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naturalbornderpy


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Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover.

The continue screen.

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This is going to be silly, isn't it?

TIme to boot this to the feature box! :trollestia:

Oh! Finally we get this kind of premise from a capable writer!

Discord was pay-to-win this entire time.

This is the best explanation for Luna's redesign I've ever heard. By far.

And she's stuck with that beard.

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Not if the windmill has anything to say about it.

Where did you get the picture?

Gotta love the New Game+

Delightfully silly.

Those mismatched horns, arms, and legs of his? Cost him an arm and a leg. Literally.

This made me smile. Have an upvote.

aaaaand thumb'd up.

MORE I SAY! GIVE US MORE LIKE THIS I SAY!:rainbowlaugh:

Surprised Bendy has not stopped by to rant about butts yet. Thought he would have felt a disturbance in the butt-force and came running.:rainbowlaugh:

Una

You deserve a medal for this masterpiece~ :moustache:

Glorious!

Now this needs a sequel to it, maybe the Mane 6 along with Sunset and Starlight could end up in that place like Twilight and the Princesses have, because I would LOVE to see that happen to them all.



:trollestia: I AGREE, A SEQUEL IS NEEDED!

This is amazing. 10/10, best in the land.

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Also incorrect. ∞∞/10

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/10

You got to power it up a bit.

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I concede, for you are clearly superior I this field. However, that was a reference.

SEQUELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I knew it.

I knew, deep in my soul, there was a reason I STILL couldn't like Discord. And THIS is why.

Also, I love how there's just someone who seems to be stalking the comments and downvoting all of them. Hilarious.

Silly, but makes a sort of sense.

Discord sold his soul to EA in order to conquer Equestria. However, DLC does not make up for lack of skill.

Hilarious. Slightly reminds me of all the different loops in Hard Reset, only more fun and less grimdark.

Also, who's the wise guy downvoting every single positive comment?

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DARN YOU EA!! AND ALSO DISCORD, BUT A BIT LESS THEN EA BECAUSE OF STUFF LIKE THE STAR WARS THING!.. YEAH!

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Sadly, the sequel costs 500 Friendship Points.

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Time to start stealing pets then returning them.

This entire story was setup for that joke at the end wasn’t it? Godd:yay:mit naturalbornderpy.

Come back as a stallion? Hmm. What would I even call myself? Trevor Sparkle? Now that would just be ridiculous.

*raises hand* I get it!

Some jerk negbombed a ton of comments above, so I upvoted a bunch instead. Anyone mind helping me and upvoting the ones I missed?

Also, I laughed. Great little story!

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It does when the skill itself comes with the expansion packs.

Twilight grimaced. “So, you’re saying the source of Discord’s power is nothing more than purchased DLCs?”

I facepalmed. Then I double facepalmed. And because that still wasn't good enough, I worked up the dexterity to facefoot while double facepalming.

...

Have an upvote!

YOU PLEBIANS KNOW NOT THE POWER OF DLC'S!!

Please make a second part of the story please. Its funny

The question is - now Twilight knows that both Celestia and Luna have done this many times before, and there doesn't appear to be a remaining-lives counter, is she going to suddenly realize that there's no book listing various actions and their corresponding Friendship Point values? And that all it would take to compile such a list/book is, well, the will to commit possibly the longest string of one-pony suicides in Equestrian history?

(Not to mention I can think of at least two - no, three cheats right off the top of my head. And something tells me there has absolutely got to be a way to unlock more than four traits.)

She touched the one labeled “ASSETS” and her face flushed.

In a fraction of a second, the Twilight Sparkle on the screen’s buttocks went from perfectly round to the size of two beachballs. With a mixture of curiosity and horror, Twilight pushed the slider even further, until it looked as if the Twilight on the screen’s spine would give out carrying such a massive rump around.

And by that they DO mean "ass-ets"!:ajsmug:

Twilight grimaced. “So, you’re saying the source of Discord’s power is nothing more than purchased DLCs?”

It makes so much sense now! :pinkiegasp:

I SO want to use this mechanic! CanI?CanI?CanI?CanI?CanI?CanI?CanI?:pinkiehappy:


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Gloriously so. :raritywink:
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I figure that everypony would overlook it except those who are custon characters.

I can't decide if I want to laugh more than I want to kick you right now. That entire story was nothing but setup for a pun about DLCs, was it? Kudos.

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You, sir, deserve an UPBOAT for that.

Okay, now I really want to know Cadance's response the first time she visits. I wonder if Chrysalis had ever been there?

...Discord is a DLC hoarder. Why am I not surprised?

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Let's say it will be a rather unique night for Prince Consort Shining Armor.

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Now imagine what if Cadance and Chryssi are actually one and the same person.

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