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So...wow, what an update... · 3:00am June 7th

Can’t say I’m completely thrilled with the new FimFiction. The circular avatars are bugging me (thank God mine actually fits...for now) and the notification system doesn’t want to cooperate. But at least the site is mostly functional, which is more than can be said for most major website updates.

I wish I could celebrate the update with a fanfiction update, but I’ve been working overtime every day these last few weeks. Here’s an accurate rendition of what I currently look like:

Yes, I am actually an orange horse. I make it through the day by piloting a robotic human suit while plotting the downfall of this pitiful planet. And now that you know my secret...I am completely incapable of doing anything to stop you, considering this is the Internet and I’m nowhere near any of you. Curses.

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182 weeks later, i finish Blueblood. goddamn.


I'm not exactly proud of quite a few of them, but yeah, I've done a lot.

592 blogs holy shit.

"Just a pointless idiot." Lol, I don't think that an idiot would be able to write what you do so don't be so hard on yourself."Yes, I have a blog here. Why? Because torturing you all with my fics doesn't bring me nearly enough satisfaction." Lol, I like your sense of humor! My only suggestion on how to improve your stories is diction.diction.diction. I cannot stress enough how much better you and your stories will sound when you use superior vocabulary choice. When I'm writing, I use a thesaurus to help me(however you should be sure to look up examples of the word that you intend to use in a sentence so you can understand it instead of blatantly inserting it.) I love your work and I hope that you keep staying awesome!À brohoof pour vous /)

Glad we can agree on that. Don't hold back because this Fiendship series has been slightly disappointing to me.
Also hope things go easier for you in the future.

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