What Spike Gets Up To Upstairs.

Spike gets two special guests one sunny afternoon at The Castle Of Friendship, and soon Twilight's attention is taken by some very strange noises coming from his room. What could be going on in there?

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Starlight Nova

Starlight Nova #1 · March 1st · 2 · ·

Spike gets two special guests one sunny afternoon at The Castle Of Friendship, and soon Twilight's attention is taken by some very strange noises coming from his room.

Shouldn’t she just assume they’re having sex?

deadpansnarker

deadpansnarker #2 · March 1st · 3 · ·

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If you'd read the story, you'd find out.

Vjjbvf

Vjjbvf #3 · March 1st · 3 · ·

Hahaha! Oh, man! Classic Twilight!

Hillbe

Hillbe #4 · March 1st · · ·

Ruthless
Cunning
Top of my game
I'm so lonely
Silly you

doomie-22

doomie-22 #5 · March 1st · 2 · ·

Ah yes, Twilight Sparkle! That irrepressibly-lovable mutant unicorn-turned-alicorn who’s saved the world a squillion times already, rules with pride and dedication over Ponyville, has read every known book in existence yet handles pressure with the same inspirational maturity as Rainbow Dash does with discovering the latest JK Yearling extravaganza has a cliffhanger ending. Let’s see what the lavender legend is up to, shall we?

Well, that's certainly one way to open up your story.

“Oh, it’s nothing Spike. I was just having a brief chat with The Narrator while I finished off this essential work for Celestia. She’s having this argument with her sister you see, about whether The Sun orbits Equestria faster than The Moon. There’s a lot of precious marble cake riding on the outcome of this gripping race, so I want to make sure I get the calculations just right…”
“Er, ‘The Narrator’? And Twilight… I already know the answer to that question. It’s the Moo…”

For the record, the sun orbits faster than the moon.

“Goodness Starlight, we’re only playing Monopony! Anypony would think it was a matter of life and death!”

Ah, Monopoly, the game guaranteed to ruin your friendships forever.

deadpansnarker

deadpansnarker #6 · March 1st · 4 · ·

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On Earth using the formula I looked up, it actually takes 27 days for the Moon and 365 days for the sun. But in any case, this isn’t Earth we’re talking about here, which gives me plenty of leeway.

The Dragon Warlock

The Dragon Warlock #7 · March 1st · 3 · ·

Ember likes Spike being dominant in Monopoly? I bet her, Rarity, and Starlight will like it when he's dominant in another way. Heheheh.

deadpansnarker

deadpansnarker #8 · March 1st · 3 · ·

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MonopoNy, yes.

doomie-22

doomie-22 #9 · March 1st · · ·

11838451 Mine was based on hours, not days.

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Thanks for the fanfic idea, mate.

deadpansnarker

deadpansnarker #10 · March 1st · 2 · ·

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Fair enough. I’ll stick with days, and leave it at that.

And I’d frankly be AMAZED if that fic idea hasn’t be done before… someone must’ve thought about it surely. Bit out of my comfort zone though, writing MLP erotica.

Good luck with anyone who decides to give it a go, though.

Scyphi

Scyphi #11 · March 2nd · 2 · ·

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Are we talking orbits or rotations here? Because indeed, the sun does indeed rotate faster than the Moon, but, at least in the real world, the Sun technically doesn't "orbit" at all, as everything else is orbiting it.

Unless we're looking at it from the galactic scale, in which case the sun (and the rest of the solar system anchored to it) orbit around the center of the galaxy, but as it takes, oh, several millions of years just to complete one galactic orbit, I can't exactly call that faster than the moon.

Electrix