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“I Have Nothing To Declare But My Genius.”

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  • 3 weeks
    Hi, I'm Back! Two Questions...

    1. Are there any new episodes of MLP G5 planned for this year?

    2. Are there any trailers for them? Sorry, I've been out of the loop a bit due to 'external pressures'... :trixieshiftleft:

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  • 35 weeks
    Just watched the movie... (SPOILERS)

    And it was better than I thought it was gonna be. :moustache:

    The characters had distinct and interesting personalities, the jokes were mostly good and even the songs were catchy ear worms. :pinkiegasp:

    I look forward to seeing where they'll take G.5 next! And plans for a whole series yet? :trixieshiftleft:

    Couple of issues with the ending, though:

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  • 37 weeks
    Alright, NOW I'm Pissed.

    It's takes a lot to get me angry, believe me.

    Even mildly hot under the collar ain't my kinda shtick.

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  • 40 weeks
    Hi there! Just a couple of quickies (Most MLP Gen 5 related)

    So, this 'MLP A New Generation' is a thing, huh? And the movie is being released to stream on Netflix next month?

    Let's take a look at the main cast, shall we?

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  • 42 weeks
    It's been seven years since I joined fanfiction...

    Nah, this isn't one of those blog posts where I blurt at the top of my lungs 'I LOVE YOU GUYS!!' :derpytongue2:

    That ain't my style, and besides I am English don't you know. We're all masters of restraint. :ajsmug:

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Sep
24th
2021

Just watched the movie... (SPOILERS) · 8:26pm Sep 24th, 2021

And it was better than I thought it was gonna be. :moustache:

The characters had distinct and interesting personalities, the jokes were mostly good and even the songs were catchy ear worms. :pinkiegasp:

I look forward to seeing where they'll take G.5 next! And plans for a whole series yet? :trixieshiftleft:

Couple of issues with the ending, though:

1. Already making Sunny an alicorn ALREADY seems a bit much. Granted, they were pretty much a stick-on pair of wings and horn, but still.... I guess the merchandising peeps have gotta have their way! :derpytongue2:

2. That Goo Blaster machine seemed pretty lame compared to the EPIC laser blast fights we got in the previous incarnation. Now that the magic has returned, hopefully we'll see more ambitious battles in the future rather than them sanitising it 'for da kids'. :trollestia:

Oh, and my condolences but all pony butt lovers on the lack of said orifice on the new generation of equines. Still, you goy that one line in one of the songs, so it's all good. Right? Right. :pinkiecrazy:

That's about it. Till we meet again... :fluttercry:

MLP WILL NEVER DIE!! :twistnerd:

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Comments ( 18 )

I don't think Sunny is actually an Alicorn at the end. Considering how glowing and translucent the wings and horn are, I think they're just temporary

As for the movie as a whole, as someone who loves the 2017 movie, this one is better in every way, which I wasn't expecting

Just watched it a few hours ago & it was a ton of fun! It really got their hooks on me with the WTF moment in the first few minutes & it never let go till the end! :rainbowlaugh:

Looking forward to see what the regular series will bring when it airs! :raritywink:

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Yep, that's what I said. But if it is temporary, what's the point in giving her these powers, apart from to sell Twilight-type tat? :rainbowderp:

And, agreed. It was better than the other movie, though not by much. I don't think it was 'great' like some other commentators stated, just pretty good. But then again, I'd say the same thing about the first 2 eps of FIM. And we know how that turned out... :raritystarry:

It was an OK movie not the worst I did like the characters the only thing is it just moved way too fast

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What higher purpose is there than selling tat?

This movie stands as an indictment of everything that came before, and lays bare how utterly worthless it was, storytelling-wise, character-wise, in every aspect.

I admit that when I first saw the CGI style I didn’t think I’d like the movie but then I watched it and I was pleasantly surprised, which is to say I loved it! I personally am looking forward to where this goes.

Neat! :pinkiesmile:

8/10 for moi. 😌🥰

Me hubiera gustado que en la película hubieran hecho mención de que le pasó que Ecuestria

Why did you get rid of the story it’s always sunny in equestria

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Did you down mark a lot of my stories? Because someone just did now.

Comment posted by Jack14 deleted Sep 28th, 2021

I don’t understand what you mean why is your story gone it’s always sunny in equestria

Can you please tell me why your story is gone are you going to re-publish it it was really good and I liked it

When is the next chapter coming out please answer me

it’s always sunny in equestria When is the next chapter coming out

Are you even updating are you dead when is the next chapter

Hey fuck face answer me

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