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Introducing Hero's Day! A day where Equestria's worst villains dress up as their favorite heroes and go door to door demanding treats.

Treats or death, that is.

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Haven't read it yet, but the premise reminded me of "Cake or Death", so I'm hoping that gets a shout-out.



Just by the premise and chapter title alone I knew what I was in for.:rainbowlaugh:

This was absolutely amazing, the only thing better would have been if Starlight had shown up as the only one dressed up as Twilight.

7565030 Missed opportunity there, man. I would have absolutely loved to see that!:rainbowlaugh:

This NEEDS to be an episode! I lol'd. A lot. At work.:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

This was superbly done. It would be lovely to see the three of them get up to more pranks and see how much further they can push it.

Wat.exe is broken, can't brain now.


Years of writing, and still, I can't hope to match the beauty that is this masterpiece.

This is... perfection.

“Like the getup? I was thinking of painting my face white, but thought that might only end up triggering some ponies. White face doesn’t really float anymore. Too many P.C. ponies nowadays, if you ask me.”

“P.C. ponies?” Luna asked.

“Pushover-Crybabies,” Discord generously explained.

You're my hero, Discord.

This was such an absolutely brilliant idea! Loved every second of it!

Needs a pass over with an editor, but a hilarious concept that hits way more often than it misses.

“And I knew if I wanted to go as Luna, I’d have to lose some weight first, so that was definitely out of the question.”

I'm still trying to figure out whether this is an error or working as intended.

The most likely scenario is that Discord wants to get under Luna's skin by implying that she's fat, but the wording here implies that she's skinny or underweight, which is far less likely to get her (and females in general) riled up, I think.

Unless he was actually trying to compliment her, which makes for a completely different character dynamic than I expected. :twilightoops:

7565600 He's dressed up as Celestia. To change into Luna, he would have to lose weight. As Celestia. C?:trollestia:

By the time they entered the nursery, Sombra was already hovering over the crib with a big goofy grin plastered to his face. “A mare. Pink. With both wings and a horn. Looks like she takes after mommy. Thank the Dark Lord down below for that!”
Inside the crib, Flurry Heart held out both forelegs toward him. “D-d-daddee?” she gurgled out adorably.
“Why, yes, sweetie,” Sombra cooed back. “It is your daddy; back from his extended holiday at last.”

Shining got hella cucked.

Sombra glanced back at Cadence with a sigh. “Must be hard growing up without a masculine figure in her life. But there’s still time to trade up, Cadence. Why, give me a few minutes to stretch and I’m sure I could throw you clear across the Empire.

ha ha ha:rainbowlaugh:
Im crying o my god this was funny as "the black abyss".

You did it again, depri. And it's amazing.

Oh god, my sides. :rainbowlaugh:

That was awesome, had me in stitches most of the time. And the ending. :rainbowlaugh: "Yay!" *chomp*

I see that Sombra is still the butt monkey of the villain community. Chryssie at least got lots of food from that.

I am assuming you have managed to relax, now write more sombra stories

Well, Discord's masterplan worked beautifully.
And that last bit... that was just amazing :rainbowlaugh:

Good job, got quite a few chortles out of me!

Discord stopped before them with his hands on his hips. “Sorry. Haven’t heard of it. Sounds like an awful lot of fun, though.”
Celestia glared at him. “You do realize you’re currently dressed up as me, right?”


Discord waved a bit of hovering mane out of his eyes. “But of course you’re my favorite hero, Celestia! You thought there’d be anyone else I’d rather be today?”
Celestia grimaced at that. “I think I’ll wait until after the punch line before I—”
“I mean, what other hero in history has been so easy to defeat? Makes things much easier for the bad guys to win when you’re around.”

Knew it.
I'm trying so hard not to laugh right now

“P.C. ponies?” Luna asked.

“Pushover-Crybabies,” Discord generously explained.


“Seventy-two virgin mares.”

“Must be nice for you.”

Sombra frowned even harder than before. “Sadly, it’s not. No one has any clue what they’re doing.”

(Note to self: reading NBD stories while drinking any kind of liquid will often result in a wet monitor.)

Lol what the hell man. Why would you not include that Luna bit?

Needs more Tirek. :trollestia:

We're all hero's now!

It’s Hero’s Day, for the Many-Faced God’s sake! It’s a special occasion! So is Ponyville going to hoof over the love my children so desperately require or are things going to go down a much darker path here today?”




Valar Morgules

I should’ve remained in that blackened abyss called death instead of coming back here.”
Chrysalis cocked a brow. “Blackened abyss? What’s even in there?”
“Seventy-two virgin mares.”
“Must be nice for you.”
Sombra frowned even harder than before. “Sadly, it’s not. No one has any clue what they’re doing.”

Could always be worse.

Twilight would have to ponder on that once the danger was clear. All she knew for sure was that she had to act. And act fast!

