Twilight Sparkle is asked by Celestia to perform the most unusual of tasks. She must write 1000 words about... something. Sounds easy, doesn't it? Well... when you're a word-class neurotic egghead procrastinator, things might not be that simple.
Written for a... contest on this site. I can't quite remember which one, though. Could someone please remind me?
. Take your Twilight damned upvote and fav.
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She's just too easy to write for. Apart from when you only have 1000 words to do it...
You got me here...
The soothing melody of a hyperventilating unicorn, about to suffocate to death from all the overwhelming pressure she’s under…
Too funny.
Great fic.
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Quite the sentence, huh? You should've see the follow-on I needed to edit for... well, you know why.
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That's why the contest is so dumb. Most of the stories in it deserve a proper story. Not a 1,000 words.
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That might be true in some cases, but this story was MADE for 1000 words. So, I am not complaining.
Hah, I love this, writing a story for the thousand-word contest that's about Twilight writing a thousand-word story. Great job here, I really hope you at least get an honorable mention for you're self-aware, and outside-the-box take on the contest.
The best part of this?
You actually made a story about Twilight being Twilight, and in 1000 words. My horn's off to you for that.
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Seems like it's not all that popular (at least, compared to my other one-shots) but never mind.
It was a lot of fun to write, and even if the premise didn't grab people, I appreciate the ones that read it & commented.
I can sympathize with Twilight here, over the past few days I've been waffling and procrastinating and massively overthinking a fanfic idea based on an image I saw on DeviantArt.
I just slept on it. The "essay"
deadpansnarker,
This was pretty good. It definitely got a chuckle out of me. Great job, friend!
Poor Twi. Overthinking to the last. n_n