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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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  • 10 weeks
    And The Winner Of My One-Shot Prize is... (drum roll please)

    ...None other than ZanyZapper ! I'm sure they'll be deliriously happy... when they finally come back online. :ajsmug:

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    1 comments · 108 views
  • 10 weeks
    Do you want a one-shot written by moi? READ THIS...

    I'm pretty bored right so I've come up with an idea. The next 10 people who already follow me can come up with an idea for a one-shot, and I'll choose the one which I think is the most interesting and write it. I won't tell the winner who it is... they'll only know when their story is published! :pinkiehappy:

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    26 comments · 235 views
  • 19 weeks
    Has anyone else noticed…

    …You can longer see how many people are viewing your story at a time, unless I’m missing something? It’s a shame, it was quite a useful tool to have… :fluttershysad:

    5 comments · 220 views
  • 20 weeks
    I’m curious…

    …What do you like most about writing?

    All you non-authors can just butt out; this question is just for the budding scribes out there to comment under.

    (nah, just kidding, you can hang around and read if you like, after all you’re so good at it :raritywink:

    14 comments · 181 views
  • 35 weeks
    I am SO glad this exists...

    As a environmental message, it's fair-to-middling at best.

    As a story which depicts how they might've handled Diamond Tiara AFTER her redemption, it's positively flawless.

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    2 comments · 252 views
Jul
19th
2020

After The Last 24 Hours... · 6:32am Jul 19th, 2020

I am so glad I steer clear of drama on this site. And in life in general, in fact. I might have strong opinions on certain topics, but if they're gonna cause unnecessary flames and acrimony, I'm quite happy to keep them to myself. I'll stick to writing, editing and generally being a smart arse if you please.

Anyway, here's a pic of a cat with a typewriter.

Be seeing you! :yay:

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Comments ( 9 )

awww cute cat

I do the same, or try to anyway

Take care, snarker!

I wonder, what kind of stories would a cat write?

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Yes. Yes it is. :heart:


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Good idea. :coolphoto:


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Of what? :raritywink:


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Ones where Tom beats Jerry for a change. :trollestia:

Cats shouldn't be given access to typewriters. They write some of most bizarre stories...stories that will make you question existence.

I have two, and many times I've come home from work, only to find them trying to log on to my computer. They haven't figured out my passwords yet, but I think it's only a matter of time.

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Ikr? I’ve never yet read a good story published by a cat. Any studious felines reading right now, this is your chance to prove me wrong. I am officially throwing down the gauntlet to you... throws down gauntlet see? :duck:

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Yourself, of course!

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I know, hence the :raritywink: Just being a tad facetious. I know it’s so unlike me. :scootangel:

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