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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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  • 9 weeks
    And The Winner Of My One-Shot Prize is... (drum roll please)

    ...None other than ZanyZapper ! I'm sure they'll be deliriously happy... when they finally come back online. :ajsmug:

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  • 9 weeks
    Do you want a one-shot written by moi? READ THIS...

    I'm pretty bored right so I've come up with an idea. The next 10 people who already follow me can come up with an idea for a one-shot, and I'll choose the one which I think is the most interesting and write it. I won't tell the winner who it is... they'll only know when their story is published! :pinkiehappy:

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    26 comments · 227 views
  • 18 weeks
    Has anyone else noticed…

    …You can longer see how many people are viewing your story at a time, unless I’m missing something? It’s a shame, it was quite a useful tool to have… :fluttershysad:

    5 comments · 217 views
  • 19 weeks
    I’m curious…

    …What do you like most about writing?

    All you non-authors can just butt out; this question is just for the budding scribes out there to comment under.

    (nah, just kidding, you can hang around and read if you like, after all you’re so good at it :raritywink:

    14 comments · 175 views
  • 34 weeks
    I am SO glad this exists...

    As a environmental message, it's fair-to-middling at best.

    As a story which depicts how they might've handled Diamond Tiara AFTER her redemption, it's positively flawless.

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Feb
24th
2024

Do you want a one-shot written by moi? READ THIS... · 2:04pm February 24th

I'm pretty bored right so I've come up with an idea. The next 10 people who already follow me can come up with an idea for a one-shot, and I'll choose the one which I think is the most interesting and write it. I won't tell the winner who it is... they'll only know when their story is published! :pinkiehappy:

Of course I may get less than ten entries.... and if that's the case, I won't write a thing! :trollestia:

Thems the rules folks... let's see what happens next...

Happy suggesting! :rainbowwild:

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Comments ( 26 )

King Charlatan, G4 edition. Because penguins are cute (and G1 MLP was a trip).

Rainbow Dash and Rarity are on a secret date, enjoying cuddles, kisses, and sweet moments together. Scotaloo accidentally catches them in the act and later tries to replicate her idol's actions on Sweetie with poor attempts and awkward results. Sweetie's not amused.

Comedy/Romance

Since you like Diamond Tiara so much, I'm a give you one.

Years in the future, post-canon, Tiara becomes the mayor in Ponyville. One her first day on the job, she realizes that her new job might be a little more than she initially signed up or.

(Yʼknow, ʼcause Ponyville is weird as hell and hosts the Bearers and is next to the Everfree and is attacked by a villain once every other week.)

Have fun! And thank you for giving us the opportunity to make suggestions.

Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash struggle with local red tape when the former applies for retroactive planning permission for her sanctuary.

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Just because I may like certain characters, doesn't mean I'm gonna be swayed one way or the other. This is about the most interesting and imaginative premise, and I will remain strictly unbiased in my judgement... :raritywink:

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Oh, this is good. This is really good!

A very self-indulgent shipfic for the best G5 ship: Moonscout (Izzy x Sunny)!

A story where Green Day gets teleported into Equestria

A story where the Beatles (circa 1969) are teleported into Equestria

Discord gives Starlight his powers to see what she does with them

A story where Equestria gets teleported into the middle of the Atlantic Ocean right after 9/11 (yes, the one with the Twin Towers)

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Only one per member. Maybe I should’ve specified that in the OP… :twilightoops:

Sunny learning opaline is her mother Darth Vader style as in the middle of a fight with her

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Well you didn't, so... :trollestia:

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I didn’t because I forgot, but I’m instituting the rule now. Pick one, or forever hold your peace. 😎

Soon after Twilight takes Starlight as a student, Twi wants rent from her. So Starlight starts a time traveling delivery service to earn some bits.

(Inspired by an ooooooold SNL bit, Einstein Express.)

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Damn... Well in that case I pick the Moonscout one just so I can see how self-indulgent and fanservice-y you can get.

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Your other suggestions were good… you can save them up for the next special event… which may be sooner than you think if this works out… 🙃

Celestia, Luna and Cadence having tea and discussing their favorite cahpter of the book of Friendship.

That's 9 by my count so far... who will be the lucky final entry? :applejackunsure:

Scootaloo gets tired of the chicken comparisons. So decides to learn to dive like a penguin instead.

OKAY THAT'S IT NO MORE. You'll know who's 'won' when I publish the story... soon. Because, you know, I have a job and a life to do too. Thanks for all your ideas, and see you next time now. :twistnerd:

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Might do a version of this myself. Scubaloo sounds fun.

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Don't sell yourself short on winning...

But if I might add, can we have a part where Scootaloo wanyed to be a hawk at first but gets scared.

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