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deadpansnarker


I don't know why I go to extremes.

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This story is a sequel to Twilight Sparkle vs Ponyville


It's just a normal, typical day... aside from Twilight flying into space to destroy Equestria. No biggie.

A sequel to Twilight Sparkle vs Ponyville . Best to read that one first, basically. Or you may get slightly lost.

Picture credit LeraJack on DeviantArt.

Featured from 23-24 Jan 2019.

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Princess Twilight Sparkle wakes up early one morning, stretches, then decides to destroy Ponyville. As you do.

Featured from Jan 12- Jan 15 '19. Mucho Gracias!

The sequel is Twilight Sparkle vs Equestria

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Sick of unsatisfying mushy fruit every single darn day, Apple Bloom wakes up feeling like trying something new. Everypony, especially a certain filly, better watch out.

Please excuse the blatant OOC-ness from everypony involved. This fic is a mere fever dream. Now do carry on.

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Fluttershy and Angel Bunny are saved from certain death by an unknown force, but it's identity might not be so unfamiliar after all. Especially to Angel, to whom it offers some sage advice...

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Spoiled Rich wakes up early one merry Hearth's Warming Eve. Later, she goes to bed. SPOILER ALERT: She learns absolutely nothing about 'redemption' or 'the true meaning of the holidays'.


This story is not connected with anything else I wrote, it is purely a Christmas one-shot to thank all my followers for sticking with me this far. So... thanks guys!

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After Filthy's divorce to Spoiled finally came through, the poor mare is left penniless and friendless in a seedy motel room. On Hearth's Warming Eve, too. But then, she gets a surprise... a sequel to two other fics.

And here are the links to them: Filthy Rich Gets Divorced! (Almost) and Filthy Rich IS Divorced! . Read these first please (in that order). I would.

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Pinkie invites all of her friends to Sugarcube Corner for a special celebration before Hearth's Warming. Great! Then, they find out she's going to be serving a turkey. Not so great.

Does this even make any kind of sense? Probably not. But it's Pinkie, so I guess anything goes.

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After an unfortunate accident, a bedbound Spike is enjoying the experience of being pampered so much it's almost like he doesn't want to get better. Perhaps what he needs is a little persuasion, curtesy of an unlikely source...

Hopefully, for Twilight's sake, sooner rather than later.

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A Cozy Glow-hating brony is fooled by the nefarious filly herself into switching bodies, now he's the one locked in Tartarus while she's causing havoc in his world. Uh-oh. Also, nopony believes him... because he's Cozy Glow. Makes perfect sense.

Get ready for a wild, weird ride.

Featured from 9/11/18 to 12/11/18

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Yona and Starlight Glimmer. The two greatest snorers in Ponyville history. The big question is though: who's the loudest? Well, thanks to the machinations of a meddlesome magician called Trixie, we're about to find out.

Earmuffs at the ready..

Featured 27/9/18 to 28/9/18.

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