If not, then stay anyway. You might just like it here. :raritywink:

Most popular stories 1-5

  • My Secret Daughter Starlight Glimmer's friends all find out she has became a mother long before any of them met her. But what'll happen when they make the discovery the long-lost filly isn't so 'lost' after all? What'll happens if... she just lives around the corner? by deadpansnarker 48,947 words · 662 · 52
  • A Mother's 'Love' Diamond Tiara finds out the consequences of her actions against Spoiled Rich after she stood up to her in front of the entire school. Disgraced, her precious tiara taken away...Then, somepony knocks on her door late at night, and everything changes. by deadpansnarker 171,595 words · 645 · 37
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers... by deadpansnarker 2,483 words · 478 · 23
  • My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense. by deadpansnarker 31,179 words · 460 · 49
  • Twilight Sparkle vs Ponyville Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up early one morning, stretches, then decides to destroy Ponyville. As you do. by deadpansnarker 1,632 words · 439 · 20

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  • "Did you really expect me not to notice?!" In the aftermath of 'All Bottled Up', Starlight and Trixie think they've got off scot-free. Aha, but they reckoned without the keen observational skills of one Twilight Sparkle, and what followed is now documented here for posterity. by deadpansnarker 1,202 words · 324 · 29
  • Scootaloo's Aunts Attend Family Appreciation Day It's Family Appreciation Day once again, and Scootaloo's aunts/parents are making their long awaited debut. Unfortunately, their arrival coincides with Filthy and Spoiled Rich's presentation and, well... by deadpansnarker 3,827 words · 290 · 19
  • Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?! by deadpansnarker 2,764 words · 250 · 6
  • Spoiled Milk Returns After an unfortunate accident, Spoiled Rich wakes up thinking she's her old self before her marriage to Filthy, and boy isn't she different. The whole town is shaken up in the process, and Diamond is about to uncover some long lost family secrets... by deadpansnarker 23,105 words · 222 · 8

Most popular stories 11-15

  • Twilight's Second Life Twilight Sparkle wakes up one morning, to find she's living with her family and is a filly again. She's not in Canterlot but in Ponyville though, and that's just the beginning of the changes. Like her new school, and the identity of the Headmare... by deadpansnarker 9,477 words · 225 · 11
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement: Third Time's The Charm After Diamond Tiara's first two experiences delivering big news to her parents, you'd think that'll be it. But, nope... she has yet another bombshell to drop, and this time Spoiled Rich isn't going to take it lying down. by deadpansnarker 3,480 words · 218 · 10
  • Discord Already Did It Chrysalis has come up with a foolproof plan to take over Equestria, by creating evil versions of her adversaries! The only problem is, Discord already did it... and he's about to tell her so. Based on the latest episode 'The Mean Six'. by deadpansnarker 1,429 words · 188 · 5
  • Power Grab Celestia is totally exhausted working hard day in day out, and eventually decides to use magic to get herself some much-needed rest. The spell she uses is a mite too powerful though, and isn't she in for a shock when she wakes up.... by deadpansnarker 1,705 words · 190 · 6
  • Twilight Sparkle vs Equestria It's just a normal, typical day... aside from Twilight flying into space to destroy Equestria. No biggie. by deadpansnarker 2,022 words · 180 · 14

Top Favourites 1-5

Probably. I'm a pretty fickle person. Though No 1 is a cert.

Top Favourites 6-10

  • One Word Cheerilee repremands Diamond Tiara in the worst possible way. by BronyWriter 4,531 words · 1,369 · 29
  • A Diamond Comes Between Friendship? Apple Bloom and Scootaloo have both fallen for Diamond Tiara, and are both intent on winning her affections. by Yukito 69,664 words · 220 · 11
  • The Pony I Wanna Be Diamond Tiara has been mean for so long that looking back on her life now that she has changed fills her with such regret, that she decides to do something about it. by DragonShadow 2,013 words · 130 · 2
  • Alula and Diamond Tiara's Adventures in Romance The adventures of the cutest couple in Ponyville Elementary School by Yukito 57,828 words · 264 · 8
  • Closing Time After being cheated into selling her tomatoes at a lower price by a certain pink pony, Roma's afternoon does nothing but go downhill. by MalWinters 4,719 words · 105 · 2

Top Favourites 11-15

  • The Diamond Cutter She’s a rich filly. He’s a poor colt. What happens when Diamond Tiara accepts a dare to take Snips to the Sadie Hoofkins Dance? by Nova Force 28,643 words · 69 · 0
  • Dear Idiot After the gala, Princess Celestia sends Blueblood a letter to "explain" a few things... by The Descendant 2,809 words · 1,704 · 42
  • To Start a Fire A few months after his "redemption," Luna challenges Discord to give up chaos for good and truly become a hero. It doesn't go well. by Dubs Rewatcher 5,289 words · 62 · 2
  • Discord of Tomorrow After Discord failed to break up Twilight's friendships, he decides to trade places with a future Discord where the Elements would no longer exist. A future where, unknown to him, Discord has been reformed... by ChaoticConduct 9,935 words · 530 · 5
  • Diamond Tiara's Little Sister Diamond Tiara gains a little sister, and she's not happy about it. by AliceA020 2,173 words · 81 · 1
Jan
1st
2021

My first fic of the year... · 11:35pm January 1st

Sorry, it's a sad one, rather than the 'hilarious' yarns I'm allegedly known for (and let's face it, we could all use some cheering up right now) but it is what is.

Linkie

Read it, treasure it, hate it, ignore it... the choice, as they say, is yours. (Wait a sec, who says that again?) :twilightoops:

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A Man Undercover
A Man Undercover #345 · Oct 15th, 2020 · · ·
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I figured it wouldn’t hurt to let you know that a character tag for Gladmane has just been put up, mainly in case you want to add it to this story here:

TAnon Visits Las Pegasus, Now Run By Flim And Flam
Anon takes a little trip to Las Pegasus shortly after the tyrannical Gladmane gets deposed, to see what the new look resort is like. After all, with Flim and Flam in charge, anything is possible!
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deadpansnarker
deadpansnarker #344 · Sep 7th, 2020 · · ·
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2930715
You're not the only one to ask me about this. To be honest, like many authors on here, I have a bad habit of starting fics on here and not finishing them. Now though, I'm trying to focus on a maximum of two to update at once, only moving to another fic when I've finished one. A Mother's 'Love' is probably among the most demanding, as the chapters were getting REALLY long. But when the situation for that story changes, I'll let you know. I haven't abandoned it, so don't worry... :scootangel:

Dark_Storm_04
Dark_Storm_04 #343 · Sep 7th, 2020 · · ·
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Hey, first off, I just wanted to say that I love your stories.

I was just wondering if you would be continuing "A Mother's Love" anytime soon. You left us on a bit of a cliffhanger.

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