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Sporktacles


I love sporks. And I love soup. Those two things unfortunately don't go together very well.


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Sunset Shimmer visits Equestria and spends some time taking care of animals with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash is apparently not good with certain animals.

Sunset discovers very quickly that what you learn from the human world cannot be unlearned, ever.

Rated Teen and Sex for a pile of juvenile innuendo, though technically no bad language. Only technically.

DatPoneEnthusiast1990 has done an awesome fully animated dramatic reading of this story here!

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Comments ( 155 )

Well, the end was really unexpected.
Great story overall, and a really good usage of those innuendos :twilightsmile:

My goodness, I've never seen such adept usage of innuendos as the topic of a story! Made me laugh my sides off!

You're horrible! I almost lost my sides to the orbit of Saturn... In class! :rainbowlaugh:

Oh gods, rainbow is simply gold. And we need a trollight emote, pronto! :twilightoops:

And flutters gotta fluff those clouds, angry rutting is best rutting :yay::rainbowkiss:

STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP! ALL THESE HORRIBLE PUNS! YOU'RE A MONSTER SPORKTACLES! A MONSTER I TELL YOU!

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Weeeeell technically, there's only one pun. The rest are double entendres!

Also, I apologize. Really I do.

FRANK DREBIN ! POLICE SQUAD !

everyone AGAINST THE WALL!

I GOT YOU ALL COVERED!

:twilightoops::facehoof:

I kinda want to see this in the reverse. Although Sunset's friends might've bugged her about pony euphemisms... Course the different races would each have unique ones, and Celestia and Luna probably have created a few Alicorn specific ones.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:That was too good. You, my friend, just made my day. I couldn't breathe for a few moments. That is one of the funniest stories I've ever read. Thank you for that craziness
-Dark

7189744 Luna and Celestia probably created an entire language of innuendo out of sheer boredom by this point. Even when ruling a nation there is only so many things to do over the span of millennia before you start to get bored.

7189767 Well Celestia probably created it, and is teaching it to Luna. Twilight is nearly conversational and Cadence is perfectly fluent.

Luna was in the moon for most of their reign. Although she probably created a moon language.

Please, make a sequel!

That was glorious! It's a shame that most of them are lost in italian...

I love this story! any time i start to have a bad day, this will be my medicine! Thank you. Good job!

All Double Entendres, so funny and so easy to screw with people who don't know the meaning.

That is a rather good question, why the violence?

And then, they all got crabs... *Pinch, pinch*

This was outrageously funny
Love the word play and how it came across as a natural conversation. Except to Sunset, that was awesome.
And the ending was great.

I understood about half of these. I was thinking why is Sunset so weirded out and then I got to her saying "strokin' macaque" and I thought ohhhhh....
My reaction: A mix of
:ajbemused::derpyderp1::pinkiegasp::rainbowlaugh::twilightoops::trollestia::facehoof:

...Oh my gosh, I just realized that I have to rectify a terrible mistake.

*clicks the Follow button*

:rainbowlaugh: I almost couldn't breathe after I read this! You my friend have a favorite

I feel really juvenile for giggling at this thing. It felt a bit drawn out and too long for a while there, but after it was over, I think it was pretty much the right size. At least you didn't take too long to finish when the thing was getting old. The end was still quite blunt and dry, but I guess it didn't come as a surprise.

This was teetering on the edge of being outright painful, but I have to say Twilight's appearance reeled it back in at just the right time. :rainbowlaugh:

so...many...inuendos... gah! that had me rolling for certain!

also, I like the general use of alliteration in your works. killing me with those. catchy!

Oh god, my lungs!!!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Oh geeze, this story had me laughing my butt off. Like said, so juvenile done so well.

Thumbs up man, thumbs up.

I love it. Poor Rainbow and Flutters not know what they were saying.:pinkiehappy:

Had a pretty shit day until I saw this. Now its better than ever.

You only get the most out of this with an immature mind. :rainbowlaugh:

Sweet Celestia, you are a horrible person for writing this. Genius and hysterical, but horrible nonetheless. :rainbowlaugh:
This might be one of the few stories that earns a fave from me simply for its use of innuendo. That was sheer brilliance.

7190408 heh, I see what you did there

Too...many...innuendoes!:rainbowlaugh:

Oh, do excuse me. It appears that my sides have translocated to an unidentified place within our current space.:trollestia:

You are so lucky I was in the bathroom while I read this. I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to shit myself! :rainbowlaugh:

Laughing like a hyena at one in the morning, just what I needed! :rainbowlaugh: This is magnificent.

All this animal talk makes me think about how batshit crazy this would drive someone from PETA. Probably become unhinged (More than usual PETA unhinged insanity.)

Loved it!:D thanks for the story

Borderline suggestive humour is awesome. Especially when it's done like this. You kept me in a perpetual fit of the chuckles. Good job!
Also, unexpected ending was unexpected.

7191829 If this is borderline, then it's a very lenient border.

7191864 Well, it doesn't warrant a mature tag, so it's borderline enough :derpytongue2:

7190408

Coming as a surprise is generally caused by sucking, yes.

This is juvenile, immature, silly, and the funniest bloody thing I've read all day. :moustache::eeyup:

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Nay. Do not apologize. Revel in your ability to create laughter. Delight in your creation. Stand proud, that ye has conquered with choking chicken and pounding pussy. Be saluted for your bravery, your valor, and your honor!

Rainbow watched the door swing shut as the sounds of muffled guffawing strangely emanated from outside. She turned to Fluttershy. “So um, now that they’re gone, you wanna go upstairs and fluff my clouds?”

Fluttershy turned angrily towards her marefriend, outraged at her audacity after a whole afternoon of arguing.

“You can go buck yourself, Rainbow.”

This is the punchline that makes the whole story perfect -- even more so than Twilight Sparkle showing up and knowing all the slang that Sunset is referencing.

I'm only putting this on my "silliness" shelf because this is a guilty pleasure....Oh, who am I kidding! I have an incredibly juvenile side and this story was perfect for that!:rainbowlaugh::rainbowwild::rainbowlaugh:

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