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Isseus


Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

May
14th
2023

Thoughts at 6AM (didn't sleep) · 3:20am May 14th, 2023

Insomnia is a bitch. I'm doing far better with my new medication, but it's also been causing me to have loads of trouble falling asleep for the last three weeks. Every day it takes longer and longer to get tired, usually ending up with me staying awake until 9AM and then crashing. Sleeping during the day sucks because there's a huge renovation in my apartment house so basically every work day is constant drilling, hammering, power tools and destruction from 7AM on. You can probably see the

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May
10th
2023

Top 10 pony songs from G4 (cliché, I know) · 6:12pm May 10th, 2023

I haven't written anything in a while. I've been stuck inside my own head with a lot of difficulties and mental issues, which are finally easing up. Let's just say that sometimes it's far better to stop hitting your head against a wall and instead take a step back and see if there's a door somewhere, you dig? Anyways, I wanted to write something light before I dive into another fic and try to actually finish one of the existting ones. I've started so many stories but I've just ran out of gas

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Oct
5th
2022

Hey! You! You're above average! · 11:25pm Oct 5th, 2022

Yes, I mean it.


For example, the average number of hands a person has is less than two. You probably have at least two hands, so you're above the curve. If you have less than two arms, I'm sorry, but also thanks for making the statistics nicer for the rest of us.

In other statistics
- 5/6 players admit to winning in Russian roulette, making it one of the safest bets!
- 9/10 people enjoy gang rape

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Sep
17th
2022

Thoughts at 2AM · 10:26pm Sep 17th, 2022

Friendliness, politeness and respect are all priceless, yet free to give.

I'll try to remember that even more in the future.

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Sep
24th
2021

Offspring? Really?? · 10:13pm Sep 24th, 2021

I know if you're going to steal, steal from the best, but still... Offspring? Makes me even sadder that "Mob mob mob" was the only song from the movie that I legit liked.

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Aug
24th
2021

Humour vs. Terror · 11:00pm Aug 24th, 2021

Terrorists want to be feared. Fear is countered by laughter. Pinkie Pie does it with scary trees, South Park did it with 9/11 and Osama bin Laden. There's a reason why fanatics target those who ridicule them the most: Laughter takes away all their power. They can't control people with fear if they are made a laughingstock.

No politics here, just wanted to bring people some smiles. :pinkiehappy:

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Jun
10th
2021

Rejoice, He Lives! · 4:17pm Jun 10th, 2021

No, not me. DWK! He sent a tweet to his followers today that he's alive and well, not in prison or anything. I couldn't be happier. I actually got really worried in the almost 1½ years he was gone, especially because he vanished so suddenly back then right around Christmas 2019. I don't even care if he doesn't make more of his Totally Legit Recaps, I'm just happy our Spaghettimancer is alive!

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Jun
9th
2021

Greek words are fun · 11:41am Jun 9th, 2021

So Hippokrates, the greek guy who basically invented Western medicine, has the coolest name ever.
Hippo = Horse (like in hippodrome, hippogriff)
Kratos = Power (like in democracy, or the god Kratos, meaning strength)

So basically, this dude from several hundred BC was called HORSEPOWER.

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Jul
18th
2020

Hi! I'm a Nazi brony! · 10:32pm Jul 18th, 2020

Yes, you read that right. After what I've read about the topic, I am indeed a Nazi, because I find Aryanne fics both cute and hilarious. That makes me a Nazi, right? But people are saying that Aryanne should be banned, and so should all of Ze Nazis be kicked out of ze fandom. Clearly liking Aryanne fics is a sign of being a Nazi.

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Mar
30th
2020

School done · 11:41pm Mar 30th, 2020

Hey, all. Long time, no chat. Phew, it's been a wild year, hasn't it? 2020 just keeps on giving.

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