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Procrastination is my middle name. My parents had a very good sense of humour.

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Why, hello there. If you're looking for fitfully updated fics, comedic one-shots and shameless sarcasm, you've come to the right place. :pinkiehappy:

If not, then stay anyway. You might just like it here. :raritywink:

Most popular stories 1-5

  • A Mother's 'Love' Diamond Tiara finds out the consequences of her actions against Spoiled Rich after she stood up to her in front of the entire school. Disgraced, her precious tiara taken away...Then, somepony knocks on her door late at night, and everything changes. by deadpansnarker 171,687 words · 616 · 38
  • My Secret Daughter Starlight Glimmer's friends all find out she has became a mother long before any of them met her. But what'll happen when they make the discovery the long-lost filly isn't so 'lost' after all? What'll happens if... she just lives around the corner? by deadpansnarker 44,168 words · 603 · 52
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement Diamond Tiara has something to say to her entire family... and they're not going to be too happy about it. Especially a certain female parent of hers... by deadpansnarker 2,483 words · 440 · 22
  • "Did you really expect me not to notice?!" In the aftermath of 'All Bottled Up', Starlight and Trixie think they've got off scot-free. Aha, but they reckoned without the keen observational skills of one Twilight Sparkle, and what followed is now documented here for posterity. by deadpansnarker 1,202 words · 310 · 31
  • Scootaloo's Aunts Attend Family Appreciation Day It's Family Appreciation Day once again, and Scootaloo's aunts/parents are making their long awaited debut. Unfortunately, their arrival coincides with Filthy and Spoiled Rich's presentation and, well... by deadpansnarker 3,827 words · 256 · 19

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  • Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement: Better Luck This Time Diamond Tiara had something very important to tell her family, but it didn't quite work out. Undeterred, she decides to try again with renewed determination... it can't all go wrong again, right? Right?! by deadpansnarker 2,946 words · 212 · 5
  • Spoiled Milk Returns After an unfortunate accident, Spoiled Rich wakes up thinking she's her old self before her marriage to Filthy, and boy isn't she different. The whole town is shaken up in the process, and Diamond is about to uncover some long lost family secrets... by deadpansnarker 14,591 words · 183 · 9
  • Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement: Third Time's The Charm After Diamond Tiara's first two experiences delivering big news to her parents, you'd think that'll be it. But, nope... she has yet another bombshell to drop, and this time Spoiled Rich isn't going to take it lying down. by deadpansnarker 3,480 words · 182 · 8
  • Discord Already Did It Chrysalis has come up with a foolproof plan to take over Equestria, by creating evil versions of her adversaries! The only problem is, Discord already did it... and he's about to tell her so. Based on the latest episode 'The Mean Six'. by deadpansnarker 1,429 words · 162 · 4
  • Power Grab Celestia is totally exhausted working hard day in day out, and eventually decides to use magic to get herself some much-needed rest. The spell she uses is a mite too powerful though, and isn't she in for a shock when she wakes up.... by deadpansnarker 1,705 words · 124 · 7

Most popular stories 11-15

  • Which Pony Shall I Be Today? An unwilling non-brony traveller from Earth finds himself switching between bodies of the Ponyville locals randomly, leaving so much chaos and confusion in his wake that Discord might as well retire now. by deadpansnarker 19,557 words · 121 · 12
  • Twilight And Friends Can't Stop Rhyming Twilight wakes up one morning. And she can't stop rhyming. The same is true for all of her friends. They aren't too happy about it, either. by deadpansnarker 2,482 words · 120 · 4
  • Yak Payback After the events of Party Pooped, The Yaks can't wait to return to the snowy climes of Yakyakistan. But then, Celestia wants to have a little word... by deadpansnarker 2,198 words · 113 · 4
  • Too Many Fluttershys After the events Of Fake It 'Til You Make It, Fluttershy has to say farewell to three very special 'friends'. But do they actually want to say goodbye? by deadpansnarker 1,540 words · 115 · 5

Top Favourites 1-5

Probably. I'm a pretty fickle person. Though No 1 is a cert.

Top Favourites 6-10

  • One Word Cheerilee repremands Diamond Tiara in the worst possible way. by BronyWriter 4,531 words · 1,335 · 28
  • A Diamond Comes Between Friendship? Apple Bloom and Scootaloo have both fallen for Diamond Tiara, and are both intent on winning her affections. by Yukito 69,664 words · 213 · 11
  • The Pony I Wanna Be Diamond Tiara has been mean for so long that looking back on her life now that she has changed fills her with such regret, that she decides to do something about it. by DragonShadow 2,013 words · 127 · 2
  • Alula and Diamond Tiara's Adventures in Romance The adventures of the cutest couple in Ponyville Elementary School by Yukito 57,828 words · 258 · 7
  • Closing Time After being cheated into selling her tomatoes at a lower price by a certain pink pony, Roma's afternoon does nothing but go downhill. by MalWinters 4,719 words · 103 · 2

Top Favourites 11-15

  • The Diamond Cutter She’s a rich filly. He’s a poor colt. What happens when Diamond Tiara accepts a dare to take Snips to the Sadie Hoofkins Dance? by Nova Force 28,643 words · 68 · 0
  • Dear Idiot After the gala, Princess Celestia sends Blueblood a letter to "explain" a few things... by The Descendant 2,809 words · 1,651 · 43
  • To Start a Fire A few months after his "redemption," Luna challenges Discord to give up chaos for good and truly become a hero. It doesn't go well. by Dubs Rewatcher 5,289 words · 55 · 2
  • Discord of Tomorrow After Discord failed to break up Twilight's friendships, he decides to trade places with a future Discord where the Elements would no longer exist. A future where, unknown to him, Discord has been reformed... by ChaoticConduct 9,935 words · 472 · 2
  • Diamond Tiara's Little Sister Diamond Tiara gains a little sister, and she's not happy about it. by AliceA020 2,173 words · 80 · 1
Aug
4th
2018

Guys I have officially made it... · 8:50pm August 4th

Someone has recorded an audio version of Trixie Lulamoon vs Maud Pie, and I didn't even have to ask, threaten or bribe them! Here's the Link for anyone who's interested. Now I'm off to put on my shades and buy a ridiculously small canine that I can carry everywhere in a Gucci holdall. Ciao! :twistnerd:

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deadpansnarker
deadpansnarker #255 · Tuesday · · ·
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2636225
I can't always answer straightaway, I was working on another story when you send your comment. Anyway, in answer to your question, it's not something I've thought about too much but off the top of my head:

Rainbow Dash
Twilight
Pinkie Pie
Fluttershy
Rarity
Applejack

Bear in mind I don't dislike any of them, and this is purely how I feel right now. Anyway, have a good day now!

dragonlivesmatter05
dragonlivesmatter05 #254 · Tuesday · · ·
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Hey I sent that comment like four hours ago what’s the hold up man?

dragonlivesmatter05
dragonlivesmatter05 #253 · Tuesday · · ·
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How do you rank the mane 6 from favorite to least favorite?

Discord The Narrator
Discord The Narrator #251 · Sunday · · ·
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Hey there! I just had a random thought.

Prepared for the cute?

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