• Member Since 3rd Aug, 2014
  • offline last seen 18 minutes ago

deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

E

On the eve of being frozen in stone like her co-conspiritors in evil Tirek and Chrysalis, Cozy Glow gets an unexpected guest from her recent past who wants to plead her case. What follows is... surprising to say the least.

Chapters (1)
E

Now at that 'tricky' age of nine, a moody Flurry Heart is left with her aunt Twilight for the afternoon while Shining Armour goes off to take care of... something. Their time together is more eventful than either one expects...

Picture credit to Aleximus Prime on DeviantArt

So I heard there was some kind of Shining Armour Is A Terrible Father Contest on, and I wanted in.

Let's see how we do!

Chapters (1)
T

Spike gets two special guests one sunny afternoon at The Castle Of Friendship, and soon Twilight's attention is taken by some very strange noises coming from his room. What could be going on in there?

Chapters (1)
E

A week after she moves in, a guilty Twilight tells Starlight there are no funds in the bank so she'll have to pay rent... or she's out. What does the newly-reformed unicorn do? Start her own delivery service across time and space itself. As you do.

Why did you even have to ask? And what could possibly go wrong?

I think we all know the answer to that...

Congratulations to ZanyZapper who was the obvious winner when I set up a contest on this blog to see who could come up the best idea for a one shot.

Only problem is, now it's a two-shot. Or a three-shot. Or a...

Look, let's just play it by ear, shall we?

Chapters (1)
T

My Little Pony is a pretty old show, fourteen years old to be precise. So it's natural some things from back then haven't stood the test of time. On an unrelated issue, Twilight gets a visitor who sets her straight on a few things...

Chapters (1)
E

In an most unexpected turn of events, the Queen has woken up this morning to discover an alicorn in her bed. Just what is the meaning of this?

Chapters (1)
T

Somepony is OBSESSED with the new Equestria ruler Princess Twilight Sparkle, and it's not a very healthy attraction to say the least. Let's join this somewhat disturbed individual as they plot their conquest of her, and see what happens next...

This fic is an evil twin of I Love Princess Twilight Sparkle but both can be read independently of each other.

Chapters (1)
E

Everyone loves Twilight Sparkle. This pony more than most though, and he is determined to tell her to her face. What is the identity of this mysterious crush, though? And will he succeed in his romantic rendezvous?

Chapters (1)
E

A bearded man who you and I know very well spirits Twilight and some of her friends over to Earth to help out with something called 'Christmas Eve'. It would've been nice if he'd properly asked her permission first, but we can't have everything.

A DS Christmas/Hearth's Warming special, without the annoying toy commercials (hurray!) or the mugs of steaming hot chocolate (bbboooo!).

Have a good one!

Chapters (1)
E

The day after her coronation in Canterlot, Twilight wakes up to discover everyone has just... vanished. Finding out what happened to them may be the most difficult thing she's ever done...

A mystery AND a comedy. Don't I spoil you?

Picture credit to kitzu99 on tumblr.

Featured from 14/12/23 to 18/12/23. Nice.

Chapters (1)