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Harmony Charmer

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫


After Sombra gets into an intense argument with Pinkie, he seeks out advice from her friends, only to find they side with Pinkie on the matter. Spike, being extremely sway-able in terms of arguments, sides with the girls and leaves Sombra out to dry. Realizing only one other male in his close net of friends, Sombra begrudgingly accepts Discord's thoughts on relationships.

The poor, damn fool.

This story takes place during Chapter 27 and the Epilogue of the series The Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie.

This was a product of my 400+ Follower Story Vote

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"We're not killing Rarity."
"...Alright, time for Plan B!"

I DIED :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Wow, you write Discord really well.

Pinkie, with the help of her trusty bud, Cheese Sandwich!

Discord jumped into the air, the fainting couch disappearing with a snap of his fingers. He stood up in the air, a lion paw pointed to the sky. "Leave that to me, Sombra!"
"We're not killing Rarity."
"...Alright, time for Plan B!"

that killed me

"Well, turns out, she was madder than I thought, because she ran to Rarity's and Rarity corralled the girls together into a defense against my 'pathetic excuses' and 'weak apologies'."
Twilight gaped at him. "She did that?!"
"Yes, so it would be nice if you--"
"And she didn't invite me?!"
Sombra blinked. "What?"

Hah :rainbowlaugh:

That was awesome!!!

"he's got another thing coming if he"

Should be another think coming.

If I'm going to cut my life pieces
This will be my last resort
I hope I'm not suffocating, no breathing
I couldn't give a buck If I (accidentally) cut my arm bleeding

Song aside; new SombraPie fic! :rainbowkiss:

Is it coincidence or fate that I look at Eris' picture and the only thing I can think of is Cruella De Ville?

D'aawww BEAUTIFUL :twilightsmile: *claps hands* and write how he proposed please..........if you don't mind...........please

Have ya read the "Not-So-Normal Adventures of King Sombra and Pinkie Pie"?

Couldn't stop myself. :derpytongue2:

So not the Eris with the white hair and curvy-licious body?

Where did you get the story title picture?

Reading your works has prompted me to create an account and follow you on this website :D :yay: yay! and I just have to say I love love love your stories. Please, I can not wait to read more about Pinkie and Sombra meeting the Pie family :p So excited! And I hope that once I figure everything out on this site that you might read my works as well :derpytongue2:

4608761 I've read at least one other fic where Cheese helped plan Pinkie's wedding. It was cute as the dickens.

This was fun to read. Now I'm off to read meeting the family. Rock on you Crazy mare:yay:.

Why can I only give this one like?! :raritydespair:

One thing though:

Discord snapped his fingers and he appeared in a flashy tuxedo, with dozens of flashing cameras surrounding him as he held a small, gold trophy that looked like him with a plaque that broadcasted "Discord is Best Pony" while he blew kisses to no one in particular.

Silly filly, that's not how you spell Applejack. :ajsmug:

A great little story with so many little humorous moments. Sombra saying 'bro' made me loose it as did the classic Twilight behaviour. :rainbowlaugh

Why was this sitting on my read-later list, and not my favorites? Silly Past Me.

4609354 Yes I have and I loved it :heart:

And now we wait for story with his wedding proposal. :heart:

yeep!! Discord's sister scares me!! :raritydespair:

Brilliant, Will there be a sequel?

This was the best thing I've read all week. You had me laughing from beginning to end, and my smile levels were across the universe to Gallifrey and back. Absolutely hilarious. I'm going to show this to my Language Arts class for how amazing it is. You never disappoint, Harmony! :yay:


Maybe Discord as well?

As for Discord's sister, I think I'll imagine Eris the rule 63 Discord.

"Discord is Best Pony"

So true!

That picture and story the. Funniest. Things. Ever!

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