• Member Since 10th May, 2013
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I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.

Stupid Facts About Me

- I actually really like sporks in real life. I even have a little collection. My favorite is a stainless steel one with a wide scoop and thin prongs.

- I also actually really love soups. My favorite is beef and mushrooms. I make it whenever I can afford it.

- Am a Half-Chinese living in Asia. The other half of me is European, also living in Asia. What a coincidence!

- Am really prudish in real life except among close friends. And yet an incredible pervert online. Shh.

- Am a huge Anglophile. I have to actively change all my spelling to American English while on this site. My favorite comedy is Yes, Prime Minister.

Blog Posts

  • 10 weeks
    More Drunk Sex Party from PrincessColumbia

    Sorry I haven't been around, everyone. Been busy in Real Life!

    Anyway, PrincessColumbia has written a sequel to their sequel of Class Reunion, entitled Whom Gods Deflower! It's pretty amusing, so check it out!

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    5 comments · 132 views
  • 60 weeks
    Fan Sequel to "The Consequences of Good Intentions"

    Hey. Apparently, the story that PrincessColumbia wrote in the comments of "Sunset Shimmer's Very Respectable Class Reunion" and published , has its own story-in-the-comments written by chris the cynic!

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    0 comments · 435 views
  • 71 weeks
    I am SUCH a stupid idiot!

    Earlier today, I posted a new chapter of Walk into a Bar. In fact, I published two chapters; I had a side chapter for “Drinking Stories” which I liked very much. But I made two very very stupid mistakes.

    1) I accidentally hit the publish button while editing, putting up the chapters long before my prereader (Sorry, FanOfMostEverything) had a chance to look at it. And because I didn’t want to get in trouble for unpublishing and republishing the same chapter, I let them stay up.

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    15 comments · 615 views
  • 71 weeks
    A bug kicked my story off the feature box...

    This morning, I woke up and noticed that Walk into a Bar has dropped off the feature box. At first I thought, “Oh well, it was due to go sooner or later”, even if it seemed strange that other stories of the same age and rating were still up.

    Then, about five minutes ago I checked the story statistics.

    Story rating: 163,000+.

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    13 comments · 389 views

More Drunk Sex Party from PrincessColumbia · 3:46pm August 8th

Sorry I haven't been around, everyone. Been busy in Real Life!

Anyway, PrincessColumbia has written a sequel to their sequel of Class Reunion, entitled Whom Gods Deflower! It's pretty amusing, so check it out!

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Stuff I Wrote

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Well I wish you the best of luck!


Hi! To be honest, I am not sure. I actually have three chapters already planned out for Walk Into A Bar and a new story idea, but I have been really busy for the past year. Also, I am frankly spending most of my free time writing other stuff. Seriously, I wrote a whole novel's worth of original fiction involving English fairies that I prolly will never publish.

However... I do actually have some free time coming up reeeeeally soon, and I might write something! The main issue is that I haven't caught up on MLP episodes either, so it's no confirmation of anything. Sorry!

Hey, I haven't seen any new stories or chapters from you in a long time, and I'm a huge fan of your work. Are you planning on posting anything in the near future?


Hi. Sorry I haven't replied, but part of the problem is that I have no idea how to answer most of your survey questions, so I put it off and then forgot about it.

1) This is the only one I can give a straight answer to. Mustard any day of the week, because ketchup is disgusting.

2) I don't know. Apparently, however, it's less than I'm getting paid for at my crappy job, since I haven't yet quit.

3) It varies. A lot. On some days I stay up all night, especially when writing. On others I'm in bed by ten and pop out of bed the next morning.

4) The shopping season. Seriously though, I live in the tropics, and the weather here is awful. I have experienced very mild springs and summers while overseas (Perth, Australia), and have no idea what autumn and winter are like. So I really have no idea.

5) I don't have any option about any of those, having never heard of them before. The only giant mecha I am familiar with is the Gipsy Danger Jaeger from Pacific Rim, unless you count a Transformer from Michael Bay's movies. A cursory wiki tells me that most of the examples you gave are from franchises before the turn of the millennium, which seriously, was ages ago.

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