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deadpansnarker


Not your average writer. A frisson above average, in fact.

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Twilight gathers all her friends together for a private meeting to ask them if they've noticed any changes in Spike's behaviour. And as each one starts to share their story, a worrying pattern begins to emerge...

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The day he is supposed to be getting married, a man wakes up to find himself in Equestria as Sweetie Drops... who is of course already hitched to Lyra Heartstrings.

And no, he doesn't consider any of this to be very 'sweet'.

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Twilight wakes up the day after her coronation not in the palace as she expects, but in a far more constrictive environment. In trying to figure out how she got there, what happened and why everyone treats her different now, she may well go insane....

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Twilight summons all her friends urgently for a date at the Castle Of Friendship. They come straight away of course, but the predicament they face... well...

Featured from 27/2/25 to 1/3/25. Quite ironic, when you think about it.

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For a while now, Twilight has been hiding the symptoms of a devastating disorder, which only Spike knows the true extent of. Just recently though, things have been getting much worse, and it's only a matter of time until...

A four part story.

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On a typically quiet day at Sweet Apple Acres, Big Mac tells Applejack he's thinking of having a vasectomy. This causes no friction between the pair at all, of course.

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After falling foul of Twilight's machinations in their last encounter, Spoiled Rich concocts what some may regard as a drastic plan to set things right. Dare you read on? I think you do.

A direct sequel to "I Wish To Register... A COMPLAINT!!" . Probably a good idea to read that first. Hey, just a suggestion.

Featured from 5-7 June 2024. Not as hard as it used to be, but proud nonetheless. ^^

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Simply put: Filthy Rich hears about his wife Spoiled Rich's outrageous behaviour during the events of Crusaders Of The Lost Mark, and goes to confront her about it. Expect fireworks. And a broken glass or two, if you listen hard enough.

Dialogue only, as befits an entry for The Dialogue Only Contest . The clue's in the name. Enjoy!

Featured from from May 30th to June 1st 2024. Guess people like domestic bliss...

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The Legion Of Doom are finally free from the stultifying confines of their stone prison! There's just one thing stopping them from resuming their terrifying campaign of terror though, and it's a pretty major one...

Featured from 25-27 May '24. Zinger.

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When Twilight has returned from limbo as an Alicorn, Celestia also underwent a big change. This one was not quite so... expected, though.

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