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deadpansnarker


“I Have Nothing To Declare But My Genius.”

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  • 4 weeks
    Hi, I'm Back! Two Questions...

    1. Are there any new episodes of MLP G5 planned for this year?

    2. Are there any trailers for them? Sorry, I've been out of the loop a bit due to 'external pressures'... :trixieshiftleft:

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  • 35 weeks
    Just watched the movie... (SPOILERS)

    And it was better than I thought it was gonna be. :moustache:

    The characters had distinct and interesting personalities, the jokes were mostly good and even the songs were catchy ear worms. :pinkiegasp:

    I look forward to seeing where they'll take G.5 next! And plans for a whole series yet? :trixieshiftleft:

    Couple of issues with the ending, though:

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  • 38 weeks
    Alright, NOW I'm Pissed.

    It's takes a lot to get me angry, believe me.

    Even mildly hot under the collar ain't my kinda shtick.

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    19 comments · 547 views
  • 40 weeks
    Hi there! Just a couple of quickies (Most MLP Gen 5 related)

    So, this 'MLP A New Generation' is a thing, huh? And the movie is being released to stream on Netflix next month?

    Let's take a look at the main cast, shall we?

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    25 comments · 373 views
  • 42 weeks
    It's been seven years since I joined fanfiction...

    Nah, this isn't one of those blog posts where I blurt at the top of my lungs 'I LOVE YOU GUYS!!' :derpytongue2:

    That ain't my style, and besides I am English don't you know. We're all masters of restraint. :ajsmug:

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Jul
19th
2020

After The Last 24 Hours... · 6:32am Jul 19th, 2020

I am so glad I steer clear of drama on this site. And in life in general, in fact. I might have strong opinions on certain topics, but if they're gonna cause unnecessary flames and acrimony, I'm quite happy to keep them to myself. I'll stick to writing, editing and generally being a smart arse if you please.

Anyway, here's a pic of a cat with a typewriter.

Be seeing you! :yay:

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Comments ( 9 )

awww cute cat

I do the same, or try to anyway

Take care, snarker!

I wonder, what kind of stories would a cat write?

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Yes. Yes it is. :heart:


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Good idea. :coolphoto:


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Of what? :raritywink:


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Ones where Tom beats Jerry for a change. :trollestia:

Cats shouldn't be given access to typewriters. They write some of most bizarre stories...stories that will make you question existence.

I have two, and many times I've come home from work, only to find them trying to log on to my computer. They haven't figured out my passwords yet, but I think it's only a matter of time.

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Ikr? I’ve never yet read a good story published by a cat. Any studious felines reading right now, this is your chance to prove me wrong. I am officially throwing down the gauntlet to you... throws down gauntlet see? :duck:

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Yourself, of course!

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I know, hence the :raritywink: Just being a tad facetious. I know it’s so unlike me. :scootangel:

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