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TheRedArmy


Nov
21st
2012

The Funny Blog · 9:07am Nov 21st, 2012

Long story short, I was depressed, and then I clopped, and now I'm OK again.

So it's humor time! Post funny videos, pictures, quotes, whatever you like. Humor makes everyone happy. Related to ponies in any way is optional.

For the first post, it's a daily double - A picture and video. First, a scene from Calvin and Hobbes, a wonderful comic strip here in America. Please remember that we read left to right - I know not everyone does.

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Favorite Quotes

Just a few of my favorite quotes over the years:

"Any nation that would give up a little liberty for a little security will deserve neither and lose both." - Benjamin Franklin

"Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity." - Irving Kristol

"The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." - Thomas Jefferson

"The sole end for which mankind are warranted, individually or collectively, in interfering with the liberty of action of any of their number is self protection. The only purpose for which power can be rightfully exercised over any member of a civilized community, against his will, is to prevent harm of other. His own good, either physical for moral, is not a sufficient warrant." - John Stuart Mill

OK, so those were all patriotic. The following ones aren't.

"What the fuck do you think a hater's job is? To fucking hate, nigga!" - Katt Williams

"To bring about the rule of righteousness in the land, so that the strong should not harm the weak." - Hammurabi's Code; Prologue

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." - Sun-Tzu

"There is one rule for the industrialist and that is: Make the best quality of goods possible at the lowest cost possible, paying the highest wage possible." - Henry Ford

"I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use." - Galileo Galilei

"Find a subject you care about and which you in your heart feel others should care about. It is this genuine caring, not your games with language, which will be the most compelling and seductive element in your style.” - Kurt Vonnegut

Special thanks to Damagiks for showing me this quote (he left it in a comment).

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>62w, 1h ago
rest in pieces

189716 No, I have every intention of completing butterflies. I haven't felt compelled at all to write, though that's not too good an excuse.

Have faith. I will write again.:twilightsmile:

Is Butterflies dead or something? It's been awhile!

123698 Sorry about that. Waiting on my reviewer now (I only just sent it about 5 minutes ago). An explanation for the wait is explained just prior to the chapter in my first ever author's note!:moustache:

So be ready for it - shouldn't be long now.

When should we be expecting Chapter 4 of Butterflies?

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Future Story Ideas

Twilight Sparkle, Ace Attorney: Princess Luna has been acting as magistrate over Ponyville while the Mayor is on vacation. Many have noticed her punishments are swift and typically harsh when someone commits a crime. One day when watching a proceeding, Twilight notices that Luna may have convicted someone who was innocent. Relying on her library, she begins studying Ponyville law to fight back for those who are innocent from Luna's wrath. Based heavily on Phoenix Wright, Ace Attorney

A day as Fluttershy: Inspired by Applejack's Family Bonding (by Metals), you assume the role of Fluttershy for a single day of nonsensical cloptastic fun. Hentailand guaranteed.

Labyrinths and Ponies: Twilight Sparkle finds herself wanting to play something called a "Role-Playing Game", but she needs at least 4 other ponies to play it with. Watch as the main 6 play Ponyville's verison of Dungeons and Dragons!

Title Pending: A long-term project I intend to do down the road. It would be another Twilight-Rarity shipping story, where you see the rise of feelings over time, they have to struggle through everyday life, and then face others' opinions about their decision. Intended to be a real heart-wrencher due to realistic responses to lesbians (from random characters, families, and friends, including the main six), and also involving deep moral questions outside of the lesbian aspect completely.

If you have ideas you would like to see me write about, I will happily consider them!