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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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During the events of Magical Mystery Cure, Twilight casts the spell with her friends which will inevitably turn her into an alicorn and start her ascension into Princess-hood. But then, something goes very wrong indeed....

Featured from 26/7/23 to 28/7/23. Oh yes.

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A few days after the events of 'Crusaders Of The Lost Mark', an apoplectic Spoiled Rich goes to Twilight to shout at her. A lot. This should be interesting... let's eavesdrop, shall we?

Featured from 21/7/23 to 25/7/23. FACTS.

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Diamond Tiara's had her go (four of them, in fact) now it's Apple Bloom's turn to deliver some earth-shattering news. How will DT handle it, now the horseshoe is on the other hoof? We shall see.

Can be enjoyed as a standalone story I guess, but this is basically a sequel to too many stories to mention... but because I have no life to speak of, here they are in chronological order: Diamond Tiara's Shock Announcement, Diamond Tiara's Second Shock Announcement, Diamond Tiara's Third Shock Announcement and (you'll never guess)
Diamond Tiara's Fourth Shock Announcement.

Enjoy my life's work, and be fulfilled.

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Twilight Sparkle is asked by Celestia to perform the most unusual of tasks. She must write 1000 words about... something. Sounds easy, doesn't it? Well... when you're a word-class neurotic egghead procrastinator, things might not be that simple.

Written for a... contest on this site. I can't quite remember which one, though. Could someone please remind me?

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Realising the rest of her friends are selfishly aging without her, Twilight takes special measures to make sure this never happens again.

Written for the 1000 words contest. I don't really have much else to say, just... 'enjoy'.

And here's a reading by a movie fan by the name of Zachary for those who can't be bothered to take on the gargantuan task of physically reading a thousand words. I feel your pain. :fluttershbad: Linkie

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Twilight Sparkle wakes up one day in an unfamiliar rustic environment, alongside her friends. Why won't any of her powers work? What's all this talk about a 'horse race'? And will anypony do anything about that awful smell?!

Another entry for the Thousand Words Contest. You know I love it!

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Ponyville Hospital is about to get a very important visitor. Why is she there, though? The full harrowing details are about to be revealed... Set just after Twilight's Kingdom.

Written for the Thousand Words Competition. After MANY edits, and LOTS of bellyaching... I finally got there in the end. :moustache:

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Set during... I dunno, the hiatus between S5 and S6, this story is all about Spike going missing and a desperate Twilight trying to find him. Starlight turns up for some reason. Not as exciting as it sounds, but hopefully funnier.

This story was originally written for the Thousand Words Contest II but because I can't edit for toffee, it doesn't qualify. Oh well, next time there's a less than 1331 words competition I'll sure to romp home!! :pinkiehappy:

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The day after Twilight's inauguration, she doesn't wake up in Canterlot castle... but in a cage. On Earth. And the rest of her friends aren't much better off either. But can they find each other again, and figure out what the Celestia is going on?

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A cynical brony watched the new G5 movie and shockingly hates it, especially the main protagonist. But next thing he knows, he finds himself inside the film himself, right at the start. As guess which despised character? The clue's in the title...

Will he stick with the script? Or bend the rules a bit? Or, a lot? His choices could have far-reaching ramifications for everypony, but does he even care? And where even is his butt?!

The answers to these questions (well, most of them anyway) will soon be answered.

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