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Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!


I don't like doing this, but the truth is that I'm living off a tight little pension because I haven't gotten back into school despite trying for several years, so my savings are pretty much nil. If you feel some extra change in you wallet... bank account... whatever, then every bit my way really helps.

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To Do List

UPDATES 21.3.2016

Dominant Ideal - The Sequel
Story is now complete at just over 20k words. I think it makes a nice ending for the strange events Sweetie and Scoots had to face. Go check it out and tell me what you think!

Snowflake's Chance In Hell
Chapter 2/x
Probably the next fic I'm going to start/return working on.

Or it might be

Something completely new
You never know, you know?

Latest Stories


They knew! · 5:58pm Nov 9th, 2016

In Raiders of the Lost Cutie Mark.


won the election vs.

Diamond Tiara.

They knew.


Report Isseus · 207 views · #trump #clinton #election

The boring stuff


(Let's make this as painfully awkward as possible. Remember to add loads of lists and flamebait. Who am I kidding, nobody reads this stuff. They just come here for the clop.)

I'm Isseus. Some people call me Hasmadad, but that's just when I'm gaming. I'm 31, Finnish, and on living on a disability pension because the Finnish social system is so awesome. I write, game, play RPG's, sleep, eat, and sometimes do martial arts. I also collect weapons (swords and stuff, not guns). Oh and there's this thing about ponies I'm sort of interested in.

I have a vision disability. I never wanted it to become a big part of my writing, but after Flight to the Finish, I kinda sorta made it into one. I don't proselytize about it, don't worry. I write because I want to share my thoughts, ideas, and life experience with people. Or just to get people to smile. Or cringe. Both are okay.

I've been in some pretty dark places the last few years of my life after I got kicked out from work. Depression and other psychoses got the best of me. Now I'm doing better, thanks to medicine and science. Ironic that I used to work in a pharmacy for 10 years.

Here are some words I live by:
"You can be crazy, as long as you aren't stupid."
"Per aspera ad astra."
"You can't help others if you don't take care of yourself."
"If you don't have fun in life, you're doing it wrong."
"There is no greater evil than the indifference of good men."
"You can't change a person's opinion. You can only tell them your own."
"Everyone is equal. Even the people who think they aren't, whether they think too much or too little of themselves."
"The difference between erotica and porn is the difference of using a feather and using the whole Scootaloo."

Best ponies: Twily, Scoots, RD, AJ, AB, Sugar Twist, Iron Sight, Luna, Cady, Shiny.
Worst ponies: Pinkie, Rarity, Flufflepuff, Milkmare, Twist.
Meh ponies: The rest

People I like on this site: ChuckFinley, KrishnaKarnak, CarcinoGeneticist, InsertAuthorHere, YourAntagonist (The Earl), the people I use as slave labour for editing and pre-reading, and everyone else who's been nice to me.
People I don't like on this site: Aegis Shield, The Apex Predator, Dancewithknives, everyone else on my blocklist.

Fav Movies: Boondock Saints, The Matrix, Equestria Gi...(FUCK NO)
Fav anime: Juuni Kokuki, Dennou Coil, Detroit Metal City, Inferno Cop

I also like chatting with people and usually don't turn down anyone's opinion if they respect mine in turn.

Top Favourites

  • Wild, Sweet & Cool Rainbow Dash wants to add strength training to her regimen by having Twilight Sparkle ride her. by Kwakerjak 34,747 words · 18,122 views · 1,760 likes · 30 dislikes
  • My Little Alicorn A magical prank backfires, leaving Celestia stuck as a filly and Luna having to take her place. by InsertAuthorHere 179,845 words · 33,864 views · 2,886 likes · 55 dislikes
  • Pipsqueak's Day Off It's Friday and the teenagers of Ponyville have a day off school. Shenanigans and shippings ensue! by Chuckfinley 47,721 words · 11,399 views · 614 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Ice Cube Tells Stories to the Ponyville School-Children Ice Cube Tells Stories to Fillies and Colts by Inspectah Dash 20,229 words · 3,269 views · 232 likes · 9 dislikes
  • Shades of Grey Luna and Rarity, with the help of a few of Celestia's elite guards, must fight to make peace with themselves before they can make peace with the past, and Rarity must learn to overcome the harshest enemy she has ever faced: Herself. by Inquisitor M 107,005 words · 1,922 views · 107 likes · 7 dislikes

Top Favourites: The text bit

The person who decided it was a good idea to make that box center aligned with no formatting tags should be shot. With love of course. That's why I added them to my bio.

Well Kwakerjack´s WSC was the fic that originally brought me to FIMFiction so he deserves the first spot, now and forever. Loved it, it was fun, interresting and educational, all at the same time.

InsertAuthorHere is probably the most creative and amusing writer at FIMFic. At least out of the ones I´ve had the chance to read. MLA took me by storm and I had to read it in one go, wasting a beautiful Saturday inside. Gave my neck a cramp too. (You´re forgiven). MLA and it´s continuation BUB both play with one of everyone´s fantasies: How would it feel to be a child again with all the knowledge you´d accrued since? Would you act differently? How would you handle your emotions and responsibilities. Doing it in a heartfelt and touching way, while not being too serious was a big plus. Thanks! InsertAuthorHere!

Pipsqueak's Day Off has made me actually fall in love with our cunning chap from Trottingham, expanding my headcanon with loads of illicit substances and storytelling worthy of a Guy Ritchie movie.

Ice Cube and foals? Go read.

And last but definitely not the least is Shades Of Grey, which I found out about thanks to IAH's blog entry. This guy seriously deserves more reads. The story is slow as a glacier, but that makes it all the better to enjoy leisurely, just like I prefer to enjoy my Rarity-fiction.


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*hug* toss me a hoof, yo.

I hate Aegis Shield, too. Let's be buddies. :pinkiehappy:

Thank you immensely for the fave on my fiction 'Am I confused?', which I appreciate with the utmost sincerity.
Furthermore, I want to express my sheer adoration for the follow that you have so kindly done so. I wish I had more to give than just my thanks, but since I do not, I want you to know that I am gratified in my gratitude for you. I wish you a good day, and a good evening, which I extend to the rest of your days. Thank you again.

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