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Twilight Sparkle has finally perfected a device allowing ponies to speak to each other over great distances. Unfortunately, the first call she receives is from Pinkie. Things go downhill from there.

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Omg, this is so funny!

Really funny and creative.

It definitely deserve a like.

That is all I have to say on the matter

This, dear fellow, is pure freaking genius. :rainbowlaugh: FIMfiction needs more stories like this.

umm...wha....I don't even.....ok....:rainbowhuh:

liked and fav'ed


I almost died laughing.

Perfect. Just Perfect.

:derpytongue2: SOMEPONY'S going to be having Rocky Road for a month.

We're goin' on a fridge hunt,
We're gonna catch a big one...

I helped edit this! I feel proud.

This is absolutely brilliant.

This actually feels pretty authentic to some of more outlandish episodes of MLP. You even managed to work in all the characters without them ending up not doing anything. This actually felt like an episode of MLP. I was thoroughly entertained. Keep up the good work. :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by MariusIoannesP deleted Feb 25th, 2014

A refrigerator golem? Whaa?

3997305 3997501 3997616 3997658 3998159 3998585 Thanks. :pinkiehappy:

3998576 And thank you for that. :twilightsmile:
3998800 I always aim to capture the feel of the show, so it's good to hear that I managed it. :raritystarry:

Yo Teeth

Go work for the show or something

This is too good to be just a fic

:rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh: Oh my, this is hilarious!


This should be an actual episode.

Well that didn't go quite as I expected. Loved it!

Just one small thing though... "Instead, she pointed at it with as much melodrama as she could muster." That... isn't quite the word you're looking for. "Melodrama" is being negatively dramatic. For example, Rarity's "this is The Worst Possible Thing". Unless Twilight suddenly went from jubilantly enthusiastic to morbidly depressed about inventing the longvox, you probably just want to use the word "drama" instead.

“Hello,” said Pinkie, in the flattest, most un-fun voice Twilight had ever heard. “I’m Pinkie Pie, and I’m calling on behalf of Sugarcube Corner. Our records indicate that you’ve recently purchased a product from our establishment, and you’ve been randomly selected to take part in a customer survey. Any information you give us will be kept strictly confidential.”

I was thinking about this the whole time!

That's often the hallmark of a really excellent fanfic.

I knew I shouldn't have clicked this. I was planning on doing work and stuff. Then I saw this. Now I don't feel like doing work. Ah well. Maybe tomorrow.

That was deliciously random and characters were spot on. Discord was a magnificent ass just as always. :trollestia:

Why two Twilight tags:rainbowhuh:

4000489 One's Twilight, the other's Princess Twilight. Thought that was obvious enough.

4000529 But there's only one Twilight in this fic, so having two Twilight tags doesn't make sense

lolzzz this is cute lolzzz

:pinkiegasp: :yay:

Only one problem...she can't "Press 1" on a rotary dial.

“I’m going to dig a pit!” Twilight interrupted, pantomiming a rough digging motion. “And then I’ll put a cage in the pit and inside the cage will be a snare! I’ll hide the pit and put a bushel of apples over it, so when the fridge comes to eat the apples, it’ll fall in the pit and trigger the snare! Then I’ll shut the cage and drop a net over it just to be safe.”

I was pretending that this followed after the above statement. It was hilarious :yay:

3999749 Don't I wish. :raritywink:

3999761 Good point. I'll have to fix that.

4000818 That's not going to stop Pinkie. :pinkiecrazy:

4000859 Yeah, that scene was part of what inspired the joke. Such a great movie.

That was one heck of a deviation from the premise you promised (I was thinking at first that the fridge gag should have been saved for the punchline), but damned if it wasn't worthwhile. Though fun, it got very irritating during the last 1-2K words, in which all bloody six ponies were getting involved while Spike was still asleep, unable to participate in the shenanigans. Regardless, many snorts and giggles were had. Until Rainbow Dash made her second appearance. Upvoted.

As she reached the top of the stairs she looked back over her shoulder. “Spike, are you coming?”

He should already be up there. He never went downstairs!

“What about ice? That’s a crystal. Technically.”

Just a thought: it would've made more sense, and taken fewer words, to claim that there was a container of chilled amethyst or somesuch thing being kept in the fridge.

It was quite obvious that it was Discord, but this story was funny nevertheless! Thanks for teh lulz :rainbowlaugh:

As I was reading this, I was listening to "Circus for a Psycho" by Skillet.


The physical pain the laughter has caused me is hovering around 7.5 out of ten

This story is literally too funny.

This. Is. SO AWESOME!!! :rainbowkiss: This is probably one of the best one-shots I've read on the site! Soooo funny! When I saw it in the new stories thing I had a feeling it would be featured, and I was right! It so deserved it! Congratulations! This is going into my favorites list, and if I ever put my very favorites on my user page, it'll probably go there, too! Awesome job! :twilightsmile: :pinkiehappy:

At what point is Twilight going to ask how Pinkie called the phone she just invented?

even she could diagnose Twilight with the horrific affliction of having gone guano loco.

Oooh, well played.

I'm not sure what this was, but I'm pretty sure that ice cream needed to be about 20% cooler.

3999103 It was no problem! I'm MegaRockinT on google and you know me on here, so I'm happy to help again if you ever need it!

This was fantastic. The only thing that would have made it better is if the "lesson" Discord tried to convey was something completely useless under any other circumstance, such as "get proper rest before attempting to capture animated appliances."

Now do one with Spike and the magazines.

And when it's trapped...

I am super proud to say I pre-read this story, cause it is fantastic! Not that I really did anything. But it's cool to say I was a tiny part of it. Yay Pinkie Pranks:pinkiehappy: Twilight's insanity was pretty dang funny.:twilightblush: Totally worth the re-read.

So now the question is...

How high were you when you wrote this?

Hee hee hee hee hee. :pinkiehappy:

Comment posted by Lightoller deleted Feb 26th, 2014

What? No Prince Blueblood in a can?


This would make a great episode.

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