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deadpansnarker


"Be good to yourself, because nobody else has the power to make you happy."

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  • 8 weeks
    And The Winner Of My One-Shot Prize is... (drum roll please)

    ...None other than ZanyZapper ! I'm sure they'll be deliriously happy... when they finally come back online. :ajsmug:

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    1 comments · 95 views
  • 8 weeks
    Do you want a one-shot written by moi? READ THIS...

    I'm pretty bored right so I've come up with an idea. The next 10 people who already follow me can come up with an idea for a one-shot, and I'll choose the one which I think is the most interesting and write it. I won't tell the winner who it is... they'll only know when their story is published! :pinkiehappy:

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    26 comments · 224 views
  • 17 weeks
    Has anyone else noticed…

    …You can longer see how many people are viewing your story at a time, unless I’m missing something? It’s a shame, it was quite a useful tool to have… :fluttershysad:

    5 comments · 211 views
  • 18 weeks
    I’m curious…

    …What do you like most about writing?

    All you non-authors can just butt out; this question is just for the budding scribes out there to comment under.

    (nah, just kidding, you can hang around and read if you like, after all you’re so good at it :raritywink:

    14 comments · 173 views
  • 33 weeks
    I am SO glad this exists...

    As a environmental message, it's fair-to-middling at best.

    As a story which depicts how they might've handled Diamond Tiara AFTER her redemption, it's positively flawless.

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    2 comments · 244 views
May
19th
2020

After nearly a year's hiatus from writing... · 7:03am May 19th, 2020

I finally have a new 'thing' out. Go read it.

Or ya know, don't. It's a free country. (Last time I checked, that is) :twilightoops:

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Comments ( 6 )

Wait, how long have you been following me?

Since the injunction ran out. Better double bolt your door at night now. Bwhahaha... :trollestia:

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Cheers. I tell, you I’ve overwhelmed by the response so far. Two (count ‘em) comments so far. You love me. You really love me!! :twilightsmile:

It's a free country. (Last time I checked, that is)

This joke aged poorly.

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True, but I’ll keep it around for posterity’s sake.

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