Sep

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If you read 'Delinquency', you need to read this. · 9:55pm Sep 14th, 2018

So you're probably wondering "What the fuck, Daemon? Where's the story? You were doing so good and now I have to go and read... other stuff. The hell, man?"

Report Daemon McRae · 371 views · Story: Delinquency ·

TThe Truth of the Millennium
MLP: FiM
Dark
Adventure
Comedy
Discord and Luna take a long-overdue trip to a parallel dimension, the reality where they had actually been living for a millenium of exile.
Violence
Profanity
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
Discord
Daemon McRae · 22k words · 26 1 · 388 views
ESchadens and Dragons
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Schadenfreude plays Ogres and Oubliettes with his friends. Schadenanigans ensue.
Spike
Big Mac
OC
Discord
Shining Armor
Daemon McRae · 1.5k words · 168 3 · 1.1k views
THEY EVERYPONY I CAN’T WATCH THIS
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Twilight Sparkle finally goes on an adventure with her friends. It's about as successful as one would imagine.
Profanity
Twilight
Sunset Shimmer
Starlight Glimmer
Tempest Shadow
Captain Celaeno
Daemon McRae · 2.4k words · 277 6 · 2.5k views
TSchadenfreude Does a Thing
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Schadenfreude is bored. He decides to get froyo. The apocalypse nowithstanding.
Profanity
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
OC
Cadance
Daemon McRae · 3.9k words · 268 11 · 1.8k views
TYOU HAVE BUCKED UP NOW.
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
The Princesses discover a far-off kingdom of strange magic and foreign creatures, and decide to investigate. Once again, Twilight Sparkle is left behind. And ONCE AGAIN, she has to write the apology letter.
Sex
Twilight
Celestia
Luna
Cadance
Shining Armor
Daemon McRae · 1.9k words · 824 21 · 6.4k views
TToo Many Everything
Equestria Girls
Adventure
Comedy
Random
Eighteen girls. A two-week trip to and from Miami Beach. Five cars. This story is about one of them.
Profanity
Sex
Trixie
Sunset Shimmer
Maud Pie
Adagio Dazzle
Sugarcoat
Daemon McRae · 16k words · 68 3 · 832 views
TSunset Shimmer vs Schadenfreude
Equestria Girls
Adventure
Comedy
In preparing for the Fall Formal as Chairman of its planning committee, Sunset Shimmer meets her greatest opponent yet: Schadenfreude. Her co-chairman.
Profanity
OC
Sunset Shimmer
Main 7 (EqG)
Daemon McRae · 21k words · 357 10 · 2k views
TTest Fic: Plz Ignore
Equestria Girls
Comedy
Random
Slice of Life
Sunset Shimmer needs help writing a story. So she asks Twilight Sparkle.
Sunset Shimmer
Sci-Twi
Daemon McRae · 1k words · 107 10 · 811 views
TFluttergamer
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
In an expiriment designed to improve Fluttershy's social skills, Twilight Sparkle introduces her to a variety of different activities, including video games. She hasn't left the house for a week.
Fluttershy
Twilight
Applejack
Daemon McRae · 1k words · 235 14 · 2.3k views
TPinkie Anonymous
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Drama
Slice of Life
With the less-than-stellar adventures surrounding the Mirror Pool incident, everypony seemed to take for granted that they'd gotten all of the Pinkies back where they belong. Never make assumptions, kids.
Pinkie
Other
Daemon McRae · 9.5k words · 136 3 · 1.1k views

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dshadow14

dshadow14 #72 · Dec 6th, 2018 · · ·

So, just a heads up. I like Schadenfreude so much, I decided that "favorite" isn't enough. Because of Schadenfreude, I have made new folder to put things called "Mega Favorites". That's how good you're writing is, be proud of yourself.

dshadow14

dshadow14 #71 · Dec 5th, 2018 · · ·

I just discovered your Schadenfreude stories! How has this evaded me for so long? I've only read two so far, but I have a feeling I'm going to favorite every single one of them!