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deadpansnarker


Also known as ‘Snarky’, ‘The Snarkster’ and ‘Hey, You!’

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Applejack and Apple Bloom desperately want to get back to the farmhouse, but Winona won't be budged where she lays. What reason could this normally obedient dog have to be so... disobedient?

The answer may surprise you. Or not, if you've skipped to the end already. Talk about impatient.

Featured! Thanks to everyone who read it. :scootangel:

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A newly-reformed Diamond Tiara reflects on her fresh outlook after the events of 'Crusaders Of The Lost Mark', and makes some big decisions about her future. Written to commemorate the fifth anniversary of my favourite episode.

This was a true labour of love I had to mark the occasion with. Enjoy.

Picture credit goes to sergeant16bit at Deviant Art

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Cozy Glow's mother and father return from a long trip just before Twilight's coronation, and are understandably unhappy at being parents to a statue. Where have they been all this time, though? And how did their daughter turn out the way she did?

A complete redo of a fic I briefly started before deleting, this time featuring extra character development, a more coherent plot and less irritating narration. I hope this is a marked improvement on the original, because I really like this idea and want to explore it more.

Featured from 6/9/20 to 8/9/20

Picture credit MelSpyRose on Deviant Art

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The power exchange between Twilight and the sisters is about to be completed. Then, thanks to an ancient proclamation, things hit a snag. How will Twilight feel about this intrusion on her non-existent love life?

Chances are, not very good.

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This story is a sequel to Celestia's Bad Hair Day


After putting up with Celestia's nonsense earlier, Twilight hopes to relax and unwind in the palace bath alone. Not if Luna has anything to say about it, she won't. The day is about to get even more messed up.....

Set during season 6.

This fic is a direct sequel to Celestia's Bad Hair Day and I highly recommend you read that first. Or, you know, this story might not make a lick of sense.

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In an alternative universe, Spike's transformation went a little... differently. One where there were less princesses and singing, and a big heaping dollop of sarcasm.

Strictly for laughs, don't take it too seriously. Unless you want to.

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Well, it's pretty self-explanatory. And if she doesn't know what's going on, imagine how you'll feel.

You might not need to know the basics of the game to enjoy this, but it certainly couldn't hurt.

This won't qualify for the Cozy Glow contest, due to length, but whatever. I still had a heap of fun writing it.

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This story is a sequel to A Diamond's Glow


You know Cozy Glow. Irredeemable villainess, insane filly, terrible hair. If all those things are true though, why has a certain reformed tiaraed bully suddenly made it her life's mission to help the petrified pest?

Or even, will Twilight let her try?

Well, there's no harm in asking... right?

You don't have to read the previous one-shot to enjoy this fic, but it might provide some additional context for the story.

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Twilight wakes up the day after her coronation, ready to rule. But uh... why is she in the Dragon Lands? Why is everyone calling her 'Ember'? And what's this about a year-long war between dragons and ponies...?

Finally, who is the other Twilight Sparkle now? Questions, questions, but no answers. Not at the moment, anyway...

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When Twilight gets an advance preview of what she'll look like a few years after ascending the throne, she is not impressed. Can a certain special (soon to be not so) little guy help her see the future might not all be that bad, after all?

Let's find out, shall we?

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