The ripe tomato Twilight had bought from the marketplace mashed against Queen Chrysalis’ forehead the moment it hit, as did the half-dozen cupcakes and four oranges inside Twilight’s shopping bag.

The moment I realised this will be a good story.

Nice story.
But not everything is lost for Chrysalis. At least her children are feed for a while. Poor Scootaloo. And Rarity. (Why just a single Rarity, by the way?)

Found some errors.
Edit: nevermind.

7566893 Sorry, but the 's are the errors. They show ownership. Without the ' it shows multiples.

At last Garble did not appear as Spike, Starlight was not dressed as Twilight, Tirek was not disguised of Discord...

It was a good story.

“Don’t think you have us outnumbered, Chrysalis! Why, I could have Princess Celestia and Luna here in less than ten minutes flat! I would know! I do fake alarms every six weeks to time them!”

Dear Princess twilight, I hope youve heard the story of the Colt who cried Timberwolf.

Oh, thats an idea for a fimfic

So is Ponyville going to hoof over the love my children so desperately require or are things going to go down a much darker path here today?”

Twilight smirked, "I have Alondro on speed-dial."

Chrysalis eeked, and began to frantically flee before the inevitable enraged scream of "ERMAHGERD!!! CHERNGELERNGS!!" erupted from a rent in the fabric of the universe, directly preceding another horrifying melee of splattering and RAID-spraying upon her brood.


And I take it that Tirek was dressed up Twilight? Or, more likely, Goku?

Black licorice was outlawed two years ago.

I'll never forgive you.

7567057 Oops, my bad.
:derpyderp1: I just don't know what went wrong. :derpyderp2:

:rainbowlaugh: Yeah, this is awesome. Pretty much all the villains were are their best, and Discord certainly in top form. He's always best when doing something nonsensical yet still understandable.

That awesome dragon statue

Should that be draconequus, or no?

I wish the punch line had gone to Luna myself, but it's still fantastic.

“What other hero in Equestria actually throws his own wife at the threat instead of dealing with it himself? Or is that just how you get her to do things around here? How often do you throw her at the dishes these days?

I died of laughter at that. :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:


"Good. Then you will never forget it." ~ King Logan, Fable III

I find the absence of Tirek and Starlight very disturbing:pinkiecrazy:

7568987 Tirek was probably too dark of a character to use

Another story by NBD? :yay:

Seriously though, that last line stole the fic. We need more Terrible Trio. :trollestia: with a hint of Nightmare Moon.

I'd dress as Sombra for Villains Day.

7569987 I'd be Sombra for villain's day, too. :moustache: If it wasn't obvious enough.

7568701 I enjoyed that line quite a bit. :trollestia:

7566893 Not a big Rarity fan, sadly. :raritycry::raritydespair::raritycry: Maybe because I can't write her worth a damn.

7566625 If I were to include all the villains, it wouldn't gone up to 10k. That's too much, man! :applejackconfused:

7566370 Glad to hear you're still enjoying the randomness. :twilightsmile:

7566207 Glad you enjoyed! Thanks for reading. :pinkiehappy:

7566139 But... but this one already had Sombra in it. :unsuresweetie:

7565952 It was an idea that came out of nowhere -- Chrysalis' entire hive dressing up and trick or treating. After that, I knew I had to write it. Whether it be terrible or not.

7565905 Thanks! :yay:

7565735 Sarcastic Sombra is my specialty. :moustache:

7565532 I think you say that on most of my stories... and it's entirely true! I need more editors. Or a single editor. Too bad I broke that first one. :pinkiesick:

7565489 Thanks for saying so! :scootangel:

7565285 I don't know about that. I just thought the changelings were cute. :trixieshiftright:

7565030 Missed opportunity. :applecry:

7565011 Eeyup. :eeyup:

“From Nightmare Night, of course.” Chrysalis flashed her sharp fangs. “A night where all the ponies in Equestria dress up as their favorite monster or villain while receiving sweets and merriment in return?

That's...not how Nightmare Night exactly works (unless rollerbladers, astronauts, Sailor Moon, and Starswirl the Bearded are considered villains and monsters), but Hero's Day has different rules, so no actual problem.

Fun read! And...poor Scootaloo.

Two Thousand Fluttershys...

Umm... Y-you r-rock! Woo-hoo! Alright, NBD, that was awesome! Yay!
Seriously though, that was hilarious!!!

It’s Hero’s Day, for the Many-Faced God’s sake!


7573455 Thanks for saying so! :twilightsmile: Glad you enjoyed it.

This was damn hilarious man. I dunno what deal with what elder god you made, but you're on point more often than not. Stay derpy man.

Not a big Rarity fan, sadly.

I'll forgive that because you're so funny. But don't lemme catch you besmirching her good name again. *shakes fist*

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