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King of Madness


If I eat myself, will I disappear or grow twice my size? - Ouroboros

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Pinkie Pie is dead. Now, everypony, including Pinkie, must figure out who killed her.

Parody of Heavy is Dead.


Reading here.
And here.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 45 )

"Well, that was stupid."

Yes. Yes it was.

"You are dead, not big surprise." - Heavy, TF2.

PINKIE IS DEAD!

Eh, what can you do?

Dunno what just happened, but I like it. Thumbs up!

Rarity threw her mane back and returned to her hooves. "Your right. Now, is the time to be silly."

I know the point of this story is random and weird, so maybe she did mean to say it that way, but given the little context we have, is this supposed to be Now is NOT the time to be silly?

D-F

"Huh?" Fluttershy started. "Oh, I was wanting to borrow some lotion. I was dealing with some bees and... you know."

thought this was a birds and the bees joke for a second

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Pinkie is Dead?! :pinkiegasp:

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It happens sometimes.

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Glad you liked it. :twilightsmile:

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Ah yes, my bad. And I guarantee, that's not the only spelling error.

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What makes you so sure it isn't? :duck:

Username checks out. (Also you aren't the first one on this site to ponify that video)

*sees title* Hey someone Get me the strongest cider you have
gonna need it

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Circle of life, circle of death.

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And this isn't the first time you've told me my username checks out. We all need some Madness at times and I'm here to provide. :derpytongue2:

"Correct, and we were hoping you could help us figure out what happened." Rarity explained.

CMON YOU SHOULD HAVE PLAYED THE MUSIC!

Meanwhile, Spike sat back and took up Twilight's abandoned game. "Well, that was stupid."

Off to GO DO SOMETHING
WATCH AND LEA--

Eyyy, glad to know I'm not the only one who thought of this idea :D

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Mad minds think alike, I suppose.

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Mad minds do, indeed, think alike.

"Gun." Spike handed Twilight a gun.

"Gun!" Twilight said in triumph.

gun

That was retarded.
...exactly what I needed.

Thank you. 👌

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All in a day's work. (Well, in this case, an hour's work) :rainbowdetermined2:

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I can only imagine the cut-off happening because he pushes a button that opens a trapdoor under him, or something like that.

I never thought this video would be a proper reference, but...

Recorded reading this aloud for the audio version. Hope I do it justice and get it close to the referenced video.
Shame 15.AI is still dead.
15.AI is DEAD?
Yes.
Anyway, would have suited this well.

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theres always haysay.ai

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Oooo, I didn't know about that. Thank you very much, I might be able to resume another youtube project, I had to abandon when 15.Ai died.

"Pinkie's dead?" :pinkiegasp:
"That's what I said."

I was really hoping this reference would appear. :pinkiesmile:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esIQyaGEUFU

:duck: "Precious Scales get me down"
:moustache: "But I didn't knock you up"
:pinkiehappy: "Now's your chance Spike!"
:ajsmug: "Well what do ya know, I was right"
:rainbowhuh: "Thanks for the blast"
:pinkiegasp: "Have another!"
:fluttershysad: Oh look Spike & Rarity look like busy Bunnies...
:ajbemused: Really after I had a shot at you...
:facehoof: I'm too young to be a , a , a Grand mother?
:unsuresweetie: I'm too young to be an aunt
:trollestia: Tough, I'm too old to herd cats, Let alone My Little Ponies
:moustache::raritywink: Always a happy ending
:derpytongue2:

Meanwhile, Spike sat back and took up Twilight's abandoned game. "Well, that was stupid."

What more is there to say?

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And we love it anyway.
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:facehoof:.
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Nothing at all.

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read!

yes this is stupid

bro...

I can hear this fic in my head...

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Why, thank you. :)

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That's the best when reading stories.

THE PINKIE IS DEAD!!!

This is the dumbest thing I have ever read.. yet it's hillarius ..ly stupid. :rainbowlaugh:

Seems awful spry for a dead fellapony.

Comment posted by Doctor NOOOOOOOO deleted February 27th
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