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deadpansnarker


Writing's a tough job, but someone's gotta do it.

May
28th
2019

I shamefully neglected my 'Diamond Tiara Gets Reformed' group for long enough... · 1:03am May 28th

...So I'm adding a whole bunch of stories to it, starting from now. I'm also going to try and look at more DT stories, now hopefully I have more time to write AND read. Thank you everyone, you may now return to your menial lives. P.S here's a link :duck:

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May
13th
2019

614 followers doods · 9:37pm May 13th

Thanks for stalking me in a healthy manner, and hope you enjoy the one-shots/ chapter updates/ ice cream parties to come... :pinkiehappy:

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May
3rd
2019

It feels good... · 5:46pm May 3rd

To be writing again. :raritystarry:

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Feb
18th
2019

You may have noticed I haven't been too active of late... · 9:39pm February 18th

Well, that's all set to change.

I present to you, my brand new methodology of writing.

Basically, it boils down to this: I'm only going to update one story at a time, until it's completed.

This should cancel out the white noise in my head, and enable me to keep my focus on the convoluted plot of the fic I'm doing.

For far too long I've been attempting to juggle too many stories at once, and either neglecting some or allowing my inattention to affect the quality of others.

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Jan
15th
2019

Holy moly · 11:05am January 15th

Thanks for everyone who supported Twilight Sparkle vs Ponyville to turn it into such a big success and hello to my new followers. Hope I meet with your expectations...! :scootangel:

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Jan
5th
2019

My 100th Story! · 4:08pm January 5th

And here is it: Fluttershy, Angel And The Mysterious Voice



:yay: Well in truth, I did delete a few due to negative reaction (and also because they weren't very good) :ajsleepy: but still, thanks for making this site a great place to come and flex my writing muscles for the last four and a bit years. And, I have no intention of stopping just yet... :pinkiehappy:

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Nov
12th
2018

THANK YOU EVERYONE!! · 1:45am Nov 12th, 2018

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Oct
28th
2018

Just watched MLP Best Gift Ever Christmas Special In October(!) · 12:34pm Oct 28th, 2018

It was very good... see if it you get the chance. :raritystarry:

I don't want to spoil anything... bbuutt...

Derpy finally speaks again!

Starlight is absent for large portions though (at least she has Trixie)

The songs are pretty cool (see above)

The Crusaders are in it for a bit, but where are the rest of Cheerilee's class?

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Aug
21st
2018

Welp, I finally did it. 500 real, bona fide, non-bot subscribers. · 9:00pm Aug 21st, 2018

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Aug
4th
2018

Guys I have officially made it... · 8:50pm Aug 4th, 2018

Someone has recorded an audio version of Trixie Lulamoon vs Maud Pie, and I didn't even have to ask, threaten or bribe them! Here's the Link for anyone who's interested. Now I'm off to put on my shades and buy a ridiculously small canine that I can carry everywhere in a Gucci holdall. Ciao! :twistnerd:

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