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I might as well be the only Anti-Brony here. Anyway, I also like Star Wars :P. P.S. Tari is best Duck Nerd

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I'm just some salty anti-brony spamming dis place with either some Star Wars memes, or actual content that I make. And remember, if you want to be my friend; DON'T! Or just Private Message me. That usually gets my attention. I don't care.

My Smol Bean Team characters

Real/Full Name: Firefly Anakin Ghostbuster

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Human/Pony Hybrid

Skin Color: White

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Emerald Green

Personality: Innocent, Kind, Unpredictable

Known Articles of Clothing: blue T-Shirt, dark grey gym shorts, black sneakers, tan Jedi Robe (optional)

Abilities: Force Sensitivity, can communicate with Animals

Weapons: Yellow Lightsaber

Affiliation: New Jedi Order, Smol Bean Team

Description: A young innocent soul full of life, Firefly has a big legacy to uphold as the son of SF_Ghostbuster, the Grandmaster of the New Jedi Order, as well as the son of the Element of Kindness, Fluttershy Skywalker. As a young baby, Firefly was kidnapped by a Dark Side Cult but was rescued shortly after. Little did the small family know that the Dark Side Cult had a bigger plan in mind than just kidnapping. But whatever that cult schemed, Firefly will train his hardest to become the best hero he can be if he is to help others in dire need. He has a crush on Cassie Topaz, who has likewise feelings for him.

Real/Full Name: Cassandra Elyse Topaz

Age: 12

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Bisexual

Species: Gem

Skin Color: Coffee

Hair Color: Maroon

Eye Color: Green

Personality: Excitable, Cunning, Lovesick

Known Articles of Clothing: common glasses, white T-shirt, maroon gym shorts, black flats, cross necklace

Abilities: Common Gem abilities (shapeshifting, regeneration inside her gem), Can swim through ink

Weapons: Splattershot Jr.

Affiliation: Crystal Gems, Meggy Spletzer's Team, Smol Bean Team (Team Leader)

Description: Cassie Topaz did not get the best start at life, as she was born to ex-villain Peacock Topaz, who was known for her NSFW methods. As such, she was bullied at school by the other girls for her potential to become a pervert, a villain, and because "her aroma lacked a certain appeal" (I know that's from Lion King, but it fits the point). Aside from being a Crystal Gem, Cassie spends her time in Inkopolis, where she trains for Turf Wars with Meggy Spletzer, which inadvertently made her a force to be reckoned with nonetheless.

Real/Full Name: Charlie Terius

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Changeling/Mirilian Hybrid

Skin Color: Dark Green (Mirilian Form), Black (Changeling)

Hair Color: Black and Cyan (Mirilian Form), Insect Mane (Changeling)

Eye Color: Cyan

Personality: Handy, Fast Thinker, Curious

Known Articles of Clothing: Light Green/Cyan Pilot Suit (Mirilian Form)

Abilities: Shapeshifting, Hypnosis, Magic (Changeling Form), Flight (Changeling Form)

Weapons: DL-44 Blaster Pistol

Affiliation: Smol Bean Team

Description: Born to a Changeling Runaway and a Rebel Spy, Chuck Terius was always curious about his parent's past as her mother entered a comatose state during the Battle of Jakku, ending the war between the Empire and Rebellion. Chuck barely gets any answers though as his father, Garlen Terius does not want to relive the horrors of losing his wife. They do get along, however, as Garlen has been teaching Chuck Terius how to fly his old modified YT-1300 freighter, the Heaven's Cocoon. Despite his young age, Chuck learned quickly and became a formidable pilot for his friends.

Real/Full Name: Unknown

Age: 13

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Human

Skin Color: White

Hair Color: Blonde with Red Dye (due to change)

Eye Color: Sith Eyes

Personality: Strong-Willed, Loyal, Calm, and Collected

Known Articles of Clothing: Dark grey, maroon, and navy blue Sith Robes (due to change)

Abilities: Force Sensitivity, Sith Lightning

Weapons: Red Saberstaff (due to change)

Affiliation: New Sith Order, Smol Bean Team

Description: Born in Russia, Lolei was raised in an orphanage until the age of 5, when a Dark Side cultist tried to take her in as his apprentice. Lolei was saved, however, by the Sith Lord Dark Ghostbuster, or "Dark Side" for short. Dark Side decided to take Lolei as more than his new apprentice but as his daughter. Lolei was taught in the ways of the Sith, but in a way that she would be able to work with the Jedi instead of against them. It will only be a matter of time before she becomes one of, if not the first Sith Hero.

Real/Full Name: Lightning Bug

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Heterosexual

Species: Dark Side (a sort of evil clone, if you will)

Skin Color: Pale

Hair Color: Black

Eye Color: Red

Personality: Cruel, Psychotic, Arrogant, and Immature

Known Articles of Clothing: Dark Grey and Red Jumpsuit

Abilities: Force Sensitivity, Red Force Lightning, control over the Infinity Stones

Weapons: Quixoni Crystal Lightsaber, Clawed Gloves, Infinity Gauntlet

Affiliation: Infinite Empire (Emperor)

Description: As a young baby, Firefly was kidnapped by a Dark Side cult that wished to perform a dark spell of sorts on the child. Baby Firefly was rescued by his parents, but not before the spell was complete, creating Lightning Bug. Since then, Lightning Bug trained in the ways of the Dark Side under the Twentieth Brother, a surviving Imperial Inquisitor. Once Lightning Bug was old enough, the leadership of the cult was passed on down to him, and Lightning Bug reformed it into an Empire with the goal of collecting the Infinity Stones to destroy not necessarily the Jedi, but the Light Side of the Force as a whole, so that the Dark Side is all that remained. And it will only get worse from there.

My group

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thanks for the fav

TRICK OR TREAT :rainbowkiss:

Thanks for reading Rainbow Dash is... Average? I hope you can check out some of my other great stories!


As I said, alot is in how you interact with the community, so agian, thanks! People don't usually respond well to being called bullies or toxic, it makes things worse. I find if you treat people with respect, 19 out of 20 times you get respect back and then some. Thats kind of the point of the community.

I gotta be honest, I was expecting to be downvoted and laughed at for simply being an Anti-Brony, and yet this is surprisingly one of the most accepting communities I have ever seen and interacted with.

I might as well be the only Anti-Brony here.

Hmm... and yet, you DON'T have every single story down voted to hell and angry comments constantly posted everywhere you go like DakariKingMykan. I tried to tell him it wasn't his stories, but how he was talking to people and his authors notes... but he blocked me. I think he knows, I think he's doing it on purpose. Anyway, thanks for being a cool person, may the force be with you.

Thank you. And right back at ya there.

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