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deadpansnarker

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Why, hello there. If you're looking for fitfully updated chapter fics, comedic one-shots and shameless sarcasm, you've come to the right place. :pinkiehappy:

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Most popular stories 1-5

  • A Mother's 'Love' Diamond Tiara finds out the consequences of her actions against Spoiled Rich after she stood up to her in front of the entire school. Disgraced, her precious tiara taken away...Then, somepony knocks on her door late at night, and everything changes. by deadpansnarker 171,687 words · 619 · 38
  • My Secret Daughter Starlight Glimmer's friends all find out she has became a mother long before any of them met her. But what'll happen when they make the discovery the long-lost filly isn't so 'lost' after all? What'll happens if... she just lives around the corner? by deadpansnarker 45,785 words · 612 · 54
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers... by deadpansnarker 2,483 words · 447 · 22
  • "Did you really expect me not to notice?!" In the aftermath of 'All Bottled Up', Starlight and Trixie think they've got off scot-free. Aha, but they reckoned without the keen observational skills of one Twilight Sparkle, and what followed is now documented here for posterity. by deadpansnarker 1,202 words · 312 · 30
  • Scootaloo's Aunts Attend Family Appreciation Day It's Family Appreciation Day once again, and Scootaloo's aunts/parents are making their long awaited debut. Unfortunately, their arrival coincides with Filthy and Spoiled Rich's presentation and, well... by deadpansnarker 3,827 words · 270 · 18

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  • Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?! by deadpansnarker 2,946 words · 217 · 5
  • Spoiled Milk Returns After an unfortunate accident, Spoiled Rich wakes up thinking she's her old self before her marriage to Filthy, and boy isn't she different. The whole town is shaken up in the process, and Diamond is about to uncover some long lost family secrets... by deadpansnarker 23,105 words · 212 · 9
  • My Life As A Psychopathic Nine Year Old Filly A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense. by deadpansnarker 7,399 words · 202 · 24
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement: Third Time's The Charm After Diamond Tiara's first two experiences delivering big news to her parents, you'd think that'll be it. But, nope... she has yet another bombshell to drop, and this time Spoiled Rich isn't going to take it lying down. by deadpansnarker 3,480 words · 187 · 9
  • Discord Already Did It Chrysalis has come up with a foolproof plan to take over Equestria, by creating evil versions of her adversaries! The only problem is, Discord already did it... and he's about to tell her so. Based on the latest episode 'The Mean Six'. by deadpansnarker 1,429 words · 174 · 5

Most popular stories 11-15

  • Power Grab Celestia is totally exhausted working hard day in day out, and eventually decides to use magic to get herself some much-needed rest. The spell she uses is a mite too powerful though, and isn't she in for a shock when she wakes up.... by deadpansnarker 1,705 words · 128 · 8
  • Which Pony Shall I Be Today? An unwilling non-brony traveller from Earth finds himself switching between bodies of the Ponyville locals randomly, leaving so much chaos and confusion in his wake that Discord might as well retire now. by deadpansnarker 19,557 words · 124 · 12
  • Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming Twilight wakes up one morning. And she can't stop rhyming. The same is true for all of her friends. They aren't too happy about it, either. by deadpansnarker 2,482 words · 127 · 4
  • Too Many Fluttershys After the events Of Fake It 'Til You Make It, Fluttershy has to say farewell to three very special 'friends'. But do they actually want to say goodbye? by deadpansnarker 1,540 words · 120 · 5

Top Favourites 1-5

Probably. I'm a pretty fickle person. Though No 1 is a cert.

Top Favourites 6-10

  • One Word Cheerilee repremands Diamond Tiara in the worst possible way. by BronyWriter 4,531 words · 1,341 · 28
  • A Diamond Comes Between Friendship? Apple Bloom and Scootaloo have both fallen for Diamond Tiara, and are both intent on winning her affections. by Yukito 69,664 words · 213 · 11
  • The Pony I Wanna Be Diamond Tiara has been mean for so long that looking back on her life now that she has changed fills her with such regret, that she decides to do something about it. by DragonShadow 2,013 words · 128 · 2
  • Alula and Diamond Tiara's Adventures in Romance The adventures of the cutest couple in Ponyville Elementary School by Yukito 57,828 words · 257 · 7
  • Closing Time After being cheated into selling her tomatoes at a lower price by a certain pink pony, Roma's afternoon does nothing but go downhill. by MalWinters 4,719 words · 105 · 2

Top Favourites 11-15

  • The Diamond Cutter She’s a rich filly. He’s a poor colt. What happens when Diamond Tiara accepts a dare to take Snips to the Sadie Hoofkins Dance? by Nova Force 28,643 words · 68 · 0
  • Dear Idiot After the gala, Princess Celestia sends Blueblood a letter to "explain" a few things... by The Descendant 2,809 words · 1,662 · 43
  • To Start a Fire A few months after his "redemption," Luna challenges Discord to give up chaos for good and truly become a hero. It doesn't go well. by Dubs Rewatcher 5,289 words · 57 · 2
  • Discord of Tomorrow After Discord failed to break up Twilight's friendships, he decides to trade places with a future Discord where the Elements would no longer exist. A future where, unknown to him, Discord has been reformed... by ChaoticConduct 9,935 words · 484 · 2
  • Diamond Tiara's Little Sister Diamond Tiara gains a little sister, and she's not happy about it. by AliceA020 2,173 words · 80 · 1
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deadpansnarker
deadpansnarker #268 · Yesterday · · ·
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I've just updated one of my early DT stories, so I guess that fic put me in the mood. :scootangel:

UnitedEarthEmpire
UnitedEarthEmpire #267 · Yesterday · · ·
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You're right, we need more Diamond Tiara Fic's.

BirdsBooksBrownies
BirdsBooksBrownies #266 · 2 weeks ago · · ·
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I hope to see more of 'A Mother's Love' in the near future. It's an interesting story, and I am curious to see how Legal goes about with his self-motivated redemption, my faith in him has been somewhat restored by this, and I am curious to see what Twilight finds out about St. Whinnians place, plus I want to see Jet Set and Upper Crust get their just desserts (and find out that despite the honied words of one Spoiled ***** they were tools, fall-ponies, dupes and nothing more). Honestly, I'm kinda surprised that Flutters didn't go into Flutter-Rage mode when DT spilled the beans as it were. Maybe Twilight can find this distasteful duo and invite them to a barbecue...personally (if you catch my drift)

Wrought-iron
Wrought-iron #264 · November 10th · · ·
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Boop!

Thou hast been booped!

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