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"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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Twilight Sparkle: "Pinkie Pie, could you please stop trying to eat me?"

This story is pretty wholesome and suitable for everyone, despite the potentially contentious subject matter. Bon Appetit!

Feat 29-30 March. Pretty good.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 11 )

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Dunno. Just had breakfast, so not that much. :unsuresweetie:

“Very. And where, if I dare enquire, is its inseparable twin the pepper pot?”

Twilight’s speech is weirdly formal, but is that part of the comedy?

“Well for one thing… you can stop breaking into my castle every night to watch me sleep…”

Hmm...

“Ooh, I do… I do ! Let me just check my ears: yep, no wax there… just a bit of peanut brittle from the conclusion of last night’s thrilling How-Much-Candy-Can-You-Squeeze-Into-Every-Orifice-Of-Your-Body contest. Spoiler: I won ! And first prize was… a year’s supply of candy! D’ya want some?”

:pinkiesick:

“What, you mean apart from insisting that I sit directly in line with the blazing sun, randomly sprinkling herbs and spices on me every chance she gets, and drooling at the mouth whenever she looks in my direction? No, not really.”

I am so glad the sex tag is missing.

“Applejack, a word if you may?”

We’ll definitely be needing a serious... powwow...


Glad to see that Pinkie wasn’t the one with the problem here, mostly.

This gets a CRACK! rating for obvious reasons.

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Twilight’s speech is weirdly formal, but is that part of the comedy?

Yes.

Hmm...

You're thinking too much.

:pinkiesick:

I prefer :pinkiegasp:

I am so glad the sex tag is missing.

It's not THAT she's 'hungry' for.

We’ll definitely be needing a serious... powwow...

What happens next is up to the reader. Enjoy!

Glad to see that Pinkie wasn’t the one with the problem here, mostly.

This gets a CRACK! rating for obvious reasons.

Glad it inspired a reaction in you, whether good or bad. Nothing is worse than being dull.

Thanks for reading! :pinkiehappy:

Well, that was definitely something. That just happened. Nopony can deny that.

My thoughts, exactly. That was certainly something that happened. I always love a good "Pinkie being weird" story. This isn't as weird as Pinkie is Dead, but it's up there.

Congratulations on being Featured.:pinkiehappy:

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You could've just said 'This isn't isn't as weird as :pinkiehappy: ' and stopped there.

And how dare you post your comment without recognising the subtle undertones of rejection, isolationism and voyeurism emellished throughout the work. Go back and re-read immediately, and have your report on my desk before the hour. :twilightangry2:


Just kidding of course. It's an honour to be alongside such luminaries such as 'Rainbow Dash Vs Chair' and 'Pop Goes The Bunny'. Here, have a follow... oops sorry I can't, not since my last injunction. Drat drat and indeed double drat. :fluttershysad:

Silly Pinkie. Everypony knows Dashie is the most delicious. :rainbowhuh:

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Taste the Rainbow! Lol.

11864417 Dashie is delicious in.... CUPCAKES!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! :pinkiecrazy: (Yes, Alondro will NEVER let that go... EVARRRRRRR!!!)

“Thought so. Well, no point in putting it off any longer. As soon as I wipe this parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme off my back, I’ll go over there and talk to her. I mean, surely one of us can get through to her, before we have to sign the commitment papers.”

Remember me to one who lives there
She once was a true love of mine

Good silly story.

friendshipping

Hey i thought that's cadance's job

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