"It was all for nothing!"

If you've been taking in all the recently released G5 news, you'll probably have come across this at least once: that due to the apparent separation of the pony tribes and the collapse of harmony, that everything Twilight Spark and her friends have gone through has been utterly pointless because it didn't last.

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Let's see if it can reach 2K within this month or so.

Or you could watch the video I will upload tomorrow, even though it's not MLP related.

I've been low-key freaking out about a bunch of unrelated things this morning, so why not distract myself by talking about the new hotness? Things you can expect from this blog:

- Opinions on what I've seen of G5 so far. Warning, it's not much, so I'm not going to be spoiling anything.
- Opinions on G5 as a concept.

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For some reason, I like this song.
Watching ponies head bang like they're listening to Heavy Maretal never gets old.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6P-L142BE9M

Greetings Guys and Gals.

This blog post is mainly about me talking about the new movie or in other words G5. A bit of a critique if you will. I was a bit wary of it, though after seeing it, I had to say that it was good overall, but not without its flaws.

With that being said here, there will be spoilers in the following parts. Please proceed at your own discretion.

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1. the mane 5 find and revive the cryogenically preserved corpse of rarity, which rounds them out to two earthponies, two pegasi, and two unicorns, just as faust intended
2. hitch comes out as trans and then transitions, giving us both trans female representation and an all-mare mane cast
3. end of list

While I'd prefer they re-use secondary characters as the new Mane 6 (or whatever amount of main characters there will be), I'll give new characters a chance.

No, what concerns me is the animation style. If it ends up being akin to the 2017 movie or "Rainbow Roadtrip" then I'll be hyped.

If it looks like the stuff that's been posted on Youtube then...uhhh...I has a concern.

I'm one hundred percent sure that she a Pinkie descendant. Yeah, she doesn't do all the crazy stuff that Pinkie does but... The manner in which she speaks, the manners in which she behaves - this is Pinkie, period. In the Russian dub, they even share the same voice actress :).

Alternate title: Combinatorics of G5 clop

In a Discord yesterday, I got to wondering how many times each G5 character fucks each other G5 character. So I did some analyses. First up, I searched "#mlp-g5 #mature #sex" and got 59 stories. Because stories aren't reliably tagged, and the G5 tag appeared after stories began, it's likely I missed a few.

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I want in on that G5 bandwagon.

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/490134/a-horny-issue

Let's fucking goooooo

Here is a map of what G5’s Equestria looks like. Take a look.

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I read on another site that FiM is officially ending sometime next year, and then there will be at least one more official movie, followed by Generation 5 in 2020. I will definitely give G5 a chance, and the rumors about making earth ponies “more interesting” sound somewhat promising. I already think they're fascinating, but maybe everyone else will finally realize how fascinating they are. OTOH, it's possible that earth ponies will lose some of their appeal to me if I have less room to imagine

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We’ve got a bunch of info from... Kidscreen? Anyway, link here, article text below the page break for the spoiler adverse

https://kidscreen.com/2021/01/29/my-little-pony-rides-high-with-new-cp/?fbclid=IwAR33WT63ty5b25Y01vLrI6vnAMFZKGHXxKOS-XOUbrB90RA-H53Lwz3kirs

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A description on a new alicorn Sunny plush hits that Sunny and her friends will be facing one of the G4 Villains in future.

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I constantly hear "we can't afford to keep this cast" for the regular series. Well, let's break down each of the main voice actors and see what we have.

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Gonna be completely honest and probably gonna get my asshole torn in half for this but fuck it here goes.

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