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Ha! Poor Mary Sue Twilight.
White House / Crack House
Spike . . .
Border / Meat Market
Prime cuts / 50 K
Immigration / Invasion
Freedom / Slavery
Go see Sound of Freedom
Or Sound of Music
It’s always sunny in equestria update
Herbert needs Tartarus and therapy, Mr. Gimp may need a safe gesture, and the other two are ok.
There is no actual debate. There are real men and real women. And then there are fake men and fake women. Or trans if you wanna be PC.
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Hmm.
11659604
Well, ok then.
11659685
Thanks doc.
11659694
I am with Twily. I ain’t getting in this discussion, now or ever. I’m here to spread horse words, nothing more nothing less.
11659721
Well, you have no one to blame but yourself if this starts a flame war in the comments. Probably wouldn't have commented if not for that one paragraph.
11659724
Not really. It was a spoof on what the Harry Potter author said, without any commentary or agenda. If people want to make something of it, fine. But so far so good… 🤞
11659721
Honestly, I wasn't going to comment on this story. But, knowing how Twilight can be, and how you have depicted her as somewhat passive about the "interesting" patrons (the first two raising eyebrows, but still acceptable, while that third one was much too out there, and the last should have been shot on sight), I just had to be snarky. Look, we all agree that Twilight can be, well, uninformed about things of a sexual nature. (And yet, by reading so many fics here in this site, you'd think that Princess Twilight was a whorse...)
Don't get me wrong; I like Mary Sue Twilight, as much as I enjoy a mature Twilight.
My take? I'd hate to think what she would do to Spike later... If anything, it should be poor Spike.
Is Herbert a Family Guy reference?
11659754
I think she reacted pretty normally, under the somewhat surreal circumstances. Anyone who says they know what they'd do in this situation, until it actually happens to them? They're wrong.
11659755
Whatever gave you that idea?
nice work
11659721
You're welcome!
11660148
Thank you again for spreading the benefit of your knowledge.
11659694
Might I just point out, of the now-15 comments on this fic, only 4 make mention of that passage, and 2 of them are the reply chain to this comment. The other two being your original comment and this one I'm typing.
Just saying.............
Is that a form of Disco Fever?
One's again, Twilight forgets how educated Spike is! Fun story.
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I hoped that people would think it was more entertaining than a 1k story about ponies LICKING each other. Obviously not. Oh well, there’s nowt as queer as folk.
I'd love to see this continued, like having the rest of the Mane 6 and other friends wanting some 'special' reading.
Especially when Twilight finds out that they've known for a while.
Fun read.