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deadpansnarker


“I Have Nothing To Declare But My Genius.”

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  • 3 weeks
    Hi, I'm Back! Two Questions...

    1. Are there any new episodes of MLP G5 planned for this year?

    2. Are there any trailers for them? Sorry, I've been out of the loop a bit due to 'external pressures'... :trixieshiftleft:

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  • 34 weeks
    Just watched the movie... (SPOILERS)

    And it was better than I thought it was gonna be. :moustache:

    The characters had distinct and interesting personalities, the jokes were mostly good and even the songs were catchy ear worms. :pinkiegasp:

    I look forward to seeing where they'll take G.5 next! And plans for a whole series yet? :trixieshiftleft:

    Couple of issues with the ending, though:

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    18 comments · 407 views
  • 37 weeks
    Alright, NOW I'm Pissed.

    It's takes a lot to get me angry, believe me.

    Even mildly hot under the collar ain't my kinda shtick.

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    19 comments · 546 views
  • 40 weeks
    Hi there! Just a couple of quickies (Most MLP Gen 5 related)

    So, this 'MLP A New Generation' is a thing, huh? And the movie is being released to stream on Netflix next month?

    Let's take a look at the main cast, shall we?

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    25 comments · 373 views
  • 42 weeks
    It's been seven years since I joined fanfiction...

    Nah, this isn't one of those blog posts where I blurt at the top of my lungs 'I LOVE YOU GUYS!!' :derpytongue2:

    That ain't my style, and besides I am English don't you know. We're all masters of restraint. :ajsmug:

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May
19th
2020

After nearly a year's hiatus from writing... · 7:03am May 19th, 2020

I finally have a new 'thing' out. Go read it.

Or ya know, don't. It's a free country. (Last time I checked, that is) :twilightoops:

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Comments ( 6 )

Wait, how long have you been following me?

Since the injunction ran out. Better double bolt your door at night now. Bwhahaha... :trollestia:

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Cheers. I tell, you I’ve overwhelmed by the response so far. Two (count ‘em) comments so far. You love me. You really love me!! :twilightsmile:

It's a free country. (Last time I checked, that is)

This joke aged poorly.

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True, but I’ll keep it around for posterity’s sake.

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