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deadpansnarker


“I Have Nothing To Declare But My Genius.”

May
19th
2020

After nearly a year's hiatus from writing... · 7:03am May 19th, 2020

I finally have a new 'thing' out. Go read it.

Or ya know, don't. It's a free country. (Last time I checked, that is) :twilightoops:

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Jan
1st
2020

Happy New Year to everyone reading this... · 1:20am Jan 1st, 2020

...And to those that aren't, obv (even though they wouldn't know about it).

2020 is set to be a BIG year. An extra day to tackle, how will we all cope?

Anyway, I'll be loitering with intent 'round these parts, so feel free to drop me a line if you so wish.

Or don't. The decision, as they say, is yours. :trollestia:

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Sep
23rd
2019

I'm back from a two week break... · 10:24pm Sep 23rd, 2019

Don't all of you celebrate at once. :moustache:

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Jul
23rd
2019

Happy Birthday To Meeee · 5:53pm Jul 23rd, 2019

I start writing again tomorrow :yay:

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Jul
18th
2019

This show has just finished it's first season... · 6:43pm Jul 18th, 2019

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May
28th
2019

I shamefully neglected my 'Diamond Tiara Gets Reformed' group for long enough... · 1:03am May 28th, 2019

...So I'm adding a whole bunch of stories to it, starting from now. I'm also going to try and look at more DT stories, now hopefully I have more time to write AND read. Thank you everyone, you may now return to your menial lives. P.S here's a link :duck:

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May
13th
2019

614 followers doods · 9:37pm May 13th, 2019

Thanks for stalking me in a healthy manner, and hope you enjoy the one-shots/ chapter updates/ ice cream parties to come... :pinkiehappy:

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May
3rd
2019

It feels good... · 5:46pm May 3rd, 2019

To be writing again. :raritystarry:

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Feb
18th
2019

You may have noticed I haven't been too active of late... · 9:39pm Feb 18th, 2019

Well, that's all set to change.

I present to you, my brand new methodology of writing.

Basically, it boils down to this: I'm only going to update one story at a time, until it's completed.

This should cancel out the white noise in my head, and enable me to keep my focus on the convoluted plot of the fic I'm doing.

For far too long I've been attempting to juggle too many stories at once, and either neglecting some or allowing my inattention to affect the quality of others.

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Jan
15th
2019

Holy moly · 11:05am Jan 15th, 2019

Thanks for everyone who supported Twilight Sparkle vs Ponyville to turn it into such a big success and hello to my new followers. Hope I meet with your expectations...! :scootangel:

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