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deadpansnarker


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Sep
24th
2021

Just watched the movie... (SPOILERS) · 8:26pm Sep 24th, 2021

And it was better than I thought it was gonna be. :moustache:

The characters had distinct and interesting personalities, the jokes were mostly good and even the songs were catchy ear worms. :pinkiegasp:

I look forward to seeing where they'll take G.5 next! And plans for a whole series yet? :trixieshiftleft:

Couple of issues with the ending, though:

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Sep
4th
2021

Alright, NOW I'm Pissed. · 9:18am Sep 4th, 2021

It's takes a lot to get me angry, believe me.

Even mildly hot under the collar ain't my kinda shtick.

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Aug
16th
2021

Hi there! Just a couple of quickies (Most MLP Gen 5 related) · 5:16pm Aug 16th, 2021

So, this 'MLP A New Generation' is a thing, huh? And the movie is being released to stream on Netflix next month?

Let's take a look at the main cast, shall we?

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Aug
3rd
2021

It's been seven years since I joined fanfiction... · 7:36pm Aug 3rd, 2021

Nah, this isn't one of those blog posts where I blurt at the top of my lungs 'I LOVE YOU GUYS!!' :derpytongue2:

That ain't my style, and besides I am English don't you know. We're all masters of restraint. :ajsmug:

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May
2nd
2021

I'm back... · 8:19am May 2nd, 2021

And hopefully will be updating more often now. Well, one story at a time, instead of lots at once... but it's a start, right? :twilightsheepish:

Also, quick question... how popular is Fimfiction now? It seems to still be well frequented by the regulars, but what about new members? Asking for a friend... (well, actually for myself. Me? FRIENDS?! Bwhahahah... :rainbowlaugh: :fluttercry:

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Jan
1st
2021

My first fic of the year... · 11:35pm Jan 1st, 2021

Sorry, it's a sad one, rather than the 'hilarious' yarns I'm allegedly known for (and let's face it, we could all use some cheering up right now) but it is what is.

Linkie

Read it, treasure it, hate it, ignore it... the choice, as they say, is yours. (Wait a sec, who says that again?) :twilightoops:

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Dec
24th
2020

Don't worry, I haven't disappeared into the ether... · 6:15pm Dec 24th, 2020

It's just been a rough couple of months, that's all.

And no, I'm going to go into specifics.

If other people want to air their personal problems online, fine.

But I never have and never will 'roll' that way. So... yea.

Anyway, Merry Christmas and all that jazz. I had a good idea for a Christmas themed fic I may start soon, let's see if it still garners attention in January. Ho, ho, ho, indeed.

Plus, other updates will follow. Eventually.

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Jul
19th
2020

After The Last 24 Hours... · 6:32am Jul 19th, 2020

I am so glad I steer clear of drama on this site. And in life in general, in fact. I might have strong opinions on certain topics, but if they're gonna cause unnecessary flames and acrimony, I'm quite happy to keep them to myself. I'll stick to writing, editing and generally being a smart arse if you please.

Anyway, here's a pic of a cat with a typewriter.

Be seeing you! :yay:

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Jun
30th
2020

700 followers WOO HOO... · 8:01pm Jun 30th, 2020

...And to celebrate, I've hit the restart button on 'My Secret Daughter'. Hope everyone that's been waiting for an update enjoys reading it, and have a good day. Lots more to come besides that, so stick around! Please. :pinkiecrazy:

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May
19th
2020

After nearly a year's hiatus from writing... · 7:03am May 19th, 2020

I finally have a new 'thing' out. Go read it.

Or ya know, don't. It's a free country. (Last time I checked, that is) :twilightoops:

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