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deadpansnarker


Also known as ‘Snarky’, ‘The Snarkster’ and ‘Hey, You!’

Jan
1st
2021

My first fic of the year... · 11:35pm January 1st

Sorry, it's a sad one, rather than the 'hilarious' yarns I'm allegedly known for (and let's face it, we could all use some cheering up right now) but it is what is.

Linkie

Read it, treasure it, hate it, ignore it... the choice, as they say, is yours. (Wait a sec, who says that again?) :twilightoops:

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Dec
24th
2020

Don't worry, I haven't disappeared into the ether... · 6:15pm Dec 24th, 2020

It's just been a rough couple of months, that's all.

And no, I'm going to go into specifics.

If other people want to air their personal problems online, fine.

But I never have and never will 'roll' that way. So... yea.

Anyway, Merry Christmas and all that jazz. I had a good idea for a Christmas themed fic I may start soon, let's see if it still garners attention in January. Ho, ho, ho, indeed.

Plus, other updates will follow. Eventually.

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Jul
19th
2020

After The Last 24 Hours... · 6:32am Jul 19th, 2020

I am so glad I steer clear of drama on this site. And in life in general, in fact. I might have strong opinions on certain topics, but if they're gonna cause unnecessary flames and acrimony, I'm quite happy to keep them to myself. I'll stick to writing, editing and generally being a smart arse if you please.

Anyway, here's a pic of a cat with a typewriter.

Be seeing you! :yay:

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Jun
30th
2020

700 followers WOO HOO... · 8:01pm Jun 30th, 2020

...And to celebrate, I've hit the restart button on 'My Secret Daughter'. Hope everyone that's been waiting for an update enjoys reading it, and have a good day. Lots more to come besides that, so stick around! Please. :pinkiecrazy:

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May
19th
2020

After nearly a year's hiatus from writing... · 7:03am May 19th, 2020

I finally have a new 'thing' out. Go read it.

Or ya know, don't. It's a free country. (Last time I checked, that is) :twilightoops:

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Jan
1st
2020

Happy New Year to everyone reading this... · 1:20am Jan 1st, 2020

...And to those that aren't, obv (even though they wouldn't know about it).

2020 is set to be a BIG year. An extra day to tackle, how will we all cope?

Anyway, I'll be loitering with intent 'round these parts, so feel free to drop me a line if you so wish.

Or don't. The decision, as they say, is yours. :trollestia:

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Sep
23rd
2019

I'm back from a two week break... · 10:24pm Sep 23rd, 2019

Don't all of you celebrate at once. :moustache:

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Jul
23rd
2019

Happy Birthday To Meeee · 5:53pm Jul 23rd, 2019

I start writing again tomorrow :yay:

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Jul
18th
2019

This show has just finished it's first season... · 6:43pm Jul 18th, 2019

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May
28th
2019

I shamefully neglected my 'Diamond Tiara Gets Reformed' group for long enough... · 1:03am May 28th, 2019

...So I'm adding a whole bunch of stories to it, starting from now. I'm also going to try and look at more DT stories, now hopefully I have more time to write AND read. Thank you everyone, you may now return to your menial lives. P.S here's a link :duck:

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